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Oscar Pistorius
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14-02-13, 06:05 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnew...-live.html
Roses are red Violets are glorious Never sneek up on Oscar Pistorius. :rollin
Red Heads - Slowly taking over the world!!!
14-02-13, 06:11 PM
Red Heads - Slowly taking over the world!!!
14-02-13, 07:28 PM
14-02-13, 07:54 PM
Surely Oscar Pistorius can't be the first bloke to wake up legless on Valentine's Day after shooting a load into his girlfriend's face whilst imagining she was someone else?
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - strawberries in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming - WOO HOO! What a Ride!"
14-02-13, 08:13 PM
They are refusing to give him bail beacuse there is reason to believe he'll make a run for it...
Not quite sure what to do with my early mid-life crisis. Ideas on a post card to P.O.BOX 150...
14-02-13, 09:36 PM
Shame about Oscar Pistorius......he had the world at his knees
A young woman is dead and up and coming athlete life is in ruins and people are already making jokes about it......its prosthetic....I mean pathetic It must have been dark.....he could not see two feet in front of him Being well armed more than made up for it Shocking news from South Africa....white man arrested for murder New evidence found that could acquit Pistorius.....footprints If you ask me to stump fuck you on more time I'll fucking kill you 
15-02-13, 12:05 AM
For sure it would have been a first for him to have the blues and toes at the house
Smell ones mother. Yaas!
15-02-13, 01:01 AM
15-02-13, 11:11 AM
1 that I heard...
"Neighbours reported seeing him 100m away 11.5 seconds after hearing the initial gunshots" 1 that I made up... "Not the kind of 'pump action' she was hoping for on Valentine's day." I laughed anyway :lol
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines...
15-02-13, 05:35 PM
Whats more dangerous than a sawn off shotgun
Sawn off legs and a pistol
Smell ones mother. Yaas!
15-02-13, 06:16 PM
He had a spring in his step walking in to court this morning
21-02-13, 06:03 PM
Better to stand and look a fool than speak and prove it !
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