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Oscar Pistorius - Skippernick - 14-02-13
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/southafrica/9869489/Oscar-Pistorius-shoots-girlfriend-dead-live.html
Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Never sneek up on
Oscar Pistorius.
:rollin
Re: Oscar Pistorius - DryRob - 14-02-13
won't have a leg to stand on in court
Re: Oscar Pistorius - Skippernick - 14-02-13
(14-02-13, 06:09 PM)DryRob link Wrote: won't have a leg to stand on in court
Ah very good. :lol
Re: Oscar Pistorius - DryRob - 14-02-13
not my own, mearly a repost :\
Re: Oscar Pistorius - Skippernick - 14-02-13
So's mine but its funny. :o
Re: Oscar Pistorius - jon - 14-02-13
Was he drunk???.........
Re: Oscar Pistorius - bigbluebear - 14-02-13
(14-02-13, 07:02 PM)jon link Wrote: Was he drunk???.........
Absolutely fucking legless
Re: Oscar Pistorius - Lazarus - 14-02-13
Surely Oscar Pistorius can't be the first bloke to wake up legless on Valentine's Day after shooting a load into his girlfriend's face whilst imagining she was someone else?
Re: Oscar Pistorius - adeejaysdelight - 14-02-13
They are refusing to give him bail beacuse there is reason to believe he'll make a run for it...
Re: Oscar Pistorius - bigbluebear - 14-02-13
Shame about Oscar Pistorius......he had the world at his knees
A young woman is dead and up and coming athlete life is in ruins and people are already making jokes about it......its prosthetic....I mean pathetic
It must have been dark.....he could not see two feet in front of him
Being well armed more than made up for it
Shocking news from South Africa....white man arrested for murder
New evidence found that could acquit Pistorius.....footprints
If you ask me to stump fuck you on more time I'll fucking kill you
Re: Oscar Pistorius - Tiberius Onklevaart - 15-02-13
For sure it would have been a first for him to have the blues and toes at the house
Re: Oscar Pistorius - Lawrence - 15-02-13
(14-02-13, 07:54 PM)Lazarus link Wrote: Surely Oscar Pistorius can't be the first bloke to wake up legless on Valentine's Day after shooting a load into his girlfriend's face whilst imagining she was someone else?:rollin That's going round work tomorrow :lol :lol
Re: Oscar Pistorius - Buzz - 15-02-13
1 that I heard...
"Neighbours reported seeing him 100m away 11.5 seconds after hearing the initial gunshots"
1 that I made up...
"Not the kind of 'pump action' she was hoping for on Valentine's day."
I laughed anyway :lol
Re: Oscar Pistorius - Tiberius Onklevaart - 15-02-13
He'll struggle to foot the legal bills
Re: Oscar Pistorius - DryRob - 15-02-13
thought I'd heard them all by now :rollin
Re: Oscar Pistorius - Tiberius Onklevaart - 15-02-13
Whats more dangerous than a sawn off shotgun
Sawn off legs and a pistol
Re: Oscar Pistorius - evesdad - 15-02-13
He had a spring in his step walking in to court this morning
Re: Oscar Pistorius - imax - 21-02-13
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Re: Oscar Pistorius - Looney tune - 21-02-13
(21-02-13, 02:03 PM)imax link Wrote: [smg id=612]
Brilliant :rollin :rollin :rollin
Re: Oscar Pistorius - richfzs - 21-02-13
stolen :rollin :rollin