14-04-15, 10:37 AM
Why did the baker have brown fingers............because he kneaded a shite
Statistically.......nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working.......punch her in the face
My porn star mate died recently........as a mark of respect we scattered his ashes over his wife's face
Who circumcised moby dick......four skin divers
What do 300,000 battered women have in common......they just wouldn't fucking listen
I was at the cash machine the other day and an old lady asked me to check her balance......so I pushed her over
The homeless problem would be solved.....if the Big Issue has tits in it
Statistically.......nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working.......punch her in the face
My porn star mate died recently........as a mark of respect we scattered his ashes over his wife's face
Who circumcised moby dick......four skin divers
What do 300,000 battered women have in common......they just wouldn't fucking listen
I was at the cash machine the other day and an old lady asked me to check her balance......so I pushed her over
The homeless problem would be solved.....if the Big Issue has tits in it