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Some Jokes - bigbluebear - 14-04-15 Why did the baker have brown fingers............because he kneaded a shite Statistically.......nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape What do you do when your dishwasher stops working.......punch her in the face My porn star mate died recently........as a mark of respect we scattered his ashes over his wife's face Who circumcised moby dick......four skin divers What do 300,000 battered women have in common......they just wouldn't fucking listen I was at the cash machine the other day and an old lady asked me to check her balance......so I pushed her over The homeless problem would be solved.....if the Big Issue has tits in it |