Newbie girlie foccer

[Chris]

:rollin

You're going to fit right in here Roxy. haha

Chris

[roxysaltmer]

good, i just joined the naughty corner too haha

[Chris]

:eek

Dirty girl!  :lol

Chris

[slimwilly]

I have been up your way a bit,,my mate lives in Humanby, and we go shooting near Brandsburton.


I want to take some of the Fokkers (fazer riding people) for a walk in Dyke Wood,,they would love that :lol :lol :lol :lol

[roxysaltmer]

i know nothing about where the cables should be...but i appreciate your eye being caught...as for the levers, i fancied the shorter ones but figured it would take twice as much effort to pull them given their lack of leverage, so stuck to what i knew, which aint much...

[midden]

i happen to have given the lawnmower away long before i moved to this gaff...good job really as i heard gravel chews the blades right up... i hate gardening so come and do your girl thing with them if that is what does it for you... i will video it and make some money, sure there will be someone out there who gets off on that sorta thing 

It'd be a seriously rare fetishist who would take that beast on

BTW glad the 'fogs' don't work. not keen on blue lights on anything other than emergency vehicles

[roxysaltmer]

agreed

[unfazed]

Welcome, sense of humour which you will need with all these daft Foccers and the fastest colour slowed down by the black fairing  :lol

[ChristoT]

Welcome, sense of humour which you will need with all these daft Foccers and the fastest colour slowed down by the black fairing  :lol

You mean a slower colour given an extra boost by the black fairing! Get it right, Unfazed! 

At least it isn't blue!!  :lol :lol :lol

[midden]

[quote author=unfazed link=topic=12425.msg139045#msg139045 date=1396563239]
Welcome, sense of humour which you will need with all these daft Foccers and the fastest colour slowed down by the black fairing  :lol

You mean a slower colour given an extra boost by the black fairing! Get it right, Unfazed! 

At least it isn't blue!!  :lol :lol :lol
[/quote]
Meet Christo ...the foccers very own crash test dummy who I might add is a hoot in more ways than one

[bigbluebear]

Welcome Salty Roxy.....I hope you're not offended easily or taken in by Slim Willy and his sleazy attempts to get you into the woods....... or Christo as he may sound a like a smooth talking Frenchman but he is one ugly foccer with a squinty face......me?.......well I'm an angry foul mouthed big Scottish filth bag with no morals....so foc u bitch :lol

[Loz]

Hello Roxy, I am of the female variety, got to admit although i read this forum every day as its a wealth of very helpful informative complete nutters  :rolleyes  i dont post too often lol

[unfazed]

[quote author=unfazed link=topic=12425.msg139045#msg139045 date=1396563239]
Welcome, sense of humour which you will need with all these daft Foccers and the fastest colour slowed down by the black fairing  :lol

You mean a slower colour given an extra boost by the black fairing! Get it right, Unfazed! 

At least it isn't blue!!  :lol :lol :lol
[/quote]
Or silver in the back of a Peugeot.
ChristoT you know that black ones attack cars from behind, but red ones go around cars and go faster for longer  :lol

[midden]

[quote author=ChristoT link=topic=12425.msg139052#msg139052 date=1396566574]
[quote author=unfazed link=topic=12425.msg139045#msg139045 date=1396563239]
Welcome, sense of humour which you will need with all these daft Foccers and the fastest colour slowed down by the black fairing  :lol

You mean a slower colour given an extra boost by the black fairing! Get it right, Unfazed! 

At least it isn't blue!!  :lol :lol :lol
[/quote]
Or silver in the back of a Peugeot.
ChristoT you know that black ones attack cars from behind, but red ones go around cars and go faster for longer  :lol
[/quote]
:rollin :rollin

[bigbluebear]

[quote author=unfazed link=topic=12425.msg139148#msg139148 date=1396618999]
[quote author=ChristoT link=topic=12425.msg139052#msg139052 date=1396566574]
[quote author=unfazed link=topic=12425.msg139045#msg139045 date=1396563239]
Welcome, sense of humour which you will need with all these daft Foccers and the fastest colour slowed down by the black fairing  :lol

You mean a slower colour given an extra boost by the black fairing! Get it right, Unfazed! 

At least it isn't blue!!  :lol :lol :lol
[/quote]
Or silver in the back of a Peugeot.
ChristoT you know that black ones attack cars from behind, but red ones go around cars and go faster for longer  :lol
[/quote]
:rollin :rollin
[/quote]

Brilliant.....lets not forget she could throw him of the bus for being smarmy

[Dave48]

Welcome & nice looking Fazer-very smart ! Enjoy the forum & take no notice of the banter-sounds like you can handle the banter! :lol

[midden]

I once had a bus stop for me when I was pushing 400N home we tried getting thew bike on board bus but the middle hand rail prevented it so I'd of had to hold it in with back end hanging out the doors.  Bummer really as he was going to about 200 yds from where I lived

[dickturpin]

not very sunny at the moment 

[ChristoT]

[quote author=midden link=topic=12425.msg139154#msg139154 date=1396620411]
[quote author=unfazed link=topic=12425.msg139148#msg139148 date=1396618999]
[quote author=ChristoT link=topic=12425.msg139052#msg139052 date=1396566574]
[quote author=unfazed link=topic=12425.msg139045#msg139045 date=1396563239]
Welcome, sense of humour which you will need with all these daft Foccers and the fastest colour slowed down by the black fairing  :lol

You mean a slower colour given an extra boost by the black fairing! Get it right, Unfazed! 

At least it isn't blue!!  :lol :lol :lol
[/quote]
Or silver in the back of a Peugeot.
ChristoT you know that black ones attack cars from behind, but red ones go around cars and go faster for longer  :lol
[/quote]
:rollin :rollin
[/quote]

Brilliant.....lets not forget she could throw him of the bus for being smarmy
[/quote]

Bastards.