For a quick one
2 slices of toast into toaster
cut cheese into chunks, put in bowl, bang in microwave,
when it goes gloopy grind in some pepper, and give stir
when toaster pops put mic back on for 20 secs
butter toast, pour on cheese, couple of drops of tobasco over the top
waiting for toaster, I normally manage to pour a rum 'n' coke
Sorted
( cheddar, brie, camembert - don't care )