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Bitfik
Weekend Warrior
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FZ6 S2 07-09
Lambs... no seriously... lambs
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07 February 2013, 05:47:30 pm »
At this time of year I'm always on the lookout for the first lambs and daffodils of the year. Kind of a reassurance that spring isn't too far away.
Today I saw the first few lambs. No daffodils yet.
Anyone else look for (or have seen) the first signs of spring?
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Looney tune
Cartographic Pickpocketing Foccer
GP Hero
Posts: 2,345
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FZ1 Naked Gen2
- FZS 600 02-03
Re: Lambs... no seriously... lambs
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07 February 2013, 05:57:43 pm »
You should never go with seeing lambs as a sign of spring. Lots of farmers now lamb their ewes inside now as they can then lamb earlier to get into the market earlier for the chance of a better price. It gives the lambs a good start before they go to field and less chance of a fox or badger taking stronger lambs and they dont have cubs to feed until April.
All we have here is the strong sign of winter, snow, ice and -3
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JZS 600
GP Hero
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- VFR 1200 FD
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07 February 2013, 07:25:00 pm »
Salt Marsh lamb, now there's a thing!
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goldfazer
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07 February 2013, 07:53:33 pm »
Sure they weren't small Polish horses
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Lazarus
WSB Pack Hound
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Re: Lambs... no seriously... lambs
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07 February 2013, 07:54:52 pm »
usually know its spring when the girls start showing their belly buttons :
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Skippernick
GP Hero
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Re: Lambs... no seriously... lambs
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07 February 2013, 08:30:43 pm »
Quote from: Lazarus on 07 February 2013, 07:54:52 pm
usually know its spring when the girls start showing their belly buttons :
Phwarr
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chris.biker
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Re: Lambs... no seriously... lambs
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07 February 2013, 08:46:30 pm »
Winter is over spring is here, how do I measure this, well my hens are laying eggs again first of the year was yesterday.
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J_Dub
Weekend Warrior
Posts: 186
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FZS600 98-99
Re: Lambs... no seriously... lambs
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07 February 2013, 09:03:11 pm »
Quote from: Lazarus on 07 February 2013, 07:54:52 pm
usually know its spring when the girls start showing their belly buttons :
Aaarrrggghhh! No! What has been seen cannot be unseen!
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Farjo
Consultor de administración
GP Hero
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Re: Lambs... no seriously... lambs
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07 February 2013, 09:55:08 pm »
Heard on Radio 4 that the lambs are dying straight after being born because they are being conceived when mossies are still about, so they are catching some virus. Sounds very unpleasant.
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Poodyboy
GP Hero
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Re: Lambs... no seriously... lambs
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07 February 2013, 09:58:52 pm »
and that ladies and gentlemen is why I always keep a fly swatter handy when I'm sinking the purple pole.
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ChristoT
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Re: Lambs... no seriously... lambs
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07 February 2013, 11:47:18 pm »
Quote from: Lazarus on 07 February 2013, 07:54:52 pm
usually know its spring when the girls start showing their belly buttons :
*Throws up*
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The Deef's apprentice
Looney tune
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GP Hero
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FZ1 Naked Gen2
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Re: Lambs... no seriously... lambs
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07 February 2013, 11:49:43 pm »
Think she is giving birth to a person with no legs, breech
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Robbie8666
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Re: Lambs... no seriously... lambs
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08 February 2013, 08:19:52 am »
Daffodils ... I just bought some from tesco's that claim to be british!
there for Mrs as going to be away next week on valentines day! lol
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Looney tune
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GP Hero
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Re: Lambs... no seriously... lambs
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08 February 2013, 12:25:39 pm »
Force grown in a greenhouse probs.
I'm sure she will love them....... then give you pelters under her breath
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