Author Topic: secret santa suggestions please. (Read 6963 times)

FuZzBoM · « **on:** 13 November 2012, 11:00:57 pm »

Hi all, we drew our secret santa today at work. The bloke i have to buy for has a Street triple R and thinks its the best thing since the wheel was invented.. He is a bit of a knob and a know-it-all. as such i need some help with what to get him and possibly bring him down a peg.
budget is up to £5

he is one of these people who thinks hes a "proper" biker but his triple has done a massive 450 miles this year....

Thanks,

His Dudeness · « **Reply #1 on:** 13 November 2012, 11:09:01 pm »

what about a map of some country he'll never ride in

fazed600 · « **Reply #2 on:** 13 November 2012, 11:18:49 pm »

Harley Davidson mug?

FuZzBoM · « **Reply #3 on:** 13 November 2012, 11:20:05 pm »

haha i like that.. and it is rather apt. this year me and a mate rode round Ireland. 1400 miles in 4 days. he thought we was a tad mental.
next year we plan to do a tour of race tracks. Spa, Nurburgring and Hockenheim to watch a DTM race before coming home.
I got look of disapproval when i told him lol.

he then proceeded to tell me "that isn't what the STR is for"

my only worry is it will bait him and he will come along holding us up.....

FuZzBoM · « **Reply #4 on:** 13 November 2012, 11:22:46 pm »

Quote from: fazed600 on 13 November 2012, 11:18:49 pm

Harley Davidson mug?

hmm to be honest he would like it. He had a 880 sportster before the STR. i think he only sold it because it was slow as shit and he didn't like me having a way faster bike.

dazza · « **Reply #5 on:** 14 November 2012, 05:09:49 am »

I think you should be really generous and buy him a puncture repair kit....Timing is crucial here....Only to be presented to him just after you've frenziedly spiked both his tyres

FuZzBoM · « **Reply #6 on:** 14 November 2012, 08:20:49 am »

Quote from: dazza on 14 November 2012, 05:09:49 am

I think you should be really generous and buy him a puncture repair kit....Timing is crucial here....Only to be presented to him just after you've frenziedly spiked both his tyres

Hmm a devious plan no doubt.. i would have to break into his garage though.

GringoRojo · « **Reply #7 on:** 14 November 2012, 10:14:30 am »

Buy him an entrance fee to either the National Rally or to the Iron Butt rally

Alternatively search amazon for arse/face products

Robbie8666 · « **Reply #8 on:** 14 November 2012, 10:47:36 am »

pity there aren't any FOC-U stickers that you could've given him!!

as the idea of secret santa is that they dont know who bought it them why not get something totally not bike related but so obsure /abstract that he wil wonder who the heck bought it? ie golf balls or Tee's for a non golfer!!
or if you do want to go the bike route sommat not related to either a Triumph or Fazer!

dazza · « **Reply #9 on:** 14 November 2012, 12:21:47 pm »

OR......Ebay no. 370157650261

Streetbudgie · « **Reply #10 on:** 14 November 2012, 01:24:54 pm »

Dildo, multicoloured.

As an aside I always refuse to take part in these ridiculous things, I have never felt awkward or bad about simply saying, no thanks, I'd rather not take part'

Works every time.

His Dudeness · « **Reply #11 on:** 14 November 2012, 02:08:11 pm »

^ think streetbudgie needs a name change to Ebenezer

DryRob · « **Reply #12 on:** 14 November 2012, 02:26:23 pm »

get him a bag of mud to rub on his bike and make it look like it's been used
or a pair of scuffed knee sliders and some sandpaper to remove his chicken strips

Tori · « **Reply #13 on:** 14 November 2012, 03:11:22 pm »

Hardest crossword book ever. So he can realise he's not as clever as he thinks.

The last time I did secret Santa (on another forum) I got banned...

Robbie8666 · « **Reply #14 on:** 14 November 2012, 04:21:52 pm »

Quote from: Tori on 14 November 2012, 03:11:22 pm

Hardest crossword book ever. So he can realise he's not as clever as he thinks.

The last time I did secret Santa (on another forum) I got banned...

do tell Tori!!

that reminds me of a mate that was in Iraq. I sent him christmas box.. containing 3 puzzle book. (which I had completed), a load of empty chocolate wrappers, my weekly magazines and mince pies , he hates them!! I did send him a proper one with stuff he wanted in & it is fair to say I got paid back when I was away!

paul1606 · « **Reply #15 on:** 14 November 2012, 09:03:24 pm »

buy him a bar of soap it,ll make him paranoid that people think he stinks

BennyBoy · « **Reply #16 on:** 14 November 2012, 10:15:01 pm »

There is only one goft for a dooick-head with a motorbike:

MarchRide · « **Reply #17 on:** 15 November 2012, 12:16:26 pm »

Get yourself down the £1 shop and buy him 5 pieces of crap.

maddog04 · « **Reply #18 on:** 15 November 2012, 01:10:49 pm »

with Paul......................and a bottle of mouthwash

Tori · « **Reply #19 on:** 15 November 2012, 02:30:30 pm »

Robbie, I was going to send a turd in a box, but decided that may be a little harsh, so I sent decorative Xmas toilet paper. Perfect for someone who talks crap

The recipient whined to admin and I got banned

MarchRide · « **Reply #20 on:** 15 November 2012, 03:03:37 pm »

Tori, you should have sent a lump of shit instead, then you'd have earned the ban.

Wasn't HD per chance?

Robbie8666 · « **Reply #21 on:** 15 November 2012, 03:14:58 pm »

Tori.. love it, have to keep that in mind for next secret santa I pick!

at least it wasn't used!!!

Tori · « **Reply #22 on:** 15 November 2012, 09:52:03 pm »

I wish I had sent a turd trust me!! HD? He'd never ban me! It wasn't on this forum anyway lol.

richfzs · « **Reply #23 on:** 15 November 2012, 09:54:47 pm »

HD!! Another that doesn't seem to have made the switch from Yukky!

DILLIGAFF · « **Reply #24 on:** 16 November 2012, 12:20:47 pm »

How about a disclock?? If he doesn't have one you can probably get one for about a fiver. If he does get him one of those curly wurly reminders with a little pouch, as they are about £3 !!!