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Grahamm

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #250 on: 17 June 2019, 06:04:08 pm »
I just bought myself a pair of shoes with memory foam insoles.

No more forgetting why I walked into the kitchen!
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celticdog

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #251 on: 19 June 2019, 09:42:29 pm »
If quizzes are quizzical what are tests?
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #252 on: 19 June 2019, 10:18:47 pm »

Quote from: celticdog on 19 June 2019, 09:42:29 pm
If quizzes are quizzical what are tests?


A load of B******S :lol
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Grahamm

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #253 on: 05 July 2019, 10:27:14 pm »
When my wife left, I was sad, upset and lonely.


Since then I have got a dog, bought a motorbike, shagged two hookers and spent nearly a grand on booze and drugs.


She'll go fucking mental when she gets back from work...
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Grahamm

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #254 on: 06 July 2019, 11:07:13 am »
"What's the problem, Constable? Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic."

"You released ostriches, Sir..."
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #255 on: 08 July 2019, 07:26:44 pm »


Not sure if this link will work... hes a fucking idiot but it did tickle me :rollin:
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #256 on: 11 July 2019, 10:29:02 pm »
I wasn't sure where to put this, but...

I'm stuck on a crossword clue, I was wondering if anyone could help?

The clue is simply "Postbox"
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #257 on: 12 July 2019, 06:41:51 am »
I am NOT going to ask the obvious question  :lol :lol :lol


.....oh, go on then.......how many letters??
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #258 on: 12 July 2019, 10:03:24 am »
Why is the manager of the England WOMEN'S football team a man ?Surely one for the sexual equality team???
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #259 on: 12 July 2019, 10:12:36 am »
Quote from: Dynspud on 12 July 2019, 06:41:51 am
I am NOT going to ask the obvious question  :lol :lol :lol


.....oh, go on then.......how many letters??

Lots, it's a post box! :D

(At this point I'll admit that I got caught by it yesterday...  :o )
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #260 on: 12 July 2019, 10:24:49 am »
That sort of humour should be stamped out  :rolleyes
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #261 on: 12 July 2019, 02:51:04 pm »
First class comment mtread  ;)
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #262 on: 12 July 2019, 09:33:40 pm »
Quote from: Dynspud on 12 July 2019, 02:51:04 pm
First class comment mtread  ;)


Well delivered  :lol
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #263 on: 12 July 2019, 10:47:50 pm »
Quote
Well delivered  [/size]

Is it me you're addressing?  ;)
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #264 on: 13 July 2019, 12:07:05 am »
Quote from: mtread on 12 July 2019, 10:47:50 pm
Quote
Well delivered 

Is it me you're addressing?  ;)
These things need to be posted elsewhere !

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #265 on: 13 July 2019, 12:59:01 am »
Quote from: Frosties on 13 July 2019, 12:07:05 am
Quote from: mtread on 12 July 2019, 10:47:50 pm
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Well delivered 

Is it me you're addressing?  ;)

These things need to be posted elsewhere !

🏍 The original was ‘The postman lost his mail’ how many letters ‘ A f——g great bag full’ actually it is not even funny that way.

How are all you foccers doing?
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #266 on: 13 July 2019, 02:09:02 pm »
Quote from: tommyardin on 13 July 2019, 12:59:01 am
Quote from: Frosties on 13 July 2019, 12:07:05 am
Quote from: mtread on 12 July 2019, 10:47:50 pm
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Well delivered 

Is it me you're addressing?  ;)

These things need to be posted elsewhere !

🏍 The original was ‘The postman lost his mail’ how many letters ‘ A f——g great bag full’ actually it is not even funny that way.

How are all you foccers doing?


Im ok thanks. Decent ride out up derbyshire this week, currently cracking on with the summerhouse, roof to do this week. Trackday booked at Donny Park the week after. No growing old gracefully. Hows the chicken chaser?
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #267 on: 15 July 2019, 05:25:11 am »
Anyone who really knows me knows that i'm not into cricket, and certainly not football, but i switched over yesterday to have a butchers at the Cricket  World Cup when they were on about the last 7 overs and i must admit that it was very thrilling to watch.
Not only that.....we only went and won it as well.  :woot
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #268 on: 15 July 2019, 08:40:37 am »
:agree

I don't normally watch it as I find it boring though 20/20 is a lot better.

When England started batting, they were favoured 80/20 to win. By the time I went out for some dinner, it was down to 50/50 and then about 5 overs from the end it was looking more like 20/80 in NZ's favour. I didn't think they would manage it but what a finish.

Now, my understanding of Cricket is from school some 30+ years ago. 241-8 I though was a winning score compared to 241 all out. They got away with it though and then fluked that boundary to get a 6 from the knocked on ball in the super over (Who the fec knew what one of them was before yesterday?)!!
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #269 on: 21 July 2019, 12:15:29 pm »
What's all this thing where people are painting the badges on the front of their cars black . The main culprits are Audi, VW, and Seat. I do actually find it very helpful because if I see a black painted badge I can guarantee 100% that they will male and be driving like a twat.     
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #270 on: 21 July 2019, 11:22:14 pm »
Been enjoying "The Tour de France " this year, every time I watch it it seems unbelievable how they can cover these massive distances on a push bike! as if the length wasn't enough they throw in a bunch of climbs into the mix,then 2 weeks into it they go over the foccin' Pyranees ! Hope Geraint Thomas can do it again this year,as I write this he's currently 2nd at 1min 35s so fingers crossed. :thumbup
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #271 on: 22 July 2019, 08:27:30 am »
Rode the Fazer up Alpe d'Huez a couple of years back. The mental strength needed to grind up that foccer on a pushbike must be amazing, aside from the riders physical attributes. Total respect to all pro cyclists. Chapeau :thumbup :thumbup
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #272 on: 22 July 2019, 10:11:59 am »
Following it too each day on ITV4. Always great views of France.
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #273 on: 22 July 2019, 10:26:52 am »
Quote from: robbo on 22 July 2019, 08:27:30 am
Rode the Fazer up Alpe d'Huez a couple of years back. The mental strength needed to grind up that foccer on a pushbike must be amazing, aside from the riders physical attributes. Total respect to all pro cyclists. Chapeau :thumbup :thumbup
Yes agreed --- and they all do it whilst having asthma  ;)
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #274 on: 23 July 2019, 12:22:18 am »
Quote from: fazersharp on 22 July 2019, 10:26:52 am
Quote from: robbo on 22 July 2019, 08:27:30 am
Rode the Fazer up Alpe d'Huez a couple of years back. The mental strength needed to grind up that foccer on a pushbike must be amazing, aside from the riders physical attributes. Total respect to all pro cyclists. Chapeau :thumbup :thumbup
Yes agreed --- and they all do it whilst having asthma  ;)




ssshhh!  :eek  you know they only carry inhalers for advertising. ask Chris Froome if you don't believe me. ;)
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