I'm English - and proud of it. I was born in England of an English father and a Scottish mother.
So hang on, perhaps I'm half English, half Scottish.
My English father's parents were both English; but my Scottish mother's parents were both Irish.
So perhaps I'm half English, half Irish.
My wife is English.
She was born in England of Scottish parents.
So perhaps she's Scottish.
Our children are English. They were born in England of English parents; but their Grandparents were one English, three Scottish.
So perhaps they're quarter English, three quarters Scottish.
But their great-grandparents were four Scottish, two English and two Irish.
So perhaps my children are half Scottish, quarter English, quarter Irish.
My father was schooled in Wales at a Welsh language school from the age of 5 to 14; but we have no Welsh blood in the family.
I've changed my mind. I'm British - and proud of it.