Author Topic: Insults... whats your best? (Read 11021 times)

kitcrazy · « **Reply #25 on:** 14 July 2016, 04:41:31 pm »

Turd burglar cock jockey Shit stabbing twat

crickleymal · « **Reply #26 on:** 14 July 2016, 04:52:56 pm »

Joking around with my wife once when we were a bit short of cash. She said "I suppose I'm going to have to stand on the street corner again" My response "Nah, we'll get done for littering".
I still walk a bit funny even to this day.

Exupnut · « **Reply #27 on:** 14 July 2016, 06:18:21 pm »

Quote from: kitcrazy on 14 July 2016, 04:41:31 pm

Turd burglar cock jockey Shit stabbing twat

Was always a bit worried about u Mel

kitcrazy · « **Reply #28 on:** 14 July 2016, 06:39:36 pm »

thats not what you said the other day gorgeous

HarryHornby · « **Reply #29 on:** 14 July 2016, 07:57:58 pm »

HarryHornby · « **Reply #30 on:** 14 July 2016, 08:03:48 pm »

Quote from: TOADY on 14 July 2016, 09:15:52 am

Fuck nugget and moomin are my two most used insults. Muppet face and fucktard are also utilised. Plus I'm a teacher so we use the word FOCUS alot when talking about annoying pupils. It stand for "fuck off cunt your stupid " the ironic thing is that as a teacher, I don't know the difference between your and you're.

There, I fixed that for you.

TOADY · « **Reply #31 on:** 14 July 2016, 09:21:45 pm »

Quote from: HarryHornby on 14 July 2016, 08:03:48 pm

Quote from: TOADY on 14 July 2016, 09:15:52 am
Fuck nugget and moomin are my two most used insults. Muppet face and fucktard are also utilised. Plus I'm a teacher so we use the word FOCUS alot when talking about annoying pupils. It stand for "fuck off cunt your stupid " the ironic thing is that as a teacher, I don't know the difference between your and you're.

There, I fixed that for you.

Cheers buddy. I teach construction though. So only need to know how to spell paint. Wood and bricks

taylor · « **Reply #32 on:** 14 July 2016, 09:27:18 pm »

the boy,s I work with have said I say. I am be polite here but shut up before I knock you out. I have never heard my self say this. just normal conversation,???

Exupnut · « **Reply #33 on:** 14 July 2016, 09:44:54 pm »

Quote from: kitcrazy on 14 July 2016, 06:39:36 pm

thats not what you said the other day gorgeous

AHA!!! Sooo....ur Mrs can't keep a secret....

robby boy · « **Reply #34 on:** 14 July 2016, 11:42:02 pm »

I call Derek that works with our engineers "Dick", just cos he is one, he's never corrected me on it in the 3 years he's worked with the firm

fazerscotty · « **Reply #35 on:** 15 July 2016, 07:25:46 pm »

I have been known to call other engineers "Ring Tailed Lemurs" or "Gibbons" when there has been a fixable cock up.
Otherwise "Shit for brains", "Missing Link" and "Not the shiniest tool in the shed are we?" normally suffice.

However, when out on the open road...............................

GH600 · « **Reply #36 on:** 15 July 2016, 07:34:39 pm »

Tnuc

clayt74 · « **Reply #37 on:** 15 July 2016, 07:53:48 pm »

Kinda like; you're a sandwich short of a picnic.
It's not rude highlights inadequacies

slappy · « **Reply #38 on:** 15 July 2016, 08:32:16 pm »

Plain old " tosser" works every time for me.

sadlonelygit · « **Reply #39 on:** 15 July 2016, 09:29:56 pm »

best part of you dribbled down yo momma's leg

you're a walking advert for contraception/abortion

did they throw away the baby and name the afterbirth

thrombo........a slow moving clot

thrush..........an irritating cnut

aw bless, you ARE special..........needs to have just the right intonation

evesdad · « **Reply #40 on:** 15 July 2016, 09:45:14 pm »

If i had a face like yours I'd keep my head between my knees and teach my arse to talk.

Bretty · « **Reply #41 on:** 16 July 2016, 09:39:27 am »

I have a few specific to women:

She has a face like a bulldog licking piss of a thistle.

and, she looks like my favourite porn star... Ron Jeremy.

Frosties · « **Reply #42 on:** 16 July 2016, 12:11:43 pm »

The one I save for wanker cyclists and drivers in London is.... "Have you always been a cock sucker...........or did daddy teach you"?

fazerscotty · « **Reply #43 on:** 16 July 2016, 02:35:46 pm »

Not forgetting......
Oxygen thief
Waste of a good white skin

joebloggs · « **Reply #44 on:** 16 July 2016, 07:16:55 pm »

Not an insult to myself but was round a friends earlier and his 14 yr old daughter asked if he liked the dress she had found for the party tonight, he replied "no"

I left at that point, I wasn't going to help him dig himself out of that one lol

polecat 1 · « **Reply #45 on:** 20 July 2016, 10:41:01 pm »

A mate at work a few years back was getting a bollocking off one of the bosses, he put his hand in his pocket, pulled a handful of change out and said "Here's 10p, go ring someone that gives a fuck". He got laid off not too long afterwards, strangely enough.

Dazlightyear · « **Reply #46 on:** 21 July 2016, 04:02:32 pm »

spunk-bubble, tends to sum someone up perfectly..lol

fazerscotty · « **Reply #47 on:** 21 July 2016, 07:49:17 pm »

Quote from: Dazlightyear on 21 July 2016, 04:02:32 pm

spunk-bubble, tends to sum someone up perfectly..lol

And not forgetting "Balding Wank Splat"

Billy Balthorpe · « **Reply #48 on:** 23 July 2016, 12:39:04 am »

The simple term "Fucknuts" is usually sufficient.

caretaker · « **Reply #49 on:** 23 July 2016, 07:50:26 am »

how about 'dilligaff badge wearing cock'. i save that one for my yearly 'ride to the wall' outing...