Author Topic: Insults... whats your best? (Read 11020 times)

Robbie8666 · « **on:** 13 July 2016, 01:00:36 pm »

After overhearing 1 colleague refer to another as a "Cockwomble" (an insult I'd not heard in years!) got me thinking.. what's the best insult you ever heard, even if it was directed at you and you thought 'you know what, that's a good one I'll let you have that!'

I like using the term Wazzock! as people know its an insult but its not strong enough for them to retaliate to!

Exupnut · « **Reply #1 on:** 13 July 2016, 01:51:42 pm »

When I see a slow red biker farting along I normally call them Paul..that REALLY annoys them.

HarryHornby · « **Reply #2 on:** 13 July 2016, 02:11:15 pm »

Donkey cock sucking monkey fucker....

I heard someone get called Thrush once, I asked why, it's because he was an annoying cunt

Megawatt · « **Reply #3 on:** 13 July 2016, 02:12:36 pm »

You've got much better taste than your wife.

lew600fazer · « **Reply #4 on:** 13 July 2016, 05:23:03 pm »

If you had brains you would be fucking dangerous (wife number 1 to me )

Exupnut · « **Reply #5 on:** 13 July 2016, 06:13:30 pm »

She was right lol

Bretty · « **Reply #6 on:** 13 July 2016, 06:20:37 pm »

I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread this morning, but actually it said, 'thick CUT'.

Bretty · « **Reply #7 on:** 13 July 2016, 06:29:16 pm »

About 12yrs ago a colleague called me a bellend. It still grates and niggles me to this day and I deeply regret not punching him in the face.

You bellend!

Exupnut · « **Reply #8 on:** 13 July 2016, 06:31:24 pm »

If u shut the fuck up.....I'll just think your a cunt.

red98 · « **Reply #9 on:** 13 July 2016, 06:36:30 pm »

Not nice being called a FUDNUT unless you are one

celticdog · « **Reply #10 on:** 13 July 2016, 08:17:41 pm »

Quote from: Bretty on 13 July 2016, 06:20:37 pm

I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread this morning, but actually it said, 'thick CUT'.

I like that one

Calling someone a Numpty is still one of my favourites.
She was so ugly I wouldn't even ride her into battle.

Val · « **Reply #11 on:** 13 July 2016, 08:41:26 pm »

I'll go for plonker and mangina

Fazer99 · « **Reply #12 on:** 13 July 2016, 08:49:52 pm »

Called a boss in a previous job a 'purple headed womb ferret' because he was being a right dick

Frosties · « **Reply #13 on:** 13 July 2016, 09:08:19 pm »

Quote from: Robbie8666 on 13 July 2016, 01:00:36 pm

After overhearing 1 colleague refer to another as a "Cockwomble" (an insult I'd not heard in years!) got me thinking.. what's the best insult you ever heard, even if it was directed at you and you thought 'you know what, that's a good one I'll let you have that!'

I like using the term Wazzock! as people know its an insult but its not strong enough for them to retaliate to!

Cockwomble I still use to this day - love it!

Also like fuckwit & fucktard.

Cellarman · « **Reply #14 on:** 13 July 2016, 09:17:12 pm »

If you enjoy a good insult join "the fry up police" group on facebook, funny as fook

Robgosty · « **Reply #15 on:** 13 July 2016, 09:26:46 pm »

Fucktard

bri h · « **Reply #16 on:** 13 July 2016, 09:32:21 pm »

I was once mistaken for a totenham fan

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clayt74 · « **Reply #17 on:** 13 July 2016, 10:45:33 pm »

I use twatwaffle as an instant...
But when in conversation with an assshole I like to tell then to FOCUS........Fuck Off Cos U Stupid!!!!!
Insulting them ,without them even realising it!!!
Happy days!!!!!!:)

Streetbudgie · « **Reply #18 on:** 13 July 2016, 10:52:54 pm »

I used to call a bloke at my previous job Stumblebum, as he would always wander up to your desk and mumble away about some bollocks that he didn't understand and then expect you to tell him all about it.

Plus he did not understand the concept of being at lunch means do not fucking disturb me.

I hate open plan offices with a passion for this reason alone.

To be honest my favourite insult is the good old fashioned 'Cunt'.

Precise and to the point and you can embellish it with an adjective such as 'fat' or 'stupid' for extra cunting value.

If you enjoy the C word as much as me check out Holy Flaps on Facebook.

darrsi · « **Reply #19 on:** 14 July 2016, 06:44:49 am »

Ever since watching the film "Someone Marry Barry" (very funny film) i've been known to use the word "twunt" quite often which sounds non offensive and offensive at the same time.

Robbie8666 · « **Reply #20 on:** 14 July 2016, 09:06:06 am »

Quote from: HarryHornby on 13 July 2016, 02:11:15 pm

I heard someone get called Thrush once, I asked why, it's because he was an annoying cunt

yeah I know a bloke called thrush for same reason!
also kids father gets called ankle as he is 2 foot lower than a c*nt !!

for an ugly female they get called crocodillopigs!!
or BOBFOC's lol

TOADY · « **Reply #21 on:** 14 July 2016, 09:15:52 am »

Fuck nugget and moomin are my two most used insults. Muppet face and fucktard are also utilised. Plus I'm a teacher so we use the word FOCUS alot when talking about annoying pupils. It stand for "fuck off cunt your stupid " the ironic thing is that we have motivational posters tell the kids to focus.

maddog04 · « **Reply #22 on:** 14 July 2016, 11:30:02 am »

cunt
fuckwit
bellend

the thick cut loaf is a good un as is the reply to someone calling you fat......its coz every time I fuck your Mrs she throws me a biscuit

Fazer99 · « **Reply #23 on:** 14 July 2016, 12:39:22 pm »

'Cunt' and 'Asshole' are normal weapons of choise but sometimes I blend them together to make 'Cunting-Asshole'

I've used 'Fucktard' a few times and I'm going to have to add 'Cockwomble' to the arsonal as that word just makes me chuckle

locksmith · « **Reply #24 on:** 14 July 2016, 02:04:56 pm »

Quote from: bri h on 13 July 2016, 09:32:21 pm

I was once mistaken for a totenham fan .