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Re: Insults... whats your best?
« Reply #25 on: 14 July 2016, 04:41:31 PM »
Turd burglar cock jockey Shit stabbing twat   ;)                       
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Re: Insults... whats your best?
« Reply #26 on: 14 July 2016, 04:52:56 PM »
Joking around with my wife once when we were a bit short of cash. She said "I suppose I'm going to have to stand on the street corner again" My response "Nah, we'll get done for littering".
I still walk a bit funny even to this day.
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« Reply #27 on: 14 July 2016, 06:18:21 PM »
Turd burglar cock jockey Shit stabbing twat   ;)                       
Was always a bit worried about u Mel
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« Reply #28 on: 14 July 2016, 06:39:36 PM »
thats not what you said the other day gorgeous ;)

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Re: Insults... whats your best?
« Reply #29 on: 14 July 2016, 07:57:58 PM »
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Re: Insults... whats your best?
« Reply #30 on: 14 July 2016, 08:03:48 PM »
Fuck nugget and moomin are my two most used insults. Muppet face and fucktard are also utilised. Plus I'm  a teacher so we use the word FOCUS alot when talking about annoying pupils. It stand for "fuck off cunt your stupid " the ironic thing is that as a teacher, I don't know the difference between your and you're.


There, I fixed that for you.   :rollin :pokefun
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Re: Insults... whats your best?
« Reply #31 on: 14 July 2016, 09:21:45 PM »
Fuck nugget and moomin are my two most used insults. Muppet face and fucktard are also utilised. Plus I'm  a teacher so we use the word FOCUS alot when talking about annoying pupils. It stand for "fuck off cunt your stupid " the ironic thing is that as a teacher, I don't know the difference between your and you're.


There, I fixed that for you.   :rollin :pokefun
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Re: Insults... whats your best?
« Reply #32 on: 14 July 2016, 09:27:18 PM »
the boy,s I work with have said I say.           I am be polite here but shut up before I knock you out.   I have never heard my self say this.  just normal conversation,???
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« Reply #33 on: 14 July 2016, 09:44:54 PM »
thats not what you said the other day gorgeous ;)
AHA!!! Sooo....ur Mrs can't keep a secret....
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Re: Insults... whats your best?
« Reply #34 on: 14 July 2016, 11:42:02 PM »
I call Derek that works with our engineers "Dick", just cos he is one, he's never corrected me on it in the 3 years he's worked with the firm  :lol
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« Reply #35 on: 15 July 2016, 07:25:46 PM »
I have been known to call other engineers "Ring Tailed Lemurs" or "Gibbons" when there has been a fixable cock up.
Otherwise "Shit for brains", "Missing Link" and "Not the shiniest tool in the shed are we?" normally suffice.

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Re: Insults... whats your best?
« Reply #36 on: 15 July 2016, 07:34:39 PM »
Tnuc   ;)

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Re: Insults... whats your best?
« Reply #37 on: 15 July 2016, 07:53:48 PM »
Kinda like; you're a sandwich short of a picnic.
It's not rude highlights inadequacies

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Re: Insults... whats your best?
« Reply #38 on: 15 July 2016, 08:32:16 PM »
Plain old " tosser" works every time for me.

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Re: Insults... whats your best?
« Reply #39 on: 15 July 2016, 09:29:56 PM »
best part of you dribbled down yo momma's leg

you're a walking advert for contraception/abortion

did they throw away the baby and name the afterbirth

thrombo........a slow moving clot

thrush..........an irritating cnut

aw bless, you ARE special..........needs to have just the right intonation
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Re: Insults... whats your best?
« Reply #40 on: 15 July 2016, 09:45:14 PM »
If i had a face like yours I'd keep my head between my knees and teach my arse to talk.

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Re: Insults... whats your best?
« Reply #41 on: 16 July 2016, 09:39:27 AM »
I have a few specific to women:

She has a face like a bulldog licking piss of a thistle.

and, she looks like my favourite porn star... Ron Jeremy.
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Re: Insults... whats your best?
« Reply #42 on: 16 July 2016, 12:11:43 PM »
The one I save for wanker cyclists and drivers in London is.... "Have you always been a cock sucker...........or did daddy teach you"?
Those are my principles...if you don't like them I have others.

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Re: Insults... whats your best?
« Reply #43 on: 16 July 2016, 02:35:46 PM »
Not forgetting......
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Waste of a good white skin


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Re: Insults... whats your best?
« Reply #44 on: 16 July 2016, 07:16:55 PM »
Not an insult to myself but was round a friends earlier and his 14 yr old daughter asked if he liked the dress she had found for the party tonight, he replied "no"

I left at that point, I wasn't going to help him dig himself out of that one lol
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Re: Insults... whats your best?
« Reply #45 on: 20 July 2016, 10:41:01 PM »
A mate at work a few years back was getting a bollocking off one of the bosses, he put his hand in his pocket, pulled a handful of change out and said "Here's 10p, go ring someone that gives a fuck". He got laid off not too long afterwards, strangely enough.

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Re: Insults... whats your best?
« Reply #46 on: 21 July 2016, 04:02:32 PM »
spunk-bubble, tends to sum someone up perfectly..lol
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Re: Insults... whats your best?
« Reply #47 on: 21 July 2016, 07:49:17 PM »
spunk-bubble, tends to sum someone up perfectly..lol

And not forgetting "Balding Wank Splat"

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Re: Insults... whats your best?
« Reply #48 on: 23 July 2016, 12:39:04 AM »

The simple term "Fucknuts" is usually sufficient. 


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Re: Insults... whats your best?
« Reply #49 on: 23 July 2016, 07:50:26 AM »
how about 'dilligaff badge wearing cock'.  i save that one for my yearly 'ride to the wall' outing...
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