Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS!

[red98]

people who use the word "like" far too often ......people talking bo**ocks and then say "do you know what i mean" at the end ..........er,no,because your talking bollocks   


tossers who countdown to the time when they can criticize other foccers      [size=78%] [/size]

[Frosties]

People who park their cars on overhead motorway bridges to watch the traffic. Every bastard slows down 'cos they think it's plod.


What the feck is interesting about watching fecking motorway traffic 

[Frosties]

Whilst i'm on - ACRONYMS!!! WTF is that all about eh?


Every bastard meeting I go to with different companies, they all have their own full list of wank stain acronyms which they use every feckin time at every opportunity. Me - I have to learn about a dozen full sets of acronyms. Complete bunch of EIFOS's (Educated Idiots Full Of Shit) 

[darrsi]

People who park their cars on overhead motorway bridges to watch the traffic. Every bastard slows down 'cos they think it's plod.


What the feck is interesting about watching fecking motorway traffic 

They're probaly shooting a porno over the bonnet, what you see is the lookout.......apparently.   

[Exupnut]

tossers who countdown to the time when they can criticize other foccers      [size=78%] [/size]

Hehehe....errrrrr......tossers who critisize other tossers for critisizing tossers who watch countdown (while tossing over Rachel Riley) ;-)

[red98]

  ......not rachel,carole     

[darrsi]

......not rachel,carole     

Oooohh, i can feel a mass debate coming on. 

[Frosties]

......not rachel,carole     

Nah, Lisa Riley 

[fazersharp]

And that tosser on Countdown the other day who started every letter selection with "I'd like to see a consonant".

That has to be the most intellectual goat get ever in the history of gotten goats

[DILLIGAFF]

In conversations people who repeat the question.............

"You chop the onions finely and then fry them"

"Yes, I chop the onions finely and then fry them"

I JUST FUCKING SAID THAT !!!!

[red98]

......not rachel,carole     

Nah, Lisa Riley 

nah, nah, nah,      carole as she was.....not as she is now 

[Skippernick]

Having just driven 250 odd motorway miles in sh*te wet conditions the amount of f**k wits, with their day time running lights on but no rear lights, for F**k sake. And as for those who have no lights on at all

[mr self destruct]

In conversations people who repeat the question.............

"You chop the onions finely and then fry them"

"Yes, I chop the onions finely and then fry them"

I JUST FUCKING SAID THAT !!!!

Yeah, when people repeat what I just said back to me as a question, I change it just to fuck with them
Our fork lift driver does it all the time.
"Chris, I need those parts taking over to C Block before 10.00."
"You need those parts taking over to C Block before 10.00?"
"No I don't."
"But you just said..."
"Oh so you did fucking understand the first time!"

[darrsi]

Having just driven 250 odd motorway miles in sh*te wet conditions the amount of f**k wits, with their day time running lights on but no rear lights, for F**k sake. And as for those who have no lights on at all

Have you noticed the sudden appearance of 4 or 6 headlights on as well, that blind the hell out of you if approaching over a bridge, or through your wing mirrors?

[fazersharp]

Having just driven 250 odd motorway miles in sh*te wet conditions the amount of f**k wits, with their day time running lights on but no rear lights, for F**k sake. And as for those who have no lights on at all

Have you noticed the sudden appearance of 4 or 6 headlights on as well, that blind the hell out of you if approaching over a bridge, or through your wing mirrors?

Its those focing nissan jukes (micra on steroids ) that are the worse when they have the fog lights on as well you get 6 lights coming at you, its like fecking close encounters 

[YamFazFan]

When you open a bag of salt & shake crisps and the little salt packet is right at the bottom underneath all the crisps

When you open a tin of mackerel with the ring pull top and it flicks the sauce everywhere just as the top breaks away from the can

When you go to open a can of beer and the ring pull snaps off before it's opened the hole in the top

[Skippernick]

When you open a bag of salt & shake crisps and the little salt packet is right at the bottom underneath all the crisps

Easily solved, open the packet the other end. 

[darrsi]

When you open a bag of salt & shake crisps and the little salt packet is right at the bottom underneath all the crisps

Easily solved, open the packet the other end. 

Or buy Ready Salted........voila. 

[Oldgit]

My people skills are fine , I just need to bone up on dealing with fuckin zoomers & fuckwits.

[tommyardin]

'Tommy you get right up my goat' <<<<< that was said to me after a heated discussion on a building site with my Labrador one day.
That is why he is still a f-----g Labrador and not a tradesman. Anyway who the f--k told him about my affiliation with his goat? Bastards <<< His Goat.
Very pretty.
LOL

[Grahamm]

Twats like this idiot in Salisbury who decide that if all the car spaces are occupied, they can use the bike space instead 

(Had I been staying longer than just to have a quick pee, I'd have parked in front of their car and blocked them in)

Maybe I should start carrying some extra sticky labels that are a bastard to peel off saying "Nice Motorcycle, Idiot!"

[Skippernick]

Twats like this idiot in Salisbury who decide that if all the car spaces are occupied, they can use the bike space instead 

(Had I been staying longer than just to have a quick pee, I'd have parked in front of their car and blocked them in)

Maybe I should start carrying some extra sticky labels that are a bastard to peel off saying "Nice Motorcycle, Idiot!"

Post the pic on parks like a cunt

[tommyardin]

Twats like this idiot in Salisbury who decide that if all the car spaces are occupied, they can use the bike space instead 

(Had I been staying longer than just to have a quick pee, I'd have parked in front of their car and blocked them in)

Maybe I should start carrying some extra sticky labels that are a bastard to peel off saying "Nice Motorcycle, Idiot!"

Why mess with a label grab yourself a small rattle can of shocking lime green spray paint

[Frosties]

Twats like this idiot in Salisbury who decide that if all the car spaces are occupied, they can use the bike space instead 

(Had I been staying longer than just to have a quick pee, I'd have parked in front of their car and blocked them in)

Maybe I should start carrying some extra sticky labels that are a bastard to peel off saying "Nice Motorcycle, Idiot!"

Why mess with a label grab yourself a small rattle can of shocking lime green spray paint

Yeah......you could do a quick pic of a Kwak down each side so he complies 

[tommyardin]

sounds like a plan