Author Topic: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS! (Read 739196 times)

maddog04 · « **Reply #550 on:** 21 January 2016, 01:56:18 pm »

the weather.....foccing freezing and now proper chucking it down here, can't get the washing dry, can't take the dog out....blah blah blah

and...... I've got to go out to get the Mrs some grapes.......I'll have to take that phone off her when I visit tonight

darrsi · « **Reply #551 on:** 21 January 2016, 02:37:03 pm »

Witnessed a new record on the way home last night.
Saw NINE cars jump a RED light!

The lights in front of me were amber and then green so I know that every motor jumped a red one.

Absolute piss takers!

Frosties · « **Reply #552 on:** 21 January 2016, 02:51:32 pm »

Quote from: darrsi on 21 January 2016, 02:37:03 pm

Witnessed a new record on the way home last night.
Saw NINE cars jump a RED light!

The lights in front of me were amber and then green so I know that every motor jumped a red one.

Absolute piss takers!

A4 between the Ritz and Hyde Park underpass by any chance?

darrsi · « **Reply #553 on:** 21 January 2016, 07:23:22 pm »

Quote from: Frosties on 21 January 2016, 02:51:32 pm

Quote from: darrsi on 21 January 2016, 02:37:03 pm
Witnessed a new record on the way home last night.
Saw NINE cars jump a RED light!

The lights in front of me were amber and then green so I know that every motor jumped a red one.

Absolute piss takers!

A4 between the Ritz and Hyde Park underpass by any chance?

Whitton Avenue / Greenford Road crossroads, in Sudbury.

unfazed · « **Reply #554 on:** 21 January 2016, 09:43:41 pm »

Forum members who ask for help to solve/resolve a problem they are having and are given various suggestion/advice to fix the problem, but they never come back to say what worked.

sinto · « **Reply #555 on:** 21 January 2016, 09:49:59 pm »

Quote from: unfazed on 21 January 2016, 09:43:41 pm

Forum members who ask for help to solve/resolve a problem they are having and are given various suggestion/advice to fix the problem, but they never come back to say what worked.

darrsi · « **Reply #556 on:** 22 January 2016, 05:28:26 am »

People that complain they had a spider or bug in their hotel room in a mega hot country like Turkey or Egypt then go onto review sights to totally slag of their ruined holiday.

fazersharp · « **Reply #557 on:** 22 January 2016, 11:46:35 am »

Many many years ago we were in Barbados and we had lizards on the wall and we thought it was great !

BBROWN1664 · « **Reply #558 on:** 22 January 2016, 12:27:42 pm »

People who fail to understand that 5* in Egypt (or somewhere else not in the 1st World) will not be the same standard as 5* in the UK

NorthWestern · « **Reply #559 on:** 24 January 2016, 06:59:39 pm »

People checking their grinder account while driving! Three cars drifted over the white line while I was filtering on Friday, all of them on Facebook. One of them actually stopped in traffic a good three feet over the line. I mean I love posting how I twerked so hard I shat my thong but I can wait till I get home!

DILLIGAFF · « **Reply #560 on:** 25 January 2016, 03:35:01 pm »

In a line of slow moving traffic and saw a young girl waiting to pull out of a side road. Stopped to let her out, she pulled out in front of me..............THEN STOPPED TO ANSWER HER FUCKING PHONE !!!!!!!!!
Gave her a blast on the horn, she moved forward about a foot AND CARRIED ON TALKING !!!!!

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

maddog04 · « **Reply #561 on:** 25 January 2016, 08:35:10 pm »

when you're in the cage and in lane 2 of 2 thinking you'll now make good progress past the HGV in lane 1......only for the cager twat infront who decides at the very last minute to put his indicator on to turn right, leaving you stuck and watching lane 1 disappear.......GGRRR

darrsi · « **Reply #562 on:** 02 February 2016, 07:11:41 am »

People who simply don't have the brains to turn their phone horizontally when filming something, so instead of getting a full width landscape view you end up with that stupid portrait strip in the middle with large portions of blanked out sides, resulting in a really shit piece of annoying filming.
How difficult can it really be for fucks sake?

crickleymal · « **Reply #563 on:** 02 February 2016, 09:30:55 am »

Or when they're trying to sell something and post a picture of it but the picture's upside down. How do they do that? And if you comment they say "I don't understand technology"

fazersharp · « **Reply #564 on:** 02 February 2016, 09:43:48 am »

Quote from: crickleymal on 02 February 2016, 09:30:55 am

Or when they're trying to sell something and post a picture of it but the picture's upside down. How do they do that? And if you comment they say "I don't understand technology"

On the same subject, looking at a picture of somthing you want to buy -- click on it for a bigger picture ---- and up pops one exactly the same focing size

darrsi · « **Reply #565 on:** 02 February 2016, 10:06:35 am »

Quote from: fazersharp on 02 February 2016, 09:43:48 am

Quote from: crickleymal on 02 February 2016, 09:30:55 am
Or when they're trying to sell something and post a picture of it but the picture's upside down. How do they do that? And if you comment they say "I don't understand technology"
On the same subject, looking at a picture of somthing you want to buy -- click on it for a bigger picture ---- and up pops one exactly the same focing size

Or even smaller in the corner......

tommyardin · « **Reply #566 on:** 05 February 2016, 12:33:27 am »

Quote from: fazerscotty on 12 August 2015, 09:48:43 pm

Todays....

Personalised number plates? - I mean why - its a Peugeot!

(However, whoever has FAZ 3R please get in touch )

Or FZS 600 would do me

Frosties · « **Reply #567 on:** 05 February 2016, 08:06:16 am »

Quote from: tommyardin on 05 February 2016, 12:33:27 am

Quote from: fazerscotty on 12 August 2015, 09:48:43 pm
Todays....

Personalised number plates? - I mean why - its a Peugeot!

(However, whoever has FAZ 3R please get in touch )

Or FZS 600 would do me

You could have BJ08 PLS for the ~~poofs car~~ MR2 ragtop Tommy

orrrrrrrrr KN08 ROT, BA11 BAG. And yeah.....I know mine is T055 ER S

NorthWestern · « **Reply #568 on:** 05 February 2016, 09:35:43 am »

People who Americanize themselves on forums, talking about riding on the freeway and buying things for a few hundred bucks then hollar at people when they ask which state they live in.

Just my two cents...

fazersharp · « **Reply #569 on:** 05 February 2016, 10:09:27 am »

Same everywhere now people saying "can I get" -- a bigmac. ..................er no you can have one and I will get it for you.

joebloggs · « **Reply #570 on:** 05 February 2016, 10:44:02 am »

Another annoying one is 'can you borrow me'

crickleymal · « **Reply #571 on:** 05 February 2016, 09:08:36 pm »

People who start every sentence with "So". And that tosser on Countdown the other day who started every letter selection with "I'd like to see a consonant".

Exupnut · « **Reply #572 on:** 05 February 2016, 09:48:36 pm »

Tossers who watch countdown lol

slimwilly · « **Reply #573 on:** 05 February 2016, 10:29:01 pm »

people whe drive white transit vans,,,i am going steady down a very steep single lane hill,van comes around the corner,,i brake and skid 60 yds into the front of the bastard,,he had long enough to select reverse and fuck off, I think we even speeded up at one place, wet,slippy,wornout road surface

taylor · « **Reply #574 on:** 05 February 2016, 10:49:48 pm »

the wanker on the pushbike who went under my car scratching it,

. but he was in the iron man tenby, so I didn't comment

he was on the wrong side of the road on a blind bend, ffs,.