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General / Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« on: 26 April 2018, 02:26:57 pm »

A gauntlet of fair weather boys in the petrol station this evening.  Went in the shop just before me and made a predictable, lengthy, and frankly embarrassing scene when asked to remove their helmets.
They eventually did.  So I pay and exit, the bikers are now sat on a nearby wall smoking fags while one said "Geoff won't be long he is only coming from widnes".  So they were clearly intending to wait anyway and just wanted an excuse to argue with the garage guy...
I must admit I wont take mine off, helmet off , ear plugs out, its a faf, I will take mine off when everybody has to have their head and face exposed in petrol stations. I am all for fairness, same for all is no prob. If they wont turn the pump on til I remove my helmet I just lay the nozzle on the ground and ride off, they have to come out and put it back.

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For Sale & Wanted / Re: For Sale: Garmin Zumo 340 LM
« on: 02 April 2018, 07:18:26 pm »

Does it warn you of any tricky bends coming up ?


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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: All Good Things ...
« on: 03 March 2018, 08:34:12 am »

I think all your hard work has really been appreciated, I have not been ivanised but met people who have and they were really impressed with your skill.
Thanks. ( least I can stop saving up for it now ). :lol
Enjoy your travels.

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For Sale & Wanted / Re: WANTED: EXUP Valve Gen 1 FZS1000
« on: 21 February 2018, 11:34:59 am »

Still sitting in diesel now,  its been heated to glowing, been in the freezer, been in the vice, soon to be on the table as an ornament.
But I will give it another couple of years first :lol

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General / Re: What did you do with whatever else you've got?
« on: 20 February 2018, 06:46:03 pm »

After the trials and tribulations of last weekend a dry breakfast run for the ST was the order of this morning. The service at The Chalet at Cowfold is excellent in the middle of winter, unlike from Easter onwards. After chowing down the healthy option, it was a quick B road whizz over to Bury Hill for coffee and a natter before an A29 blast home.


Whats the healthy option there ?


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General / Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« on: 13 February 2018, 10:16:40 am »

I worked in a school for a while, there was a woman there who lost 8 !!! stone, I said " my god well done , how did you do it " she said just cut out all the crap >>>!!! what the hell was she eating before.
Another one was big and had a gastric band fitted , lost loads of weight, but still her mates were saying she didn't eat much before..I said she must have been for the band to work..but they wouldn have it..I think they eat salad when people are watching then go mad at home

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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: Winter maintenance time
« on: 06 February 2018, 07:08:32 am »

Great job, nice thread, cheers


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General / Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« on: 30 January 2018, 11:12:46 am »
sorry couldn resist..

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General / Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« on: 30 January 2018, 11:11:13 am »
What gets my goat is BREXIT...what do you lot think ? :lol

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General / Re: Cheap oil.
« on: 23 January 2018, 11:14:18 am »
Ha Ha yeah I got 12 litres, might go back for more.

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General / Re: Cheap oil.
« on: 23 January 2018, 08:36:47 am »

In Morrisons they have got olive oil cheap too, so I am getting a few litres of that. Fuks the engine but smells like an Italian restaurant.
and lard to lube the brake caliper pistons :lol

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General / Re: Cheap oil.
« on: 23 January 2018, 07:32:31 am »

Oh yeah sorry, its tractor oil.
with added grinding paste..
M and P charge £40 quid for 4 litres,  £3.12 a litre is a fantastic price ( if you own a Massey Ferguson )

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General / Re: Cheap oil.
« on: 22 January 2018, 10:39:25 pm »
All Tescos garages are doing it though.

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General / Cheap oil.
« on: 22 January 2018, 10:38:17 pm »

Castrol power 1. 10/40 at Tesco garages £3.12 a litre !! :eek
clearance offer. if any body near Worthing on the south coast, Durrington Tescos have loads.

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For Sale & Wanted / Re: Yamaha fzs 1000 carbon fibre belly pan
« on: 21 January 2018, 05:53:56 pm »
Pm sent

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General / Re: Gender fluid...!
« on: 18 January 2018, 10:34:19 pm »

Glad I started that then, :'(




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General / Re: Gender fluid...!
« on: 18 January 2018, 02:43:51 pm »

People who are gender fluid are not gay, they were born in the wrong body. Their genitals indicate one sex, while their mind may indicate another. It really really is none of our business.




Its true it is non of our business, unless we have to pay for it, special toilets in school, gender neutral police uniforms and the head doctors needed when this lot are 40 and realise the world don't revolve around them.
And I object to being told I have to fit in with this, when you fill in a gov form now the list of choices is mindblowing.
Interestingly it doesn't seem to be a problem in countries where they are too busy working to feed themselves.
I would like to point out I have not mentioned gay people in any of this.
Its just the don't knows !!

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General / Re: Gender fluid...!
« on: 16 January 2018, 10:21:10 pm »

I thought if you were born with a penis you are a man ?
Seems like a new trend for the youngsters to avoid fitting in.
oh well back to the garage then.. hide with the tools and ignore this rubbish

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General / Gender fluid...!
« on: 16 January 2018, 06:21:45 pm »

WTF ???
beam me up scotty :eek
I cant believe all this shit about being a man or a woman or neither.. maybe I am too old for this world

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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: Oil level window
« on: 05 January 2018, 05:30:51 pm »
I check mine cold, mind you , last week it seized solid :)

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General / Re: Take it easy !!
« on: 29 December 2017, 09:40:26 am »

Its just a roast dinner ! I mean I aint a misery but really ? nice to get together but its a bit crazy now.
Robbo. It was a grand more than I was expecting.
oh well,  :'(

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General / Take it easy !!
« on: 28 December 2017, 09:52:18 am »

"Take it easy over xmas with the credit card honey "
 :eek :eek :eek :eek got the bill today !!!

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General / Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« on: 28 December 2017, 09:47:01 am »
I hate it all too, bloody tech crap, no one does real stuff anymore, and the e mail thing drives me mad, subscribe to this subscribe to that, and they ask you to fill in a survey before you have even received the goods/service !! I think it will go tits up soon, I think more and more people have had enough.

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General / Re: Do you use a GPS on holidays by bike
« on: 08 December 2017, 05:01:14 am »

Well I aint comin,
Your bound to crash ! :)


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General / Re: Do you use a GPS on holidays by bike
« on: 07 December 2017, 10:47:34 pm »



Like the thread about blipping the throttle, WTF ?

Not the person asking the question, no one knows everything, the crazy answers.
I think maybe a forum is an easy arena to be misunderstood.
Its like texting, if you know a person you can imagine how they would say something, but with strangers its easy to be misunderstood.
Having said all that, I am both a fool and dangerous, but not a bad sailor.


That was my thread.
What do you mean by your comment. If this isn't the place to ask questions about our bikes or riding bikes, then where do we go to?
I was never taught it in my bike test 7 years ago or my car test 20 years a go. I mostly ride by myself (i have no friends :'( ) so where would i pick up this information?? 


Obviously you now everything, but when i thought sailing i always explained that the person who said they now everything about sailing is either a fool or dangerous, reckon the same applies to bikes. By the way which one are you?


Sorry for the thread highjack.

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