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General => General => Topic started by: red98 on 29 November 2014, 04:15:04 pm
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ok foccers...we know a lot about our fazers but what do you know about safe's ?
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Looks pretty safe to me I reckon.
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Make a good anchor
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What's inside it Red????
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Fire resistant too, could be handy that.
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I know they're a cunt to get in to without the key. Forget your oxyacetylene as this one will be double skinned and filled in between with a material that makes it blow back.
A large disc cutter through the side or back will be it's weak point. :thumbup
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I know they're a cunt to get in to without the key. Forget your oxyacetylene as this one will be double skinned and filled in between with a material that makes it blow back.
A large disc cutter through the side or back will be it's weak point. :thumbup
Bikers ---------straight to the flames and grinders !!
He didn't say he hasn't got the key
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What's inside it Red????
I can't take the suspense any longer!!!! :'(
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I know they're a cunt to get in to without the key. Forget your oxyacetylene as this one will be double skinned and filled in between with a material that makes it blow back.
A large disc cutter through the side or back will be it's weak point. :thumbup
Bikers ---------straight to the flames and grinders !!
He didn't say he hasn't got the key
That's right, he didn't have to, he said "what do you know about them" Anyway, even if he had the key, it's a lot more fun cutting your way into it. :D
I also know they are very heavy and that one probably weighs about 210.5 kgs. 8)
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Ah........a key........let me think
ah yes...the guy who gave me the safe said that he had put the key in a SAFE place......... :lol....not opened it yet but I do know theres something in it.... :thumbup
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your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off :lol
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Is this a 'guess what's in the safe' competition?.Hmm,that could run for a while! :lol
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If anyone knows you have a safe in the house then it will attract the robbers :)
Do you have the key my friend?,, around here an old pub was robbed and the owner,an old bachelor was murdered in the process,,the safe was never found,,,it looked like that one
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If anyone knows you have a safe in the house then it will attract the robbers :)
Do you have the key my friend?,, around here an old pub was robbed and the owner,an old bachelor was murdered in the process,,the safe was never found,,,it looked like that one
yes, I have the key mr willy.........we're a honest bunch here in high wycombe, nothing much happening in this town
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Is this a 'guess what's in the safe' competition?.Hmm,that could run for a while! :lol
ah yes.......thats it, to keep us amused during these short days, will try and open it tomorrow if its dry, its on the back of my pick-up at the moment, to give you an idea of size the picture shows it on a standard sized pallet, will take it to work on monday and weigh it....so, the games are "WHATS IN THE SAFE" and "HOW MUCH DOES IT WEIGH".......guess away foccers :lol :lol :lol
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Ill weigh in (pun intended :lol) with a guess of 65Kg
And I reckon there is a safe inside it (inceptisafe) :rollin
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Thermic lance through the hinges which are a casting ...your welcome....much more fun than a key
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Just googled Ratner Safes, there still in business seems to be confusion about when they started making safes late 1700's/1800's
That could be worth a few bob , never mind what is inside it . If you can locate the model/ serail numbers they likely as not could date it for you.
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Just googled Ratner Safes, there still in business seems to be confusion about when they started making safes late 1700's/1800's
That could be worth a few bob , never mind what is inside it . If you can locate the model/ serail numbers they likely as not could date it for you.
Oooooo.someone knows something.. :thumbup.....googled it myself and found out they stopped making safes in london in 1963 when they moved to ozzie land, stiill trading today, will email them and see what they know, family business so might have records....
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Ill weigh in (pun intended :lol) with a guess of 65Kg
And I reckon there is a safe inside it (inceptisafe) :rollin
Mmmmmmm.....65 kgs.....iam thinking 100's but I do have an unfair advantage :lol took two of us just to turn it on its side :o
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a friend had a safe that had belonged to a contractor on a power station, no key and the back had checker plate welded over it. I used a pickaxe and went in through the base, the metal wasn't much thicker than car bodywork with about 75mm of fire clay between the two metal layers, took about 20 mins.
What did I find? a cash box with no cash in it and a dial gauge worth a few quid, and some time sheets. the safe went to the scrap yard no questions were asked?
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" Mmmmmmm.....65 kgs.....iam thinking 100's but I do have an unfair advantage :lol took two of us just to turn it on its side :o "
Sounds like me an the Mrs in a threesome
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Well.......it all depends on who you've got dismembered and stuffed inside really but coz i want a guess then im gonna go with it weighing..............150kg.......without anything inside.....actually no...im panicking now.......i up my guess to 180kg.Thats my final answer chris
Also gauged on the "2 if us" bluff by red which was a cheap trick coz 2 gen1 owners aint exactly much is it.
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I know they're a cunt to get in to without the key.
LOL er its a safe thats the idea :D :D
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Just googled Ratner Safes, there still in business seems to be confusion about when they started making safes late 1700's/1800's
That could be worth a few bob , never mind what is inside it . If you can locate the model/ serail numbers they likely as not could date it for you.
Wonderful tool Google :thumbup
Oooooo.someone knows something.. :thumbup .....googled it myself and found out they stopped making safes in london in 1963 when they moved to ozzie land, stiill trading today, will email them and see what they know, family business so might have records....
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the safe went to the scrap yard no questions were asked?
How much did you get for it in scrap? :lol
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I'll take a guess at 120kg - I reckon much higher would be pushing it for two "average" people to carry
I had to cart a 95kg package up three flights of stairs with the help of the delivery driver... damn thing almost killed us and I was certainly grateful for his help
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175 kgs Mr Red :)
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i dont do metric but i recon it weighs 1 ton. I think its where red keeps his big white fivers.
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Google tastic...............
Ratner was a very reputable manufacturer of safes and this one probably dates back to the late 1920's or early 30's. It would be described as a safe deposit box or jewelers overnight safe.
The problem is that this type of safe is not acceptable by insurers because of its obsolete design so it use is limited to confidential documents and petty cash. To a dealer in used safes it has very little value and it would probably cost more for them to collect it than it is worth. However, these older safes often find buyers on eBay so it is worth putting up for auction for around £150 - but be sure to state that the buyer must collect
Weight wise 75 kg ......
Inside is a map showing the stable where Lord Lucan and Elvis keep Shergar
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I think Bri h will win this.......i shoulda waited but ive made a guess and gotta stick to it.
Never mind if i oose this one i might get a chance when red does guess how many sweets in this jar :lol
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Never mind if i oose this one i might get a chance when red does guess how many sweets in this jar :lol
Werther's Originals? :lol
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Google tastic...............
Ratner was a very reputable manufacturer of safes and this one probably dates back to the late 1920's or early 30's. It would be described as a safe deposit box or jewelers overnight safe.
The problem is that this type of safe is not acceptable by insurers because of its obsolete design so it use is limited to confidential documents and petty cash. To a dealer in used safes it has very little value and it would probably cost more for them to collect it than it is worth. However, these older safes often find buyers on eBay so it is worth putting up for auction for around £150 - but be sure to state that the buyer must collect
Weight wise 75 kg ......
thank you gingernutz, most helpful..........theres a simular one on the bay for £200 BIN.been on there for a few days now, not sure what to do with it but its far to good to scrap, if it ends up on ebay it will be 99p start and see what happens, at the end of the day I think its only worth what someones prepared to pay......I need to do a bit more research on the age of it so a check over later today for a model no and then an email to the makers.........75 kgs mmmmmmmm, I think its a lot more than that, I had it forked onto my truck, dont think two people will be able to lift it.......not even 2 manly gen 1 owners :lol
Inside is a map showing the stable where Lord Lucan and Elvis keep Shergar
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Ok.some good guesses there...time for my guess, I think slimwilly is probably the closest with 175 kgs...iam going higher with a guess of 200kgs...it wouldn't surprise me if it was a bit more but 1/4 ton sounds a bit too much.....will be weighed tomorrow at work and then kept in my workshop untill I decide what to do with it....the weight will probably make the decision for me.i make prototype furniture and am a chair maker by trade, I love these coffee tables using engine blocks to support them and was hpping to do something along these lines with the safe, but for domestic furniture it does need to be able to move easily.......no real usable use as gingernutz has explained but I do like the look of it and the fact its "made in england"..... :thumbup
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I'll take a guess at 120kg - I reckon much higher would be pushing it for two "average" people to carry
I had to cart a 95kg package up three flights of stairs with the help of the delivery driver... damn thing almost killed us and I was certainly grateful for his help
It's a lot easier when they're alive! ;)
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Can you turn it into a fancy post box for your house Red?........or maybe like a self locking store for the delivery men to put parcels in etc......door open and when they close it...it automatically locks.
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What's the dimensions?
First impressions, judging by the heavy gear i lift at work, 180kg.
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What's the dimensions?
First impressions, judging by the heavy gear i lift at work, 180kg.
Too bad Darrsi i've already guessed 180 & im pretty greedy........i might share the prize depending on what it is.
My theory was that it cant be 100kg or less because people can squat that and just pinch it.......albeit i wouldnt be escaping very quickly.......a tonne would become uneconomical............&'the physical size would need to be massive.......so as a compromise of all factors then i came up with 180kg..........50kg for each side section, 20kg each for the front back top and bottoms...........180kg. 8)
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What's the dimensions?
First impressions, judging by the heavy gear i lift at work, 180kg.
Too bad Darrsi i've already guessed 180 & im pretty greedy........i might share the prize depending on what it is.
My theory was that it cant be 100kg or less because people can squat that and just pinch it.......albeit i wouldnt be escaping very quickly.......a tonne would become uneconomical............&'the physical size would need to be massive.......so as a compromise of all factors then i came up with 180kg..........50kg for each side section, 20kg each for the front back top and bottoms...........180kg. 8)
It's meant to be a dead weight, so it would never be light, it wouldn't be designed for one person to just walk away with although some of the shit i lift at work wouldn't be far off it, we could still be completely way off though.
I'll raise you to 220kg. ;)
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My mate used to claim that peoples bodies got heavier when they died......."yeh dead weight" he used to say :lol
That's why they're really difficult to carry. :groan
Maybe deadeye can shed some light on that :b
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What's the dimensions?
First impressions, judging by the heavy gear i lift at work, 180kg.
Too bad Darrsi i've already guessed 180 & im pretty greedy........i might share the prize depending on what it is.
My theory was that it cant be 100kg or less because people can squat that and just pinch it.......albeit i wouldnt be escaping very quickly.......a tonne would become uneconomical............&'the physical size would need to be massive.......so as a compromise of all factors then i came up with 180kg..........50kg for each side section, 20kg each for the front back top and bottoms...........180kg. 8)
I agree that people can squat 100kg (I can now) BUT the average joe who doesn't go to the gym probably can't... a few months ago, I would struggle to squat 60-70kg, same with deadlifts. I'm almost at the point that I can deadlift the weight of my car engine... not that I'd ever try to :\
So, by your same logic that's how I came up with 120kg - I almost went with 140 though :P
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Judging by the keyhole cover what are we looking at, 20 inches high?
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Thats how i was trying to analyse it deadeye coz simillar to you i can squat circa 100kg for repetitions and im pretty average...likewise i dunno how much i could deadlift as im scared of 1RM and foccin up my back but i regularly do 4 sets of 8 at 100kg.so i dunno if i was wanting to lift something once and dump it on a truck then i reckon id manage the 140kg.......tricky one as it would be a front squat too.
So on that basis then the big boys could probably squat or deadlift a 180kg but the probability goes down as theres just less people capable of that.....so as a happy medium i see 180kg as a good weight........i think im trying to convince myself though :)
I love how scientific Reds thread has got 8)
What is the prize by the way Red???
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My guess, it's got a load of old paperwork in it and weighs 253Kg.
It would look good cleaned up and repainted.
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I'm guessing 110kg & it contains a dazzling bicycle light ;).
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If you never had the key I would have told you that the serial number is on the back of the door.
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Sorry foccers for the lack of updates, had a few problems with wifi in the red household, all sorted now........safe measures...
Height..........24in width..........18in depth..........18in
Some good weight guesses but could do with some content guesses.....will update later :)
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Can we have a clue....have you booked a round-the-world cruise & put a deposit down on a luxury car today? :lol
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What is in it..........my guess is.......Nothing.
why would someone sell a safe with something still in it if they had the key....doesn't make sense.
so the answer is....Nothing....or air.
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Ok...catch up time......I wish yamfazfan :lol........noggy, your input on weight is very good, infact iam surprised how close you and a few others are getting.....no prizes for micks guess of 65 kgs :rollin :rollin :rollin.......as you can guess I weighed it today but not going to tell as I think we can get a bit more mileage out of this thread so keep the guesses coming :).....now where did I put that key .......
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I was gonna say more, but, 194kg.
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[quote author=noggythenog link=topic=15397.msg175773#msg175773 date=1417460115
why would someone sell a safe with something still in it if they had the key....doesn't make sense.[/quote
....It would if it had an envelope inside which contained a piece of paper that was revealed to be a massive IOU debt :lol
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[quote author=noggythenog link=topic=15397.msg175773#msg175773 date=1417460115
why would someone sell a safe with something still in it if they had the key....doesn't make sense.
....It would if it had an envelope inside which contained a piece of paper that was revealed to be a massive IOU debt :lol
yeh or the guy did a massive mr whippy inside it :lol
Listen to Darrsi with his...oh I was gonna say tactics.....not content with stealing my weight eh ;)
I think Red is trying to throw me off the scent a bit and fine tune my weight guess and because he has given clues now then technically everyone else who now guesses has now got an easier range to go with the foccers.
I stand by my original guessyology...............Live by the sword....die by the sword.......live by the weight....die by the weight.....quite fitting considering im a fat foccer :b
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Top man noggy....you stick with you first guess, iam thinking of changing mine :lol
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[quote author=noggythenog link=topic=15397.msg175773#msg175773 date=1417460115
why would someone sell a safe with something still in it if they had the key....doesn't make sense.
....It would if it had an envelope inside which contained a piece of paper that was revealed to be a massive IOU debt :lol
yeh or the guy did a massive mr whippy inside it :lol
Listen to Darrsi with his...oh I was gonna say tactics.....not content with stealing my weight eh ;)
I think Red is trying to throw me off the scent a bit and fine tune my weight guess and because he has given clues now then technically everyone else who now guesses has now got an easier range to go with the foccers.
I stand by my original guessyology...............Live by the sword....die by the sword.......live by the weight....die by the weight.....quite fitting considering im a fat foccer :b
If your guess about the contents is correct,Red certainly wouldn't have been thrown off the scent!
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IN THE RED CORNER WEIGHING IN AT ?????? LBS :lol............moments before the big weigh in.... ;)
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Smaller than I thought so 167kg.
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No, i'm going back to my 220kg, that looks heavy!
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My final guess is that it contains a briefcase with 2 housebricks inside it.(I love Fawlty Towers :lol).
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" Mmmmmmm.....65 kgs.....iam thinking 100's but I do have an unfair advantage :lol took two of us just to turn it on its side :o "
Sounds like me an the Mrs in a threesome
Two people to put it on its side. I reckon going by the weight of the average contractors mower that I used to hoik on to my work bench being about 65kg I bet that's got to be about 220kg at least.
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A Fazer is what 200kg? I'd say two people could just about move a fazer so I'd say 200kg plus the 2kg of rubbish in it so 202kg :lol
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A Fazer is what 200kg? I'd say two people could just about move a fazer so I'd say 200kg plus the 2kg of rubbish in it so 202kg :lol
Probably his sandwiches and a bag of crisps in it.
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A Fazer is what 200kg? I'd say two people could just about move a fazer so I'd say 200kg plus the 2kg of rubbish in it so 202kg :lol
Probably his sandwiches and a bag of crisps in it.
Best before 10/02/1935 :lol
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Come on then, answer please?
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I cant weight any more :'(
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Ah yes.......how much does it weigh ?.....now let me see, I took it to work on monday to weigh it, I can remember weighing it , now let me think mmmmmmm............mmmmmmmmmmm.........I know it was very heavy......uummmmmmmmmm.........ooooooooo....what was it............. :lol
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I'm raising again........242kg.........final answer.
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Ah...thats better, things are a bit clearer now....I can remember enough to tell you , from a quick read of this thread, that 4 of you have guessed over the top.....so, the weight of the safe is.....
oh, hold on a minute I think someones at the door..................................
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:evil :evil :evil
Oh you've totally freaked Darrsi out now & he's gone higher.
& can we trust that the scales were properly calibrated?
Come on!!!!!!!
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I guessed 4 times, are they all me? :lol
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Ah...thats better, things are a bit clearer now....I can remember enough to tell you , from a quick read of this thread, that 4 of you have guessed over the top.....so, the weight of the safe is.....
oh, hold on a minute I think someones at the door..................................
...It's probably somebody at the safe door desperately looking for the weight answer inside :lol
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I COME ON HERE TO GET AWAY FROM FOCin X FACTOR and "going through to next week is" ---------------------------- 60 seconds of nothing
Enough all ready its 195KG
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:lol :lol :lol.....getting close foccers........you got to think...cunning.......I made my guess before I weighed it, ive transported it home on the back of my truck which has had allsorts in the back...scrap metal which I weighed in and a fair few motorbikes which we can all guess the weight of.....ive got to know how much ive got on the back by the way it drives....thats how I made my guess ;)....I also have a great advantage of seeing and moving the thing myself......so....read back through the thread and see which cunning foccer has guessed closest to me whilst giving a poor excuse at how he came to his guess......you've been rumbled foccer... :lol..a very cunning foccer................the cunning foccer has guessed to within 8.5 kgs, hes closer than me to the true weight and I like to think my guess was a goodun :)......clever, very clever :lol
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171.5kg
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Nooooooooooooooo ....darrsi, darrsi, darrsi......you've been really good with your guesses and at one point I had you down as the man to win :thumbup.......ive more or less given you the answer in my last post and you come back with 171.5 :rolleyes.......do you ride a blue bike ? :lol
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"I'M ALL CONFUSED???" :lol
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Must be Deadeye's guess, around 128.5 perchance? :think
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Ok darrsi...your local to me so iam going to help you out abit, but dont tell any of the others, especially that welsh bloke who thinks hes a scot........my guess was 200 kgs.....the "cunning foccer" gussed 2 kgs more, hes closer than me ;)......remember dont tell anyone, you know what there like :rolleyes
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210Kg?
and full of dusty old wages envelopes.
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Final answer......205
It was the dude
Up yours bitches! :b
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So it was 210.5kg?
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Òooooooooooo...closest yet.....come on darrsi, you can do it :lol
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So it was 210.5kg?
yessssssssss well done matey......225.5 less 15 kgs for the pallet.....yamfazfan wins what evers in the safe ;).......darrsi, so close, so close...........
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(http://i1291.photobucket.com/albums/b550/nicknicklxs/c8ffce009179b5f4edc4ae236867300e2f352d8948593d01d95b96736c9129e5_zps12ee8808.jpg) (http://s1291.photobucket.com/user/nicknicklxs/media/c8ffce009179b5f4edc4ae236867300e2f352d8948593d01d95b96736c9129e5_zps12ee8808.jpg.html)
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Let's hope it's not a smaller safe
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It's a fix i Tell ye :grumble
Yamfazman....well done mate. :moon
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So it was in between my first 2 guesses, I can live with that. :)
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ANG ON A MINUTE , NOT SO QUICK, I ACTUALLY WON THIS. LOOK AT THE POST TIMES. 8)
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Yeah I was just following Reds cryptic clues connected dudeness guess.I was 110kg.
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I know they're a cunt to get in to without the key. Forget your oxyacetylene as this one will be double skinned and filled in between with a material that makes it blow back.
A large disc cutter through the side or back will be it's weak point. :thumbup
Bikers ---------straight to the flames and grinders !!
He didn't say he hasn't got the key
That's right, he didn't have to, he said "what do you know about them" Anyway, even if he had the key, it's a lot more fun cutting your way into it. :D
I also know they are very heavy and that one probably weighs about 210.5 kgs. 8)
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:lol nice try dazza :lol
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Ok darrsi...your local to me so iam going to help you out abit, but dont tell any of the others, especially that welsh bloke who thinks hes a scot........my guess was 200 kgs.....the "cunning foccer" gussed 2 kgs more, hes closer than me ;)......remember dont tell anyone, you know what there like :rolleyes
This cunning foccer only scanned through the thread and didn't read half of it including your guess :lol I based that 200kg on the weight of a Fazer (and since you're all mostly OAPs on here how much weight two OAPs could lift) :lol. So I now put forward that the kg is done away with and 1 FAzer be used as the new unit of weight.
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I know it's just a bit of fun but I'm actually serious. I don't want what's in there (as it's bound to be shit) :lol but look at the time yamfazfan posted and the time my post was last edited.......Just saying :D
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I based my weight on a 65kg lawn mower and I was only 10.5kg out with my guess
If the mower had a bit more grass in the grass box I would have guessed 210.5 bang on ;)
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I know it's just a bit of fun but I'm actually serious. I don't want what's in there (as it's bound to be shit) :lol but look at the time yamfazfan posted and the time my post was last edited.......Just saying :D
Ah I know what you did. You used a Doc Brown style flux capacitor and bent a hole in the space time continuum thereby transporting yourself back to 9.18pm with the correct answer. You the edited you're original post in a last ditch attempt to claim the contents of the safe. And you would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids
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:rollin :rollin Busted
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Ok...close run thing but you got to agree that editing your post was not the best way of doing things......just a bit of fun and you all did well....except that scots bloke who guessed 65 kgs :rollin :rollin. :rollin
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ok...moving on.....
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IT FITS....THE KEY FITS......
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It's old sandwiches!
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I'm guessing ham and cheese on a brown bread
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Yep it was good fun that :).Congratulations dudeness. :thumbup
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I'm guessing it's a job lot of NOS Fazer 600 front sprocket nuts :lol
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Yep it was good fun that :).Congratulations dudeness. :thumbup
So it was ham and cheese?
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Yep it was good fun that :).Congratulations dudeness. :thumbup
So it was ham and cheese?
:lol :lol
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Dust --- just dust
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Oh no....this is bad, very bad.....noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Oh no....this is bad, very bad.....noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Criminal evidence?
The clocks to my Fazer? (well, we never did find them!)
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Oh no....this is bad, very bad.....noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Nawwwww........is Michael Jackson in there???.......like an evil genie.....dont let him out.
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Undo the 2 screws, the lock pops out, and yer in. :lol
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Oh no....this is bad, very bad.....noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
It was egg & cress then :eek,not ham & cheese.
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The key and lock works fine, the doors very heavy, ive only opened it a little and cant believe what iam seeing........this is awfull....no...its worse than that...iam going to have a lay down in a darkened room.....just cant believe what iam seeing.........iam sorry yamfazman.....sorry mate........
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Ah but I didn't win.His Dudeness won.You gave the answer away with your clues ;).It's not the dvd box set of Eldorado is it? :'(
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Its a whole lot worse than that,I am so sorry mate.....your the winner and iam not the sort of person to go back on my word....the contents are yours....iam so so sorry.......
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Yeah, some sort of security feature innit?
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Its a whole lot worse than that,I am so sorry mate.....your the winner and iam not the sort of person to go back on my word....the contents are yours....iam so so sorry.......
Worse than that?!!!...It's audience tickets for the next series of Big Brother isn't it :'( :'( :'(.I don't feel like a competition winner,i feel like one of those people whose lottery jackpot numbers come up the week they forgot to pay their £1 into the works syndicate :rolleyes.
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Its a dead cat ---------- or even worse a live one
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You got it yamfazfan. Red98 has spoken :lol Congratulations it's a Neil Diamond LP
(http://wallpapers55.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Neil-Diamond-63.jpg)
Come on put us out of our misery ffs
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It's another, slightly smaller safe.
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I know I've come in a bit late on this but my guess is the safe weighs 210kg. And for what it's worth, my guess on the pallet is 15kg... how did I do?
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Its a dead cat ---------- or even worse a live one
It's Schrodingers cat, so it is both dead and alive.
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Its a dead cat ---------- or even worse a live one
It's Schrodingers cat, so it is both dead and alive.
I had to google that :book...Phew it's complicated isn't it?!.Think I need a lie down now :rolleyes.
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ok foccers.....here it is..............its got YELLOW in it..........arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
told you it was bad........ :lol
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Looks like 'Fazer Urine Yellow' too
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Harry me old mate....thats spot on, fantastic guess, how did you do it....well done mate, pm me you addy and I'll send you your prize :lol
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Is it a big block of cheese?
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Just close it and throw away the key, we dont need any more yellow in the world. Just think superman and kryptonite Paul.
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When I pick it up and give it shake I can hear something rattling around in there....... ;)
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I bet it's a old penny
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A can of WD40
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When I pick it up and give it shake I can hear something rattling around in there....... ;)
A rattle snake? :b
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A recording of your 1000 engine :lol
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You might be right there bill.....exup's rattling a bit :\
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A weightlifting trophy?
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It's not one of those shit yellow Fazers that's been in the crusher down the scrappy is it??
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Are you going to make us bust in and open the safe ourselves? :lol
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Ah yes.....forgot about the safe :o....day off today and the safe is at work, will try and get piccies tomorrow then work out a way olf getting the contents to yamfazfan ;)
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Ah yes.....forgot about the safe :o....day off today and the safe is at work, will try and get piccies tomorrow then work out a way olf getting the contents to yamfazfan ;)
Father Christmas?.....oh maybe not,he only delivers things you really,really want...like socks...& slippers... :rolleyes.
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Ah yes.....forgot about the safe :o....day off today and the safe is at work, will try and get piccies tomorrow then work out a way olf getting the contents to yamfazfan ;)
Father Christmas?.....oh maybe not,he only delivers things you really,really want...like socks...& slippers... :rolleyes.
I dunno about that likes...............perhaps I've been on the naughty list or something but I had to buy my own socks the other day....I was gutted....I got 20 foccin pairs outta sports world.
old socks don't go to waste though...oh no :rolleyes........stick a dog toy in them and tie up the end and woola.....the dog is chuffed :b
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old socks don't go to waste though...oh no :rolleyes ........stick a dog toy in them and tie up the end and woola.....the dog is chuffed :b
:) :) :)
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old socks don't go to waste though...oh no :rolleyes ........stick a dog toy in them and tie up the end and woola.....the dog is chuffed :b
:) :) :)
Try it Robbie...they go mad for it, but make sure you show them you putting it inside the sock for extra teasing appeal. :D
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it's a Safe bet something's in there :pc
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What the FOC is in the FOCING safe???????
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Could it be full of the famous central part of a packet of Polos
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Red98's memory, cos' he's forgotten about it? :lol :lol
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It's in a Safe place at least.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g_GeQR8fJo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g_GeQR8fJo)
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Any news on this safe and it's content ts?
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Shergar.
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The results of the next Scottish referendum vote :)
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Lord Lucan.
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old socks don't go to waste though...oh no :rolleyes ........stick a dog toy in them and tie up the end and woola.....the dog is chuffed :b
:) :) :)
Try it Robbie...they go mad for it, but make sure you show them you putting it inside the sock for extra teasing appeal. :D
sorry missed your reply in December!! yeah I do I put tennis balls inside old socks so they can be thrown :), my dog will pull my socks off my feet when I sit down on the sofa, so the other week I put 2 pairs on, her face was a picture!!
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have I missed something.......................WTF was in the safe?
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If we don't hear any more from him i reckon he's locked himself in it out of curiosity! :lol
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ah yes.....the safe.....ive just found the key :) .......now let me think,what did i do with the safe :lol
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I'm starting to hope it's a boxing glove on the end of a coiled spring