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Title: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 29 November 2014, 04:15:04 pm
ok foccers...we know a lot about our fazers but what do you know about safe's   ?
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Post by: noggythenog on 29 November 2014, 04:30:51 pm

Looks pretty safe to me I reckon.
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Post by: BIG MAC on 29 November 2014, 04:36:16 pm
Make a good anchor
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Post by: noggythenog on 29 November 2014, 04:40:12 pm

What's inside it Red????
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Post by: robby boy on 29 November 2014, 04:46:24 pm
Fire resistant too, could be handy that.

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Post by: dazza on 29 November 2014, 04:51:18 pm
I know they're a cunt to get in to without the key. Forget your oxyacetylene as this one will be double skinned and filled in between with a material that makes it blow back.
A large disc cutter through the side or back will be it's weak point. :thumbup
 
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: fazersharp on 29 November 2014, 05:03:16 pm
I know they're a cunt to get in to without the key. Forget your oxyacetylene as this one will be double skinned and filled in between with a material that makes it blow back.
A large disc cutter through the side or back will be it's weak point. :thumbup
 
Bikers ---------straight to the flames and grinders !!
He didn't say he hasn't got the key
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: YamFazFan on 29 November 2014, 05:07:54 pm

What's inside it Red????

I can't take the suspense any longer!!!! :'(
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Post by: dazza on 29 November 2014, 05:47:03 pm
I know they're a cunt to get in to without the key. Forget your oxyacetylene as this one will be double skinned and filled in between with a material that makes it blow back.
A large disc cutter through the side or back will be it's weak point. :thumbup
 
Bikers ---------straight to the flames and grinders !!
He didn't say he hasn't got the key

That's right, he didn't have to, he said "what do you know about them" Anyway, even if he had the key, it's a lot more fun cutting your way into it. :D
I also know they are very heavy and that one probably weighs about 210.5 kgs. 8)
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 29 November 2014, 06:34:38 pm
 Ah........a key........let me think



ah yes...the guy who gave me the safe said that he had put the key in a SAFE place......... :lol....not opened it yet but I do know theres something in it.... :thumbup
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Post by: mickvp on 29 November 2014, 06:36:39 pm
your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off :lol
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Post by: YamFazFan on 29 November 2014, 06:50:03 pm
Is this a 'guess what's in the safe' competition?.Hmm,that could run for a while! :lol
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Post by: slimwilly on 29 November 2014, 06:54:42 pm
If anyone knows you have a safe in the house then it will attract the robbers  :)






Do you have the key my friend?,, around here an old pub was robbed and the owner,an old bachelor was murdered in the process,,the safe was never found,,,it looked like that one
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 29 November 2014, 07:25:28 pm
If anyone knows you have a safe in the house then it will attract the robbers  :)






Do you have the key my friend?,, around here an old pub was robbed and the owner,an old bachelor was murdered in the process,,the safe was never found,,,it looked like that one




yes, I have the key mr willy.........we're a honest bunch here in high wycombe, nothing much happening in this town
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 29 November 2014, 07:35:43 pm
Is this a 'guess what's in the safe' competition?.Hmm,that could run for a while! :lol




ah yes.......thats it, to keep us amused during these short days, will try and open it tomorrow if its dry, its on the back of my pick-up at the moment, to give you an idea of size the picture shows it on a standard sized pallet, will take it to work on monday and weigh it....so, the games are    "WHATS IN THE SAFE"  and   "HOW MUCH DOES IT WEIGH".......guess away foccers   :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: mickvp on 29 November 2014, 07:46:38 pm
Ill weigh in (pun intended :lol) with a guess of 65Kg

And I reckon there is a safe inside it (inceptisafe) :rollin
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: BIG MAC on 29 November 2014, 07:52:33 pm
Thermic lance through the hinges which are a casting ...your welcome....much more fun than a key
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Post by: lew600fazer on 29 November 2014, 08:19:51 pm
Just googled Ratner Safes, there still in business seems to be confusion about when they started making safes late 1700's/1800's
That could be worth a few bob , never mind what is inside it . If you can locate the model/ serail numbers they likely as not could date it for you.
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 29 November 2014, 08:31:25 pm
Just googled Ratner Safes, there still in business seems to be confusion about when they started making safes late 1700's/1800's
That could be worth a few bob , never mind what is inside it . If you can locate the model/ serail numbers they likely as not could date it for you.







Oooooo.someone knows something.. :thumbup.....googled it myself and found out they stopped making safes in london in 1963 when they moved to ozzie land, stiill trading today, will email them and see what they know, family business so might have records....
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 29 November 2014, 08:34:07 pm
Ill weigh in (pun intended :lol) with a guess of 65Kg

And I reckon there is a safe inside it (inceptisafe) :rollin





Mmmmmmm.....65 kgs.....iam thinking 100's but I do have an unfair advantage     :lol    took two of us just to turn it on its side  :o
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: chaz on 29 November 2014, 08:47:49 pm
a friend had a safe that had belonged to a contractor on a power station, no key and the back had checker plate welded over it. I used a pickaxe and went in through the base, the metal wasn't much thicker than car bodywork with about 75mm of fire clay between the two metal layers, took about 20 mins.
What did I find? a cash box with no cash in it and a dial gauge worth a few quid, and some time sheets. the safe went to the scrap yard no questions were asked?
Title: safe experts
Post by: Exupnut on 29 November 2014, 08:48:38 pm
" Mmmmmmm.....65 kgs.....iam thinking 100's but I do have an unfair advantage     :lol    took two of us just to turn it on its side  :o "

Sounds like me an the Mrs in a threesome
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: noggythenog on 29 November 2014, 08:52:01 pm
Well.......it all depends on who you've got dismembered and stuffed inside really but coz i want a guess then im gonna go with it weighing..............150kg.......without anything inside.....actually no...im panicking now.......i up my guess to 180kg.Thats my final answer chris

Also gauged on the "2 if us" bluff by red which was a cheap trick coz 2 gen1 owners aint exactly much is it.
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: alan09 on 29 November 2014, 08:52:50 pm
I know they're a cunt to get in to without the key.
LOL er its a safe thats the idea :D :D
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Post by: lew600fazer on 29 November 2014, 08:58:12 pm
Just googled Ratner Safes, there still in business seems to be confusion about when they started making safes late 1700's/1800's
That could be worth a few bob , never mind what is inside it . If you can locate the model/ serail numbers they likely as not could date it for you.

Wonderful tool Google  :thumbup







Oooooo.someone knows something.. :thumbup .....googled it myself and found out they stopped making safes in london in 1963 when they moved to ozzie land, stiill trading today, will email them and see what they know, family business so might have records....
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: adeejaysdelight on 29 November 2014, 09:01:14 pm
the safe went to the scrap yard no questions were asked?


How much did you get for it in scrap?  :lol
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: Dead Eye on 30 November 2014, 12:14:14 am
I'll take a guess at 120kg - I reckon much higher would be pushing it for two "average" people to carry

I had to cart a 95kg package up three flights of stairs with the help of the delivery driver... damn thing almost killed us and I was certainly grateful for his help
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Post by: slimwilly on 30 November 2014, 06:30:16 am
175 kgs Mr Red :)
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Post by: bri h on 30 November 2014, 08:55:10 am
i dont do metric but i recon it weighs 1 ton. I think its where red keeps his big white fivers.
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Post by: Gingernutz on 30 November 2014, 09:08:06 am
Google tastic...............

Ratner was a very reputable manufacturer of safes and this one probably dates back to the late 1920's or early 30's.  It would be described as a safe deposit box or jewelers overnight safe.

The problem is that this type of safe is not acceptable by insurers because of its obsolete design so it use is limited to confidential documents and petty cash.  To a dealer in used safes it has very little value and it would probably cost more for them to collect it than it is worth.  However, these older safes often find buyers on eBay so it is worth putting up for auction for around £150 - but be sure to state that the buyer must collect

Weight wise 75 kg    ......

Inside is a map showing the stable where Lord Lucan and Elvis keep Shergar

Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: noggythenog on 30 November 2014, 09:08:12 am





I think Bri h will win this.......i shoulda waited but ive made a guess and gotta stick to it.




Never mind if i oose this one i might get a chance when red does guess how many sweets in this jar :lol
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 30 November 2014, 09:12:02 am

Never mind if i oose this one i might get a chance when red does guess how many sweets in this jar :lol

Werther's Originals?  :lol
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 30 November 2014, 09:53:26 am
Google tastic...............

Ratner was a very reputable manufacturer of safes and this one probably dates back to the late 1920's or early 30's.  It would be described as a safe deposit box or jewelers overnight safe.

The problem is that this type of safe is not acceptable by insurers because of its obsolete design so it use is limited to confidential documents and petty cash.  To a dealer in used safes it has very little value and it would probably cost more for them to collect it than it is worth.  However, these older safes often find buyers on eBay so it is worth putting up for auction for around £150 - but be sure to state that the buyer must collect

Weight wise 75 kg    ......




thank you gingernutz, most helpful..........theres a simular one on the bay for £200 BIN.been on there for a few days now, not sure what to do with it but its far to good to scrap, if it ends up on ebay it will be 99p start and see what happens, at the end of the day I think its only worth what someones prepared to pay......I need to do a bit more research on the age of it so a check over later today for a model no and then an email to the makers.........75 kgs mmmmmmmm, I think its a lot more than that, I had it forked onto my truck, dont think two people will be able to lift it.......not even 2 manly gen 1 owners  :lol

Inside is a map showing the stable where Lord Lucan and Elvis keep Shergar
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 30 November 2014, 10:12:01 am
Ok.some good guesses there...time for my guess, I think slimwilly is probably the closest with 175 kgs...iam going higher with a guess of  200kgs...it wouldn't surprise me if it was a bit more but 1/4 ton sounds a bit too much.....will be weighed tomorrow at work and then kept in my workshop untill I decide what to do with it....the weight will probably make the decision for me.i make prototype furniture and am a chair maker by trade, I love these coffee tables using engine blocks to support them and was hpping to do something along these lines with the safe, but for domestic furniture it does need to be able to move easily.......no real usable use as gingernutz has explained but I do like the look of it and the fact its "made in england"..... :thumbup
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: darrsi on 30 November 2014, 10:25:50 am
I'll take a guess at 120kg - I reckon much higher would be pushing it for two "average" people to carry

I had to cart a 95kg package up three flights of stairs with the help of the delivery driver... damn thing almost killed us and I was certainly grateful for his help


It's a lot easier when they're alive!  ;)
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: noggythenog on 30 November 2014, 10:30:12 am





Can you turn it into a fancy post box for your house Red?........or maybe like a self locking store for the delivery men to put parcels in etc......door open and when they close it...it automatically locks.
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: darrsi on 30 November 2014, 10:36:23 am
What's the dimensions?
First impressions, judging by the heavy gear i lift at work, 180kg.
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Post by: noggythenog on 30 November 2014, 10:45:55 am
What's the dimensions?
First impressions, judging by the heavy gear i lift at work, 180kg.


Too bad Darrsi i've already guessed 180 & im pretty greedy........i might share the prize depending on what it is.


My theory was that it cant be 100kg or less because people can squat that and just pinch it.......albeit i wouldnt be escaping very quickly.......a tonne would become uneconomical............&'the physical size would need to be massive.......so as a compromise of all factors then i came up with 180kg..........50kg for each side section, 20kg each for the front back top and bottoms...........180kg. 8)
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Post by: darrsi on 30 November 2014, 10:52:59 am
What's the dimensions?
First impressions, judging by the heavy gear i lift at work, 180kg.


Too bad Darrsi i've already guessed 180 & im pretty greedy........i might share the prize depending on what it is.


My theory was that it cant be 100kg or less because people can squat that and just pinch it.......albeit i wouldnt be escaping very quickly.......a tonne would become uneconomical............&'the physical size would need to be massive.......so as a compromise of all factors then i came up with 180kg..........50kg for each side section, 20kg each for the front back top and bottoms...........180kg. 8)


It's meant to be a dead weight, so it would never be light, it wouldn't be designed for one person to just walk away with although some of the shit i lift at work wouldn't be far off it, we could still be completely way off though.
I'll raise you to 220kg.  ;)
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: noggythenog on 30 November 2014, 11:06:41 am





My mate used to claim that peoples bodies got heavier when they died......."yeh dead weight" he used to say :lol


That's why they're really difficult to carry. :groan


Maybe deadeye can shed some light on that :b
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Post by: Dead Eye on 30 November 2014, 11:07:44 am
What's the dimensions?
First impressions, judging by the heavy gear i lift at work, 180kg.


Too bad Darrsi i've already guessed 180 & im pretty greedy........i might share the prize depending on what it is.


My theory was that it cant be 100kg or less because people can squat that and just pinch it.......albeit i wouldnt be escaping very quickly.......a tonne would become uneconomical............&'the physical size would need to be massive.......so as a compromise of all factors then i came up with 180kg..........50kg for each side section, 20kg each for the front back top and bottoms...........180kg. 8)

I agree that people can squat 100kg (I can now) BUT the average joe who doesn't go to the gym probably can't... a few months ago, I would struggle to squat 60-70kg, same with deadlifts. I'm almost at the point that I can deadlift the weight of my car engine... not that I'd ever try to :\

So, by your same logic that's how I came up with 120kg - I almost went with 140 though :P
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Post by: darrsi on 30 November 2014, 11:13:46 am
Judging by the keyhole cover what are we looking at, 20 inches high?
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Post by: noggythenog on 30 November 2014, 11:22:36 am





Thats how i was trying to analyse it deadeye coz simillar to you i can squat circa 100kg for repetitions and im pretty average...likewise i dunno how much i could deadlift as im scared of 1RM and foccin up my back but i regularly do 4 sets of 8 at 100kg.so i dunno if i was wanting to lift something once and dump it on a truck then i reckon id manage the 140kg.......tricky one as it would be a front squat too.


So on that basis then the big boys could probably squat or deadlift a 180kg but the probability goes down as theres just less people capable of that.....so as a happy medium i see 180kg as a good weight........i think im trying to convince myself though  :)


I love how scientific Reds thread has got 8)




What is the prize by the way Red???
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Post by: J_Dub on 30 November 2014, 11:59:40 am
My guess, it's got a load of old paperwork in it and weighs 253Kg.
It would look good cleaned up and repainted.
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Post by: YamFazFan on 30 November 2014, 03:46:19 pm
I'm guessing 110kg & it contains a dazzling bicycle light ;).
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Post by: bri h on 30 November 2014, 04:26:44 pm
If you never had the key I would have told you that the serial number is on the back of the door.
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 01 December 2014, 06:07:42 pm
Sorry foccers for the lack of updates, had a few problems with wifi in the red household, all sorted now........safe measures...

            Height..........24in                    width..........18in                    depth..........18in



Some good weight guesses but could do with some content guesses.....will update later    :)
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: YamFazFan on 01 December 2014, 06:30:09 pm
Can we have a clue....have you booked a round-the-world cruise & put a deposit down on a luxury car today? :lol
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: noggythenog on 01 December 2014, 06:55:15 pm


What is in it..........my guess is.......Nothing.

why would someone sell a safe with something still in it if they had the key....doesn't make sense.

so the answer is....Nothing....or air.
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 01 December 2014, 07:05:28 pm
Ok...catch up time......I wish yamfazfan  :lol........noggy, your input on weight is very good, infact iam surprised how close you and a few others are getting.....no prizes for micks guess of 65 kgs   :rollin :rollin :rollin.......as you can guess I weighed it today but not going to tell as I think we can get a bit more mileage out of this thread so keep the guesses coming  :).....now where did I put that key  .......
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: darrsi on 01 December 2014, 07:17:42 pm
I was gonna say more, but, 194kg.
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: YamFazFan on 01 December 2014, 07:24:41 pm
[quote author=noggythenog link=topic=15397.msg175773#msg175773 date=1417460115
why would someone sell a safe with something still in it if they had the key....doesn't make sense.[/quote


....It would if it had an envelope inside which contained a piece of paper that was revealed to be a massive IOU debt :lol
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: noggythenog on 01 December 2014, 07:33:38 pm
[quote author=noggythenog link=topic=15397.msg175773#msg175773 date=1417460115
why would someone sell a safe with something still in it if they had the key....doesn't make sense.


....It would if it had an envelope inside which contained a piece of paper that was revealed to be a massive IOU debt :lol

yeh or the guy did a massive mr whippy inside it :lol


Listen to Darrsi with his...oh I was gonna say tactics.....not content with stealing my weight eh ;)

I think Red is trying to throw me off the scent a bit and fine tune my weight guess and because he has given clues now then technically everyone else who now guesses has now got an easier range to go with the foccers.

I stand by my original guessyology...............Live by the sword....die by the sword.......live by the weight....die by the weight.....quite fitting considering im a fat foccer :b
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 01 December 2014, 07:38:43 pm
Top man noggy....you stick with you first guess, iam thinking of changing mine   :lol
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: YamFazFan on 01 December 2014, 07:43:46 pm
[quote author=noggythenog link=topic=15397.msg175773#msg175773 date=1417460115
why would someone sell a safe with something still in it if they had the key....doesn't make sense.


....It would if it had an envelope inside which contained a piece of paper that was revealed to be a massive IOU debt :lol

yeh or the guy did a massive mr whippy inside it :lol


Listen to Darrsi with his...oh I was gonna say tactics.....not content with stealing my weight eh ;)

I think Red is trying to throw me off the scent a bit and fine tune my weight guess and because he has given clues now then technically everyone else who now guesses has now got an easier range to go with the foccers.

I stand by my original guessyology...............Live by the sword....die by the sword.......live by the weight....die by the weight.....quite fitting considering im a fat foccer :b



If your guess about the contents is correct,Red certainly wouldn't have been thrown off the scent!
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 01 December 2014, 08:21:30 pm
IN THE RED CORNER WEIGHING IN AT   ?????? LBS   :lol............moments before the big weigh in....     ;)
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: J_Dub on 01 December 2014, 08:44:00 pm
Smaller than I thought so 167kg.
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Post by: darrsi on 01 December 2014, 08:50:10 pm
No, i'm going back to my 220kg, that looks heavy!
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Post by: YamFazFan on 01 December 2014, 08:51:52 pm
My final guess is that it contains a briefcase with 2 housebricks inside it.(I love Fawlty Towers :lol).
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: Kosmic Kartman on 02 December 2014, 12:14:56 am
" Mmmmmmm.....65 kgs.....iam thinking 100's but I do have an unfair advantage     :lol    took two of us just to turn it on its side  :o "

Sounds like me an the Mrs in a threesome

Two people to put it on its side. I reckon going by the weight of the average contractors mower that I used to hoik on to my work bench being about 65kg I bet that's got to be about 220kg at least.
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: His Dudeness on 02 December 2014, 07:16:03 am
A Fazer is what 200kg? I'd say two people could just about move a fazer so I'd say 200kg plus the 2kg of rubbish in it so 202kg :lol
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: darrsi on 02 December 2014, 07:26:17 am
A Fazer is what 200kg? I'd say two people could just about move a fazer so I'd say 200kg plus the 2kg of rubbish in it so 202kg :lol


Probably his sandwiches and a bag of crisps in it.
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: His Dudeness on 02 December 2014, 07:28:37 am
A Fazer is what 200kg? I'd say two people could just about move a fazer so I'd say 200kg plus the 2kg of rubbish in it so 202kg :lol


Probably his sandwiches and a bag of crisps in it.

Best before 10/02/1935 :lol
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: darrsi on 02 December 2014, 11:40:47 am
Come on then, answer please? 
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: noggythenog on 02 December 2014, 07:14:12 pm





I cant weight any more :'(
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 02 December 2014, 07:20:21 pm
Ah yes.......how much does it weigh ?.....now let me see, I took it to work on monday to weigh it, I can remember weighing it , now let me think mmmmmmm............mmmmmmmmmmm.........I know it was very heavy......uummmmmmmmmm.........ooooooooo....what was it............. :lol
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: darrsi on 02 December 2014, 07:32:03 pm
I'm raising again........242kg.........final answer.
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 02 December 2014, 07:41:01 pm
Ah...thats better, things are a bit clearer now....I can remember enough to tell you , from a quick read of this thread, that 4 of you have guessed over the top.....so, the weight of the safe is.....


























oh, hold on a minute I think someones at the door..................................
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: noggythenog on 02 December 2014, 07:43:14 pm
 :evil :evil :evil




Oh you've totally freaked Darrsi out now & he's gone higher.




& can we trust that the scales were properly calibrated?






Come on!!!!!!!
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: darrsi on 02 December 2014, 07:49:31 pm
I guessed 4 times, are they all me?  :lol
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: YamFazFan on 02 December 2014, 07:53:35 pm
Ah...thats better, things are a bit clearer now....I can remember enough to tell you , from a quick read of this thread, that 4 of you have guessed over the top.....so, the weight of the safe is.....


























oh, hold on a minute I think someones at the door..................................



...It's probably somebody at the safe door desperately looking for the weight answer inside :lol
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: fazersharp on 02 December 2014, 08:02:56 pm
I COME ON HERE TO GET AWAY FROM FOCin X FACTOR and "going through to next week is" ---------------------------- 60 seconds of nothing
Enough all ready  its 195KG
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 02 December 2014, 08:43:07 pm
 :lol :lol :lol.....getting close foccers........you got to think...cunning.......I made my guess before I weighed it, ive transported it home on the back of my truck which has had allsorts in the back...scrap metal which I weighed in and a fair few motorbikes which we can all guess the weight of.....ive got to know how much ive got on the back by the way it drives....thats how I made my guess   ;)....I also have a great advantage of seeing and moving the thing myself......so....read back through the thread and see which cunning foccer has guessed closest to me whilst giving a poor excuse at how he came to his guess......you've been rumbled foccer... :lol..a very cunning foccer................the cunning foccer has guessed to within 8.5 kgs, hes closer than me to the true weight and I like to think my guess was a goodun   :)......clever, very clever    :lol
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: darrsi on 02 December 2014, 08:49:50 pm
171.5kg
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 02 December 2014, 08:54:25 pm
Nooooooooooooooo ....darrsi, darrsi, darrsi......you've been really good with your guesses and at one point I had you down as the man to win  :thumbup.......ive more or less given you the answer in my last post and you come back with 171.5   :rolleyes.......do you ride a blue bike ?    :lol
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: darrsi on 02 December 2014, 08:57:32 pm
"I'M ALL CONFUSED???"  :lol
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: darrsi on 02 December 2014, 09:02:51 pm
Must be Deadeye's guess, around 128.5 perchance?  :think
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 02 December 2014, 09:07:44 pm
Ok darrsi...your local to me so iam going to help you out abit, but dont tell any of the others, especially that welsh bloke who thinks hes a scot........my guess  was 200 kgs.....the "cunning foccer" gussed 2 kgs more, hes closer than me   ;)......remember dont tell anyone, you know what there like    :rolleyes
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 December 2014, 09:09:17 pm
210Kg?

and full of dusty old wages envelopes.
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: noggythenog on 02 December 2014, 09:13:01 pm
Final answer......205


It was the dude



Up yours bitches! :b
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: YamFazFan on 02 December 2014, 09:21:42 pm
So it was 210.5kg?
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 02 December 2014, 09:28:14 pm
Òooooooooooo...closest yet.....come on darrsi, you can do it   :lol
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 02 December 2014, 09:32:35 pm
So it was 210.5kg?




yessssssssss well done matey......225.5 less 15 kgs for the pallet.....yamfazfan wins what evers in the safe   ;).......darrsi, so close, so close...........
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 02 December 2014, 09:32:53 pm
(http://i1291.photobucket.com/albums/b550/nicknicklxs/c8ffce009179b5f4edc4ae236867300e2f352d8948593d01d95b96736c9129e5_zps12ee8808.jpg) (http://s1291.photobucket.com/user/nicknicklxs/media/c8ffce009179b5f4edc4ae236867300e2f352d8948593d01d95b96736c9129e5_zps12ee8808.jpg.html)
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: Exupnut on 02 December 2014, 09:37:22 pm
Let's hope it's not a smaller safe
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: noggythenog on 02 December 2014, 09:38:33 pm





It's a fix i Tell ye :grumble


Yamfazman....well done mate. :moon
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: darrsi on 02 December 2014, 09:38:52 pm
So it was in between my first 2 guesses, I can live with that.  :)
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: dazza on 02 December 2014, 09:42:31 pm
ANG ON A MINUTE , NOT SO QUICK, I ACTUALLY WON THIS. LOOK AT THE POST TIMES. 8)
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: YamFazFan on 02 December 2014, 09:44:55 pm
Yeah I was just following Reds cryptic clues connected dudeness guess.I was 110kg.
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: dazza on 02 December 2014, 09:46:06 pm
I know they're a cunt to get in to without the key. Forget your oxyacetylene as this one will be double skinned and filled in between with a material that makes it blow back.
A large disc cutter through the side or back will be it's weak point. :thumbup
 
Bikers ---------straight to the flames and grinders !!
He didn't say he hasn't got the key

That's right, he didn't have to, he said "what do you know about them" Anyway, even if he had the key, it's a lot more fun cutting your way into it. :D
I also know they are very heavy and that one probably weighs about 210.5 kgs. 8)
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 02 December 2014, 09:48:33 pm
 :lol nice try dazza  :lol
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: His Dudeness on 02 December 2014, 09:53:32 pm
Ok darrsi...your local to me so iam going to help you out abit, but dont tell any of the others, especially that welsh bloke who thinks hes a scot........my guess  was 200 kgs.....the "cunning foccer" gussed 2 kgs more, hes closer than me   ;)......remember dont tell anyone, you know what there like    :rolleyes

This cunning foccer only scanned through the thread and didn't read half of it including your guess :lol I based that 200kg on the weight of a Fazer (and since you're all mostly OAPs on here how much weight two OAPs could lift) :lol. So I now put forward that the kg is done away with and 1 FAzer be used as the new unit of weight.
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: dazza on 02 December 2014, 09:54:38 pm
I know it's just a bit of fun but I'm actually serious. I don't want what's in there (as it's bound to be shit) :lol  but look at the time yamfazfan posted and the time my post was last edited.......Just saying :D
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: Kosmic Kartman on 02 December 2014, 10:00:28 pm
I based my weight on a 65kg lawn mower and I was only 10.5kg out with my guess

If the mower had a bit more grass in the grass box I would have guessed 210.5 bang on  ;)
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: His Dudeness on 02 December 2014, 10:02:05 pm
I know it's just a bit of fun but I'm actually serious. I don't want what's in there (as it's bound to be shit) :lol  but look at the time yamfazfan posted and the time my post was last edited.......Just saying :D

Ah I know what you did. You used a Doc Brown style flux capacitor and bent a hole in the space time continuum thereby transporting yourself back to 9.18pm with the correct answer. You the edited you're original post in a last ditch attempt to claim the contents of the safe. And you would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: dazza on 02 December 2014, 10:04:38 pm
 :rollin :rollin Busted
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 02 December 2014, 10:05:23 pm
Ok...close run thing but you got to agree that editing your post was not the best way of doing things......just a bit of fun and you all did well....except that scots bloke who guessed 65 kgs    :rollin :rollin. :rollin
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 02 December 2014, 10:07:18 pm
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Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 02 December 2014, 10:09:45 pm
ok...moving on.....
..
IT FITS....THE KEY FITS......
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: His Dudeness on 02 December 2014, 10:11:47 pm
It's old sandwiches!
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: His Dudeness on 02 December 2014, 10:13:34 pm
I'm guessing ham and cheese on a brown bread
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: YamFazFan on 02 December 2014, 10:14:47 pm
Yep it was good fun that :).Congratulations dudeness. :thumbup
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: YamFazFan on 02 December 2014, 10:16:39 pm
I'm guessing it's a job lot of NOS Fazer 600 front sprocket nuts :lol
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: His Dudeness on 02 December 2014, 10:19:14 pm
Yep it was good fun that :).Congratulations dudeness. :thumbup

So it was ham and cheese?
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: YamFazFan on 02 December 2014, 10:21:26 pm
Yep it was good fun that :).Congratulations dudeness. :thumbup

So it was ham and cheese?

 :lol :lol
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: fazersharp on 02 December 2014, 10:23:46 pm
Dust --- just dust
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 02 December 2014, 10:28:24 pm
Oh no....this is bad, very bad.....noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo      :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: ChristoT on 02 December 2014, 10:40:22 pm
Oh no....this is bad, very bad.....noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo      :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Criminal evidence?

The clocks to my Fazer? (well, we never did find them!)
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: noggythenog on 02 December 2014, 10:40:42 pm
Oh no....this is bad, very bad.....noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo      :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(


Nawwwww........is Michael Jackson in there???.......like an evil genie.....dont let him out.
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: darrsi on 02 December 2014, 10:47:17 pm
Undo the 2 screws, the lock pops out, and yer in.  :lol
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: YamFazFan on 02 December 2014, 10:49:50 pm
Oh no....this is bad, very bad.....noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo      :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(


It was egg & cress then :eek,not ham & cheese.
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 02 December 2014, 10:58:24 pm
The key and lock works fine, the doors very heavy, ive only opened it a little and cant believe what iam seeing........this is awfull....no...its worse than that...iam going to have a lay down in a darkened room.....just cant believe what iam seeing.........iam sorry yamfazman.....sorry mate........
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: YamFazFan on 02 December 2014, 11:05:38 pm
Ah but I didn't win.His Dudeness won.You gave the answer away with your clues ;).It's not the dvd box set of Eldorado is it? :'(
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 02 December 2014, 11:17:03 pm
Its a whole lot worse than that,I am so sorry mate.....your the winner and iam not the sort of person to go back on my word....the contents are yours....iam so so sorry.......
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: Paradox on 02 December 2014, 11:34:41 pm
Yeah, some sort of security feature innit?
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: YamFazFan on 02 December 2014, 11:44:43 pm
Its a whole lot worse than that,I am so sorry mate.....your the winner and iam not the sort of person to go back on my word....the contents are yours....iam so so sorry.......


Worse than that?!!!...It's audience tickets for the next series of Big Brother isn't it :'( :'( :'(.I don't feel like a competition winner,i feel like one of those people whose lottery jackpot numbers come up the week they forgot to pay their £1 into the works syndicate :rolleyes.
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: fazersharp on 02 December 2014, 11:47:06 pm
Its a dead cat ---------- or even worse a live one
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: His Dudeness on 02 December 2014, 11:52:03 pm
You got it yamfazfan. Red98 has spoken :lol Congratulations it's a Neil Diamond LP

(http://wallpapers55.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Neil-Diamond-63.jpg)




Come on put us out of our misery ffs
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: Paradox on 03 December 2014, 12:21:52 am
It's another, slightly smaller safe.
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: HarryHornby on 03 December 2014, 09:37:24 am
I know I've come in a bit late on this but my guess is the safe weighs 210kg. And for what it's worth, my guess on the pallet is 15kg... how did I do?
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 03 December 2014, 10:32:28 am
Its a dead cat ---------- or even worse a live one

It's Schrodingers cat, so it is both dead and alive.
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: YamFazFan on 03 December 2014, 01:44:56 pm
Its a dead cat ---------- or even worse a live one

It's Schrodingers cat, so it is both dead and alive.


I had to google that :book...Phew it's complicated isn't it?!.Think I need a lie down now :rolleyes.
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 03 December 2014, 07:25:45 pm
ok foccers.....here it is..............its got YELLOW in it..........arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

told you it was bad........ :lol
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: BIG MAC on 03 December 2014, 07:28:19 pm
Looks like 'Fazer Urine Yellow' too
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 03 December 2014, 07:29:15 pm
Harry me old mate....thats spot on, fantastic guess, how did you do it....well done mate, pm me you addy and I'll send you your prize    :lol
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: His Dudeness on 04 December 2014, 12:01:03 am
Is it a big block of cheese?
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: bri h on 04 December 2014, 11:05:43 am
Just close it and throw away the key, we dont need any more yellow in the world. Just think superman and kryptonite Paul.
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 04 December 2014, 06:09:48 pm
When I pick it up and give it  shake I can hear something rattling around in there....... ;)
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: tex on 04 December 2014, 06:40:38 pm
I bet it's a old penny
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: slimwilly on 04 December 2014, 06:45:07 pm
A can of WD40
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: darrsi on 04 December 2014, 06:45:21 pm
When I pick it up and give it  shake I can hear something rattling around in there....... ;)


A rattle snake?  :b
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: slimwilly on 04 December 2014, 07:04:03 pm
A recording of your 1000 engine :lol
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 04 December 2014, 07:09:12 pm
You might be right there bill.....exup's rattling a bit       :\
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: YamFazFan on 04 December 2014, 07:46:23 pm
A weightlifting trophy?
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: HarryHornby on 05 December 2014, 08:24:17 am
It's not one of those shit yellow Fazers that's been in the crusher down the scrappy is it??
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: His Dudeness on 09 December 2014, 11:49:32 am
Are you going to make us bust in and open the safe ourselves? :lol
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 09 December 2014, 12:48:30 pm
Ah yes.....forgot about the safe   :o....day off today and the safe is at work, will try and get piccies tomorrow then work out a way olf getting the contents to yamfazfan      ;)
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: YamFazFan on 09 December 2014, 06:18:24 pm
Ah yes.....forgot about the safe   :o....day off today and the safe is at work, will try and get piccies tomorrow then work out a way olf getting the contents to yamfazfan      ;)

Father Christmas?.....oh maybe not,he only delivers things you really,really want...like socks...& slippers... :rolleyes.
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: noggythenog on 09 December 2014, 08:33:25 pm
Ah yes.....forgot about the safe   :o....day off today and the safe is at work, will try and get piccies tomorrow then work out a way olf getting the contents to yamfazfan      ;)

Father Christmas?.....oh maybe not,he only delivers things you really,really want...like socks...& slippers... :rolleyes.

I dunno about that likes...............perhaps I've been on the naughty list or something but I had to buy my own socks the other day....I was gutted....I got 20 foccin pairs outta sports world.

old socks don't go to waste though...oh no :rolleyes........stick a dog toy in them and tie up the end and woola.....the dog is chuffed :b
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: Robbie8666 on 10 December 2014, 04:22:04 pm

old socks don't go to waste though...oh no :rolleyes ........stick a dog toy in them and tie up the end and woola.....the dog is chuffed :b

 :) :) :)
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: noggythenog on 10 December 2014, 04:43:16 pm

old socks don't go to waste though...oh no :rolleyes ........stick a dog toy in them and tie up the end and woola.....the dog is chuffed :b

 :) :) :)


Try it Robbie...they go mad for it, but make sure you show them you putting it inside the sock for extra teasing appeal. :D
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: Oldgit on 11 December 2014, 09:18:38 am
it's a Safe bet something's in there  :pc
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: HarryHornby on 13 December 2014, 08:03:53 pm
What the FOC is in the FOCING safe???????
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: chris.biker on 13 December 2014, 10:47:00 pm
Could it be full of the famous central part of a packet of Polos

Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: ChristoT on 13 December 2014, 11:07:36 pm
Red98's memory, cos' he's forgotten about it?  :lol :lol
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: Oldgit on 17 December 2014, 03:42:24 pm
It's in a Safe place at least.
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: His Dudeness on 23 December 2014, 10:01:09 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g_GeQR8fJo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g_GeQR8fJo)
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: midden on 12 July 2015, 07:51:57 am
Any news on this safe and it's content ts?
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: Oldgit on 13 July 2015, 02:48:00 pm
Shergar.
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: lew600fazer on 13 July 2015, 03:17:43 pm
The results of the next Scottish referendum vote :)
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: Oldgit on 14 July 2015, 08:50:00 am
Lord Lucan.
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: Robbie8666 on 14 July 2015, 12:43:53 pm

old socks don't go to waste though...oh no :rolleyes ........stick a dog toy in them and tie up the end and woola.....the dog is chuffed :b

 :) :) :)


Try it Robbie...they go mad for it, but make sure you show them you putting it inside the sock for extra teasing appeal. :D

sorry missed your reply in December!! yeah I do I put tennis balls inside old socks so they can be thrown :), my dog will pull my socks off my feet when I sit down on the sofa, so the other week I put 2 pairs on, her face was a picture!!
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: maddog04 on 15 July 2015, 10:21:35 pm
have I missed something.......................WTF was in the safe?
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: darrsi on 16 July 2015, 01:13:35 am
If we don't hear any more from him i reckon he's locked himself in it out of curiosity!  :lol



Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: red98 on 16 July 2015, 06:42:39 am
ah yes.....the safe.....ive just found the key  :) .......now let me think,what did i do with the safe  :lol
Title: Re: safe experts
Post by: His Dudeness on 17 July 2015, 08:56:29 am
I'm starting to hope it's a boxing glove on the end of a coiled spring