Author Topic: safe experts (Read 18436 times)

His Dudeness · « **Reply #125 on:** 04 December 2014, 12:01:03 am »

Is it a big block of cheese?

bri h · « **Reply #126 on:** 04 December 2014, 11:05:43 am »

Just close it and throw away the key, we dont need any more yellow in the world. Just think superman and kryptonite Paul.

red98 · « **Reply #127 on:** 04 December 2014, 06:09:48 pm »

When I pick it up and give it shake I can hear something rattling around in there.......

tex · « **Reply #128 on:** 04 December 2014, 06:40:38 pm »

I bet it's a old penny

slimwilly · « **Reply #129 on:** 04 December 2014, 06:45:07 pm »

A can of WD40

darrsi · « **Reply #130 on:** 04 December 2014, 06:45:21 pm »

Quote from: red98 on 04 December 2014, 06:09:48 pm

When I pick it up and give it shake I can hear something rattling around in there.......

A rattle snake?

slimwilly · « **Reply #131 on:** 04 December 2014, 07:04:03 pm »

A recording of your 1000 engine

red98 · « **Reply #132 on:** 04 December 2014, 07:09:12 pm »

You might be right there bill.....exup's rattling a bit $:\$

YamFazFan · « **Reply #133 on:** 04 December 2014, 07:46:23 pm »

A weightlifting trophy?

HarryHornby · « **Reply #134 on:** 05 December 2014, 08:24:17 am »

It's not one of those shit yellow Fazers that's been in the crusher down the scrappy is it??

His Dudeness · « **Reply #135 on:** 09 December 2014, 11:49:32 am »

Are you going to make us bust in and open the safe ourselves?

red98 · « **Reply #136 on:** 09 December 2014, 12:48:30 pm »

Ah yes.....forgot about the safe

....day off today and the safe is at work, will try and get piccies tomorrow then work out a way olf getting the contents to yamfazfan

YamFazFan · « **Reply #137 on:** 09 December 2014, 06:18:24 pm »

Quote from: red98 on 09 December 2014, 12:48:30 pm

Ah yes.....forgot about the safe ....day off today and the safe is at work, will try and get piccies tomorrow then work out a way olf getting the contents to yamfazfan

Father Christmas?.....oh maybe not,he only delivers things you really,really want...like socks...& slippers...

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noggythenog · « **Reply #138 on:** 09 December 2014, 08:33:25 pm »

Quote from: YamFazFan on 09 December 2014, 06:18:24 pm

Quote from: red98 on 09 December 2014, 12:48:30 pm
Ah yes.....forgot about the safe ....day off today and the safe is at work, will try and get piccies tomorrow then work out a way olf getting the contents to yamfazfan

Father Christmas?.....oh maybe not,he only delivers things you really,really want...like socks...& slippers... .

I dunno about that likes...............perhaps I've been on the naughty list or something but I had to buy my own socks the other day....I was gutted....I got 20 foccin pairs outta sports world.

old socks don't go to waste though...oh no

........stick a dog toy in them and tie up the end and woola.....the dog is chuffed

Robbie8666 · « **Reply #139 on:** 10 December 2014, 04:22:04 pm »

Quote from: noggythenog on 09 December 2014, 08:33:25 pm

old socks don't go to waste though...oh no ........stick a dog toy in them and tie up the end and woola.....the dog is chuffed

noggythenog · « **Reply #140 on:** 10 December 2014, 04:43:16 pm »

Quote from: Robbie8666 on 10 December 2014, 04:22:04 pm

Quote from: noggythenog on 09 December 2014, 08:33:25 pm

old socks don't go to waste though...oh no ........stick a dog toy in them and tie up the end and woola.....the dog is chuffed

Try it Robbie...they go mad for it, but make sure you show them you putting it inside the sock for extra teasing appeal.

Oldgit · « **Reply #141 on:** 11 December 2014, 09:18:38 am »

it's a Safe bet something's in there

HarryHornby · « **Reply #142 on:** 13 December 2014, 08:03:53 pm »

What the FOC is in the FOCING safe???????

chris.biker · « **Reply #143 on:** 13 December 2014, 10:47:00 pm »

Could it be full of the famous central part of a packet of Polos

ChristoT · « **Reply #144 on:** 13 December 2014, 11:07:36 pm »

Red98's memory, cos' he's forgotten about it?

Oldgit · « **Reply #145 on:** 17 December 2014, 03:42:24 pm »

It's in a Safe place at least.

His Dudeness · « **Reply #146 on:** 23 December 2014, 10:01:09 am »

midden · « **Reply #147 on:** 12 July 2015, 07:51:57 am »

Any news on this safe and it's content ts?

Oldgit · « **Reply #148 on:** 13 July 2015, 02:48:00 pm »

Shergar.

lew600fazer · « **Reply #149 on:** 13 July 2015, 03:17:43 pm »

The results of the next Scottish referendum vote