safe experts

[darrsi]

I was gonna say more, but, 194kg.

[YamFazFan]

[quote author=noggythenog link=topic=15397.msg175773#msg175773 date=1417460115
why would someone sell a safe with something still in it if they had the key....doesn't make sense.[/quote


....It would if it had an envelope inside which contained a piece of paper that was revealed to be a massive IOU debt

[noggythenog]

[quote author=noggythenog link=topic=15397.msg175773#msg175773 date=1417460115
why would someone sell a safe with something still in it if they had the key....doesn't make sense.


....It would if it had an envelope inside which contained a piece of paper that was revealed to be a massive IOU debt

yeh or the guy did a massive mr whippy inside it


Listen to Darrsi with his...oh I was gonna say tactics.....not content with stealing my weight eh

I think Red is trying to throw me off the scent a bit and fine tune my weight guess and because he has given clues now then technically everyone else who now guesses has now got an easier range to go with the foccers.

I stand by my original guessyology...............Live by the sword....die by the sword.......live by the weight....die by the weight.....quite fitting considering im a fat foccer

[red98]

Top man noggy....you stick with you first guess, iam thinking of changing mine   

[YamFazFan]

[quote author=noggythenog link=topic=15397.msg175773#msg175773 date=1417460115
why would someone sell a safe with something still in it if they had the key....doesn't make sense.


....It would if it had an envelope inside which contained a piece of paper that was revealed to be a massive IOU debt

yeh or the guy did a massive mr whippy inside it


Listen to Darrsi with his...oh I was gonna say tactics.....not content with stealing my weight eh

I think Red is trying to throw me off the scent a bit and fine tune my weight guess and because he has given clues now then technically everyone else who now guesses has now got an easier range to go with the foccers.

I stand by my original guessyology...............Live by the sword....die by the sword.......live by the weight....die by the weight.....quite fitting considering im a fat foccer

If your guess about the contents is correct,Red certainly wouldn't have been thrown off the scent!

[red98]

IN THE RED CORNER WEIGHING IN AT   ?????? LBS   ............moments before the big weigh in....     

[J_Dub]

Smaller than I thought so 167kg.

[darrsi]

No, i'm going back to my 220kg, that looks heavy!

[YamFazFan]

My final guess is that it contains a briefcase with 2 housebricks inside it.(I love Fawlty Towers ).

[Kosmic Kartman]

" Mmmmmmm.....65 kgs.....iam thinking 100's but I do have an unfair advantage         took two of us just to turn it on its side  "

Sounds like me an the Mrs in a threesome

Two people to put it on its side. I reckon going by the weight of the average contractors mower that I used to hoik on to my work bench being about 65kg I bet that's got to be about 220kg at least.

[His Dudeness]

A Fazer is what 200kg? I'd say two people could just about move a fazer so I'd say 200kg plus the 2kg of rubbish in it so 202kg

[darrsi]

A Fazer is what 200kg? I'd say two people could just about move a fazer so I'd say 200kg plus the 2kg of rubbish in it so 202kg

Probably his sandwiches and a bag of crisps in it.

[His Dudeness]

A Fazer is what 200kg? I'd say two people could just about move a fazer so I'd say 200kg plus the 2kg of rubbish in it so 202kg

Probably his sandwiches and a bag of crisps in it.

Best before 10/02/1935

[darrsi]

Come on then, answer please? 

[noggythenog]

I cant weight any more

[red98]

Ah yes.......how much does it weigh ?.....now let me see, I took it to work on monday to weigh it, I can remember weighing it , now let me think mmmmmmm............mmmmmmmmmmm.........I know it was very heavy......uummmmmmmmmm.........ooooooooo....what was it.............

[darrsi]

I'm raising again........242kg.........final answer.

[red98]

Ah...thats better, things are a bit clearer now....I can remember enough to tell you , from a quick read of this thread, that 4 of you have guessed over the top.....so, the weight of the safe is.....


























oh, hold on a minute I think someones at the door..................................

[noggythenog]

 




Oh you've totally freaked Darrsi out now & he's gone higher.




& can we trust that the scales were properly calibrated?






Come on!!!!!!!

[darrsi]

I guessed 4 times, are they all me? 

[YamFazFan]

Ah...thats better, things are a bit clearer now....I can remember enough to tell you , from a quick read of this thread, that 4 of you have guessed over the top.....so, the weight of the safe is.....


























oh, hold on a minute I think someones at the door..................................

...It's probably somebody at the safe door desperately looking for the weight answer inside

[fazersharp]

I COME ON HERE TO GET AWAY FROM FOCin X FACTOR and "going through to next week is" ---------------------------- 60 seconds of nothing
Enough all ready  its 195KG

[red98]

  .....getting close foccers........you got to think...cunning.......I made my guess before I weighed it, ive transported it home on the back of my truck which has had allsorts in the back...scrap metal which I weighed in and a fair few motorbikes which we can all guess the weight of.....ive got to know how much ive got on the back by the way it drives....thats how I made my guess   ....I also have a great advantage of seeing and moving the thing myself......so....read back through the thread and see which cunning foccer has guessed closest to me whilst giving a poor excuse at how he came to his guess......you've been rumbled foccer... ..a very cunning foccer................the cunning foccer has guessed to within 8.5 kgs, hes closer than me to the true weight and I like to think my guess was a goodun   ......clever, very clever   

[darrsi]

171.5kg

[red98]

Nooooooooooooooo ....darrsi, darrsi, darrsi......you've been really good with your guesses and at one point I had you down as the man to win  .......ive more or less given you the answer in my last post and you come back with 171.5   .......do you ride a blue bike ?