I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread this morning, but actually it said, 'thick CUT'.
After overhearing 1 colleague refer to another as a "Cockwomble" (an insult I'd not heard in years!) got me thinking.. what's the best insult you ever heard, even if it was directed at you and you thought 'you know what, that's a good one I'll let you have that!'I like using the term Wazzock! as people know its an insult but its not strong enough for them to retaliate to!
I heard someone get called Thrush once, I asked why, it's because he was an annoying cunt
I was once mistaken for a totenham fan .