a couple of my worst (dad/kid jokes?):What do you call a Fish with no eyes? A Fsh
Right, you asked for it...Why did the elephant paint his bollocks red?To hide in a cherry treeHow did Tarzan die?Picking cherries.
Injury lawyers 4u are sh1t When my neighbour's 15 year old daughter cut herself climbing over my fence, they told me to take a photo of her gash. Guess who's in court tomorrow? Mary had a little dress Split right up the sides When she walked around the room The boys could see her thighs Mary had another dress Split right up the front She didn't wear it very often. Dear Deirdre, My boyfriend has told me the best cure for constipation is anal sex. I didn't believe him but after some persuasion,he talked me into it and I let him stick his big fat willy into my tiny little bumhole. He shagged me up the bum really hard then after a while, shot his muck,deep into my bowels. He's just rung me this morning saying he wants to try it again as he's still constipated. What should I do ?