Well, I took my dog to the vet and said, he's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?
So the vet picked him up, looked at his eyes and examined his teeth, then he says, I'm going to have to put him down.
What, I said, because he's cross-eyed?
No, because he's really heavy........
And then I went to the psychiatrist wearing just clingfilm for shorts, and the shrink said
I can see clearly you're nuts......
When I got home, I decided to clear out the attic with my wife's help
Dusty, filthy, cobwebby
But she's really good with the kids
Ha, didn't bring a coat!