24-04-14, 06:31 PM
About time we had one
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25-04-14, 10:44 PM
feck me - posted this on FB and got 6 likes in 10 seconds
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - strawberries in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming - WOO HOO! What a Ride!"
26-04-14, 01:46 PM
English Cow, Scottish horse and a Welsh sheep are in bed all tucked up tight.....looking at foc-u on their ipads. The cow shouts foccin mooooooooooooooove over........& pushes the horse. The horse says Neighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bother.......& pushes the sheep. The sheep falls out the bed & bashes its bonce off the floor. Ya foccin Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaastards!!!!!!!!it bleets!!!! Moral of the story is:-
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26-04-14, 02:40 PM
Oi Noggy ya Scottwelsh sheepshagging (apparent) racist Baaaaastard
You got summut against Goats, ain't they good enough for ya story? I don't wish to bleet on but you're well out of order mate. Goats have feeling too you know 
Women have chocolate men have bikes.....
including ones who like chocolate....
05-05-14, 08:55 PM
Good
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05-05-14, 08:56 PM
Baaaaaaaaaaad....
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05-05-14, 10:06 PM
The Deef's apprentice
05-05-14, 10:17 PM
05-05-14, 10:36 PM
I thought noggy paid cash fer iz boike. Seems like he woz tellin porkies.....
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05-05-14, 10:38 PM
Foc off
Im more of a Mountain Goat these days.
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05-05-14, 10:52 PM
Note the extra padded cushion for the goat...
:eek :eek ![[Image: HiCap21.jpg]](http://californiascooterco.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/HiCap21.jpg)
The Deef's apprentice
05-05-14, 10:54 PM
Has Noggy been drinking again? He's awfully quiet tonight!
The reason? ![[Image: AyXgZFRCEAAm_Oy.jpg]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/AyXgZFRCEAAm_Oy.jpg)
The Deef's apprentice
05-05-14, 10:58 PM
This field in Germany has SLOWLY been taken over by an infestation of Slowness.
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05-05-14, 11:01 PM
& it is no coincidence that exup started this thread.
Free advertising for his new autobiography.
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05-05-14, 11:09 PM
The guy on the right, who'd had "another idea" looks remarkably like ewe, Nog! :lol
The Deef's apprentice
05-05-14, 11:18 PM
Nah, my funbus is the back of the Peugeot with a dirt mac on the rear seat! :eek :eek
Tractors, sheep, Noggy... Is the local brothel having a clean out then? :lol :lol :lol
The Deef's apprentice
05-05-14, 11:21 PM
(05-05-14, 11:18 PM)ChristoT link Wrote: Nah, my funbus is the back of the Peugeot with a dirt mac on the rear seat! :eek :eek Leftover stock from Woolworths :lol
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06-05-14, 07:49 AM
[smg id=1915 type=full align=center caption="Youre Sick Bastard"]
10-07-14, 11:18 PM
My dog went to his career guidance people today and has decided that he'd like to be a wolf in sheeps clothing when he is older. He left the Argos cataloguei open with this picture circled......i think it's a hint for christmas. 
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