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Approaching the big 40 :(
#1
Not looking forward to it but I always new it was coming :'(
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#2
Had mine last December, I'm enjoying my sit-down wees.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines...
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#3
happened t me 18yrs ago mate!! :rolleyes ....cant remember being 40 now?
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#4
Yep, it's a scary thought; all your hair suddenly goes grey and falls out, you go instantly deaf and half blind, all your joints seize up overnight, you're memory vanishes and you can't stop dribbling...or maybe I should've stayed off those porn sites.

(Insert lots of "canned laughter" here...or not).
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#5
(14-09-13, 11:56 AM)nick crisp link Wrote: Yep, it's a scary thought; all your hair suddenly goes grey and falls out, you go instantly deaf and half blind, all your joints seize up overnight, you're memory vanishes and you can't stop dribbling...or maybe I should've stayed off those porn sites.

(Insert lots of "canned laughter" here...or not).
....you met paul then nick?...red98?....... Big Grin
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#6
(14-09-13, 11:41 AM)Fizzy Pies link Wrote: Not looking forward to it but I always new it was coming :'(


Don't forget to buy some nose & ear hair clippers!


More importantly, remember to look both ways before crossing a room  :lol

Those are my principles...if you don't like them I have others.
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#7
(14-09-13, 12:08 PM)CRH link Wrote: [quote author=nick crisp link=topic=9878.msg101312#msg101312 date=1379156189]
Yep, it's a scary thought; all your hair suddenly goes grey and falls out, you go instantly deaf and half blind, all your joints seize up overnight, you're memory vanishes and you can't stop dribbling...or maybe I should've stayed off those porn sites.

(Insert lots of "canned laughter" here...or not).
....you met paul then nick?...red98?....... Big Grin
[/quote]

Uncontrollable canned laughter!!  ( Wink )
So many possible replies - "not sure, guy I met couldn't remember his own name"; "yes, we converse regularly on "Buxom Babes" forum"; "Yes, I met him when researching a book about war experiences - Boer War"...oh, the list is endless...
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#8
(14-09-13, 12:21 PM)nick crisp link Wrote: [quote author=CRH link=topic=9878.msg101317#msg101317 date=1379156921]
[quote author=nick crisp link=topic=9878.msg101312#msg101312 date=1379156189]
Yep, it's a scary thought; all your hair suddenly goes grey and falls out, you go instantly deaf and half blind, all your joints seize up overnight, you're memory vanishes and you can't stop dribbling...or maybe I should've stayed off those porn sites.

(Insert lots of "canned laughter" here...or not).
....you met paul then nick?...red98?....... Big Grin
[/quote]

Uncontrollable canned laughter!!
So many possible replies - "not sure, guy I met couldn't remember his own name"; "yes, we converse regularly on "Buxom Babes" forum"; "Yes, I met him when researching a book about war experiences - Boer War"...oh, the list is endless...
[/quote].... :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin ....ps he frequents around pedigree sheep forums too"...so ade the blade informs me? :b ....think that too is age related?
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#9
(14-09-13, 12:28 PM)CRH link Wrote: [quote author=nick crisp link=topic=9878.msg101322#msg101322 date=1379157666]
[quote author=CRH link=topic=9878.msg101317#msg101317 date=1379156921]
[quote author=nick crisp link=topic=9878.msg101312#msg101312 date=1379156189]
Yep, it's a scary thought; all your hair suddenly goes grey and falls out, you go instantly deaf and half blind, all your joints seize up overnight, you're memory vanishes and you can't stop dribbling...or maybe I should've stayed off those porn sites.

(Insert lots of "canned laughter" here...or not).
....you met paul then nick?...red98?....... Big Grin
[/quote]

Uncontrollable canned laughter!!
So many possible replies - "not sure, guy I met couldn't remember his own name"; "yes, we converse regularly on "Buxom Babes" forum"; "Yes, I met him when researching a book about war experiences - Boer War"...oh, the list is endless...
[/quote].... :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin ....ps he frequents around pedigree sheep forums too"...so ade the blade informs me? :b ....think that too is age related?
[/quote]

Funny you should mention that - his favourite on "Buxom Babes" is called Dolly - I thought he was referring to a C&W singer...
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#10
(14-09-13, 12:33 PM)nick crisp link Wrote: [quote author=CRH link=topic=9878.msg101324#msg101324 date=1379158135]
[quote author=nick crisp link=topic=9878.msg101322#msg101322 date=1379157666]
[quote author=CRH link=topic=9878.msg101317#msg101317 date=1379156921]
[quote author=nick crisp link=topic=9878.msg101312#msg101312 date=1379156189]
Yep, it's a scary thought; all your hair suddenly goes grey and falls out, you go instantly deaf and half blind, all your joints seize up overnight, you're memory vanishes and you can't stop dribbling...or maybe I should've stayed off those porn sites.

(Insert lots of "canned laughter" here...or not).
....you met paul then nick?...red98?....... Big Grin
[/quote]

Uncontrollable canned laughter!!
So many possible replies - "not sure, guy I met couldn't remember his own name"; "yes, we converse regularly on "Buxom Babes" forum"; "Yes, I met him when researching a book about war experiences - Boer War"...oh, the list is endless...
[/quote].... :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin ....ps he frequents around pedigree sheep forums too"...so ade the blade informs me? :b ....think that too is age related?
[/quote]

Funny you should mention that - his favourite on "Buxom Babes" is called Dolly - I thought he was referring to a C&W singer...
[/quote...... :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol [/quote]
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#11
You and Exup are OFOFs! Old Farts On Fazers!  :lol

Enjoy it while it lasts!  Wink
The Deef's apprentice
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#12
(14-09-13, 01:19 PM)ChristoT link Wrote: You and Exup are OFOFs! Old Farts On Fazers!  :lol

Enjoy it while it lasts!  Wink
....Mmmmm?.......anybody want to buy a towbar?..... :rolleyes
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#13
(14-09-13, 01:19 PM)ChristoT link Wrote: You and Exup are OFOFs! Old Farts On Fazers!  :lol

Enjoy it while it lasts!  Wink

Note - "On Fazers"... :rollin
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#14
Mmmmmm......or some forks?
Just flapping about on this stagnant little pond on the outer rim of the internet.....yup....  :-))
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#15
(14-09-13, 01:32 PM)Exupnut link Wrote: Mmmmmm......or some forks?
....TRIPLE...Mmmmmmm..or even a ..FAZER!!! Wink
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#16
oiiiiiiiiii.you bunch of foccers........................i heard that......pardon  :lol 
One, is never going to be enough.....
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#17
(14-09-13, 01:53 PM)red98 link Wrote: oiiiiiiiiii.you bunch of foccers........................i heard that......pardon  :lol 
.....paul?.....who,s dolly???????????? :b
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#18
A typical roadsign in high wycombe
[Image: y4esy3y4.jpg]

In the fields near red's house
Just flapping about on this stagnant little pond on the outer rim of the internet.....yup....  :-))
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#19
(14-09-13, 02:13 PM)Exupnut link Wrote: A typical roadsign in high wycombe
[Image: y4esy3y4.jpg]

In the fields near red's house

:rollin
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#20
(14-09-13, 02:14 PM)nick crisp link Wrote: [quote author=Exupnut link=topic=9878.msg101353#msg101353 date=1379164414]
A typical roadsign in high wycombe
[Image: y4esy3y4.jpg]

In the fields near red's house

:rollin
[/quote].....cheers lads!! Big Grin .....paul you got sumat t tell us boyo?....
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