Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything

[Grahamm]

I saw this one on Facebook

I'm writing a book about all the things I should do in my life.

It's called an Oughtobiography!

[tommyardin]

Did someone mention tits a while back?

[BBROWN1664]

Did someone mention tits a while back?

You need to go to the Naughty Corner for that

https://foc-u.co.uk/index.php?board=9.0

[darrsi]

Khan just announced that the whole of Greater London will have to suffer ULEZ charges now.  :grumble
That should ruin a few businesses.  :\

[BBROWN1664]

Fortunately its only plans at the moment and as he wants to do it from next year, its unlikely unless he means the end of the year as the infrastructure wouldn't be in place that quickly to catch people.

While a lot of people might agree with him, this may be the straw that breaks the camels back for him.

[darrsi]

Fortunately its only plans at the moment and as he wants to do it from next year, its unlikely unless he means the end of the year as the infrastructure wouldn't be in place that quickly to catch people.

While a lot of people might agree with him, this may be the straw that breaks the camels back for him.

If he's still the mayor, it will happen. He'll do anything to claw money in for his TFL debts.

[Grahamm]

Diesel car pollution is significantly higher in London suburbs

"researchers modelled Breathe London data at 231 locations across London and found that NOx pollution from diesel vehicles is on average 23% higher at locations outside of London’s Ultra Low Emission Zone (ULEZ). "

[...]

"this pollution is already having an impact on the health of those living in the area; the proportion of young people aged between 10 – 18 requiring emergency admission for asthma is 57% higher in Brent than it is across England as a whole. "

[darrsi]

Diesel car pollution is significantly higher in London suburbs

"researchers modelled Breathe London data at 231 locations across London and found that NOx pollution from diesel vehicles is on average 23% higher at locations outside of London’s Ultra Low Emission Zone (ULEZ). "

[...]

"this pollution is already having an impact on the health of those living in the area; the proportion of young people aged between 10 – 18 requiring emergency admission for asthma is 57% higher in Brent than it is across England as a whole. "

You have more chance of emergency admission by hitting one of a million major potholes in Brent.
More chance of finding the Holy Grail than spotting the Brent Pothole Repair Team.

[darrsi]

Ugly boots but a clever idea I suppose.


https://www.roame.com/

[Grahamm]

Ugly boots but a clever idea I suppose.

I really hope this is an April Fool...!  :eek

[Captain Haddock]

I really hope this is an April Fool...!  :eek

No, comes with a wireless brake light butt plug if you order by 1st April.

[Grahamm]

No, comes with a wireless brake light butt plug if you order by 1st April.

If you think you're joking here, think again...!  :lol

[Grahamm]

Tell me you've not experienced this...!

[Grahamm]

It's really hot today, so I've taken off my clothes and opened all the windows.

I feel much better, but I'm not sure that everyone else on the bus is impressed...

[Grahamm]

In Star TrekL

WARP drive is used by the starships.

WEFT drive is used by the shuttles.

[Captain Haddock]

In Star TrekL

WARP drive is used by the starships.

WEFT drive is used by the shuttles.

Weave not heard that one, any more dodgy jokes looming?

[robbo]

[quote author=Grahamm link=topic=22082.msg330384#msg330384 date=1664649337]
In Star TrekL

WARP drive is used by the starships.

WEFT drive is used by the shuttles.

Weave not heard that one, any more dodgy jokes looming?

[/quote]Hopefully……not

[Grahamm]

:lol

[Grahamm]

For those of you with kids...

[Grahamm]

:evil