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stating the obvious
#1
At the end of the day it's twelve o'clock.
never look down on anyone unless you're helping them up.
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#2
But which end...?
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#3
You might be straight, gay or bisexual... but at the end of the day its night
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#4
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

- Groucho Marx
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#5
There's two days in your life that don't have 24hrs, when you're born and when you die.
never look down on anyone unless you're helping them up.
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#6
Today is the tomorrow, you thought about yesterday.
Whizz kid sitting pretty on his two wheeled stallion.
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#7
Have you noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.
never look down on anyone unless you're helping them up.
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#8
If tomorrow was today it would be yesterday!
The devil made me do it!
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#9
(23-01-21, 04:31 PM)coffee link Wrote: There's two days in your life that don't have 24hrs, when you're born and when you die.


What about the day when the clocks go forward, then it's only 23hrs  :lol
More people are born because of alcohol than will ever die from it.
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#10
Saying "Mucho" when your around Hispanic people really means a lot to them
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#11
A day without sunshine is like,you know,night.
never look down on anyone unless you're helping them up.
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#12
Tomorrow never comes

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#13
you'll have someone's eye out with that.

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#14
On the whole, Preparation H is a good product!
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#15
Life may be short but its the longest thing you will ever do.
I used to not give a foc, then I discovered Red Bull and now I don't give a flying foc !!!
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#16
People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician
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#17
:rollin :rollin :rollin
never look down on anyone unless you're helping them up.
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#18
To cut a long story short; once upon a time, they lived happily ever after!
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#19
No matter where you go, there you are.
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#20
Doesn't matter who you vote for - the government will get in  :lol :lol
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