Three word story

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Camouflage wearing twat

[Oldgit]

had borrowed them

[coffee]

to see if

[Oldgit]

they covered his

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  very large rifle

[Oldgit]

plus cannon balls

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in fanny batter

[Oldgit]

that jangled back

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and forth often

[Oldgit]

when pumping vigorously

[acid drop]

  in your dreams

[Oldgit]

with that big

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monstrous appendage dripping

[Oldgit]

sperm all over

[acid drop]

Diane Abbots head

[coffee]

but she enjoyed

[Oldgit]

being a porn

[acid drop]

  Kings dirty bitch

[Oldgit]

for it made

[acid drop]

  Ready supply of