Three word story

[coffee]

of brown stuff

[Oldgit]

which had been

[coffee]

used for staining

[acid drop]

  Boris's coffee table

[Oldgit]

a lovely shade

[acid drop]

  Of anal beige

[Oldgit]

with flecks of

[acid drop]

ginger biscuit crumbs

[Oldgit]

and diced carrot

[acid drop]

Mixed together with

[coffee]

even more dangleberries

[BBROWN1664]

that had fallen

[acid drop]

from Boris Johnsons

[Oldgit]

best friends privates

[acid drop]

When he shook

[Oldgit]

off his crusty

[acid drop]

old pair of

[Oldgit]

skiddies that had

[acid drop]

  Seen better days

[Oldgit]

the ex MOD