Three word story

[Oldgit]

the tight ring

[b1k3rdude]

stay a lert...

Ive always been a bit of a lert so whats new..

[acid drop]

  Whats a 'Lert' ?

[b1k3rdude]

Its a piss take on the asinine advice from the government we got a while while back "stay alert, control the virus, save lives".  Basically how the actual fuck will staying alert stop you from contracting a virus that can live on multiple surfaces for long periods of time.

"Whoah, I see you there covid-19, Im a-lert, so don't come near me suka"

[Oldgit]

for buzzing things

[coffee]

and massive dildos'

[Oldgit]

being poffered to

[acid drop]

  All and sundry

[coffee]

ending up with

[Oldgit]

one great big

[acid drop]

orgy of depravity

[coffee]

sinking to the

[Oldgit]

Epstein standard of

[coffee]

debauchery and depravity

[Oldgit]

including under age

[acid drop]

  Girls and Prince

[coffee]

types who love

[Oldgit]

romping for hours

[BBROWN1664]

denying they sweat

[coffee]

and stinking of