Three word story

[acid drop]

  was the dogs

[coffee]

but in reality

[Oldgit]

was a slapper

[acid drop]

and took it................

[coffee]

up the arse

[Oldgit]

frequently to satisfy

[acid drop]

The new member

[coffee]

who only enrolled

[acid drop]

To be shagged.........

[Oldgit]

as often  as

[acid drop]

  Every half hour

[coffee]

up both holes

[Oldgit]

simultaneously, whilst dogging

[acid drop]

In the reliant.....

[Oldgit]

robin with Rodney

[coffee]

keeping a lookout

[acid drop]

for trigger and...........

[Oldgit]

with the silver

[acid drop]

road sweeping broom

[coffee]

that Boycie sold