Three word story

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countless time before

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enjoyed Jolly Rogering

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of ones' twat

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hired out to

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anyone with the

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Inclination to perform

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in front of

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all the Foccers

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who were wanking

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on the planking

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but watch those

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deodorant cans that

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that can slip.............

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down the crack

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and up the.............

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tunnel and onto

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more luscious things

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which will give

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everybody extreme pleasure

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ogling from the