People who foc about at petrol stations, go's like this. - Pulls up - gets out -realises its a pay at pump
- Go's back in car and focs about ln handbag/glovebox to get card.
- Back to pump card in number in - waits for machine - remove card
- Then gos to get some plastic gloves
- Only then do they remove filler cap
- Fills up with enough fuel to fly the Atlantic
- Waits for the receipt
- Cap back on and walks to bin with gloves and returns gloves still on carrying some tissue.
- Cleans nothing and finally cap on gloves and tissue in bin and gets in car
- Faffs about in handbag/glove box putting card away
- Do they pull off -- like foc do they
- Proceeds to attach sat nav to window and type in their destination
- Adjust mirror - flick hair 10 times and finally go.
I - at last take my turn bang in £5 and I am gone, overtake them 1/2 mile down the road - still flicking hair and focing with sat nav.
I don't do rain or threat there of. dry rider only with no shame.
(17-08-19, 11:25 AM)VNA link Wrote: £5? What? Splash and dash.
I don't do rain or threat there of. dry rider only with no shame.
(17-08-19, 11:59 AM)fazersharp link Wrote: [quote author=VNA link=topic=17546.msg301765#msg301765 date=1566037518]
£5? What? Splash and dash.
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"splash and dash"? it used to be called being a tight arse. :lol
never look down on anyone unless you're helping them up.
Last time i put £5 of fuel in was in the 90's in a 125 :lol
More people are born because of alcohol than will ever die from it.
I put a fiver in the other day. It's going in for service & MOT on Monday and I didn't want to weigh the tank down too much :think
17-08-19, 11:02 PM
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(05-08-19, 12:15 AM)mtread link Wrote:
Geordie - Alan Partridge got it right - 'it's just noise' Apparently he's just had a 6 month driving ban reduced to 2 months because it would interfere with production for his new show.
Shame they didn't impose a lifetime ban. His Partridge character is one of the most unfunny, boring creations I've ever had the displeasure of viewing :z
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/08...character/
FFS!! talk about one rule for them and one for us. :wall imagine the response if you told the beak you'd just started a job after being out of work for a while and your new employers wouldn't be to happy about it,after he'd stopped laughing he'd probably do you for contempt. :finger
never look down on anyone unless you're helping them up.
You would put the car on a trailer and film him, rather than him being filmed talking/acting and driving, which is not much different to being on a mobile.
A lot of these judges get totally suckered in by defence liars. :rolleyes
More people are born because of alcohol than will ever die from it.
As Partridge would say 'Back of the net' ?
(18-08-19, 10:41 AM)mtread link Wrote: As Partridge would say 'Back of the net' ?
"result"
never look down on anyone unless you're helping them up.
Quote:His Partridge character is one of the most unfunny, boring creations I've ever had the displeasure of viewing [img alt=:z]http://foc-u.co.uk/Smileys/efocicon/z.gif[/img]
Foc me, one of the best English comedy characters ever. Superb.
Quote:Coogan was caught driving his Porsche at 36mph in a 30mph zone, which merits a three-point penalty. He already had nine points from previous motoring offences and faced an automatic six-month ban under the ‘totting-up’ procedure.
Whoops. He needs to be more careful.
(18-08-19, 11:21 AM)VNA link Wrote: Foc me, one of the best English comedy characters ever. Superb.
Compared with Mrs Brown/Mrs Brown's Boys agreed.
(17-08-19, 04:12 PM)coffee link Wrote: [quote author=fazersharp link=topic=17546.msg301766#msg301766 date=1566039572]
[quote author=VNA link=topic=17546.msg301765#msg301765 date=1566037518]
£5? What? Splash and dash.
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"splash and dash"? it used to be called being a tight arse. :lol
[/quote]Remember - I don't commute on it and sometimes it can be up to 5 weeks in-between rides so I like to keep the petrol fresh and only fill up with roughly what I need for the blat I am about to do, £5 will cover 50 miles thereabouts. Otherwise a with a full tank the last bit of petrol could be 2 or 3 months old. And besides a full tank of petrol weighs about the same as me.
I don't do rain or threat there of. dry rider only with no shame.
Doctors' and Dentists' jumped up receptionists who think they're nurses "Oh! doctors' very busy but I'LL see what I can do,you really should make an appointment earlier" Sorry,next time I'll try and book when I'm going to be fucking ill you TWAT" :finger
never look down on anyone unless you're helping them up.
How come hot sunny weather normally is regarded as global warming - death - disaster UNLESS it comes on a bank holiday in which case its "glorious" "beautiful" "warm and sunny for many" - "just in time for the weekend". ."Five million drivers hit the roads for holidays and day trips as the weather brightens up"Not one negative remark - even the global warming fans have gone to the beach
I don't do rain or threat there of. dry rider only with no shame.
Nae bank holiday up here.Way too warm though, silly warm again. Murder.
The joys of global warming.
(24-08-19, 10:08 PM)VNA link Wrote: Nae bank holiday up here.Way too warm though, silly warm again. Murder.
The joys of A NORMAL UK SUMMER.
Fixed that for you
I don't do rain or threat there of. dry rider only with no shame.
Nothing normal about this summer's weather.
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