Three word story

[Oldgit]

as they had

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a special offer.......

[coffee]

for pissheads to

[Oldgit]

to buy tasteless

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piss called beer

[coffee]

and then wretch

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Till their guts..................

[Oldgit]

ached as badly

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As losing three..............

[coffee]

teeth without cocaine

[Robbie8666]

or any other

[Oldgit]

Anaesthetic, but brandy

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Makes you randy.............

[coffee]

but brewers droop

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Makes you stoop

[Oldgit]

and Buckfast makes

[coffee]

you horny as

[Oldgit]

a goat on

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top grade viagra

[tommyardin]

From boots chemists