Three word story

[acid drop]

they came for.........

[Oldgit]

pigs trotters and

[acid drop]

dogs bollocks on........

[coffee]

toast,but suddenly

[DaveFX8]

From behind the

[coffee]

sofa,the dog

[tommyardin]

Performed six handstands (Pawstands)

[acid drop]

and  backflipped twice

[BBROWN1664]

before shitting on

[Oldgit]

the coffee table

[acid drop]

and pissing in.....

[robbo]

before licking out

[acid drop]

Mrs Mays teapot

[Oldgit]

and chugging off

[acid drop]

To the pub

[coffee]

to drink about

[Oldgit]

47 cans of

[acid drop]

John Smiths Bitter

[BBROWN1664]

or similar piss

[tommyardin]

or similar piss

Bought in sixpacks