Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS!

[Frosties]

And mouth gags - you never know with Sheep :lol

[Dudeofrude]

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[nick crisp]

Foccin hell. Can we go back to Brexit and war?  :lol

[midden]

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..... and goats  :eek
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[mtread]

I thought this thread was meant to be about goats. Have I been missing the point?

[coffee]

Naaaaaa

[Fazerider]

Mtread, meet Goatee McGoatface.  :lol

[Dudeofrude]

Foccing skanking petrol stations that charge you for air! I've been away for 3 weeks so the bike hasn't been ridden for around 1 month. Got her out yesterday, checked the pressures (which were both a little low) so thought I'd nip to a petrol station on the way to work and top them up. Get there and the cheeky bastards not only charge for air.... they want £1!!! One foccing pound for free air!
Out of principle i refused to do it. Couldn't believe the cheek of it

[Freck]

Foccing skanking petrol stations that charge you for air! I've been away for 3 weeks so the bike hasn't been ridden for around 1 month. Got her out yesterday, checked the pressures (which were both a little low) so thought I'd nip to a petrol station on the way to work and top them up. Get there and the cheeky bastards not only charge for air.... they want £1!!! One foccing pound for free air!
Out of principle i refused to do it. Couldn't believe the cheek of it

The petrol station down the road from me was recently refurbished and they’ve got a new air machine. It’s gone up from 20p to 50p. I thought that was daylight robbery but a pound!  :eek

[steve 10562cc]

Some joker made a fair few pounds out of selling jars of fresh sea air to tourists in the south west a few years ago. There's one born every minute.

[coffee]

I bought some of that air and also some sand off an arab to go with my checkered paint and spirit level bubble collection. mokin

[Frosties]

I bought some of that air and also some sand off an arab to go with my checkered paint and spirit level bubble collection. mokin

I bought some of those bubbles and was robbed - feck all in the box when I opened it.

[steve 10562cc]

Frosties your mistake was you opened the jar and it escaped so they could rebottle directly :eek and sell it again to grockles and emmets not daft these west country boys  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol 

[Robbie8666]

:agree

:lol :lol :lol :lol

[Anquetil]

Inconsiderate parking ! I couldn't go out on the Fazer yesterday due to this, as my bikes are kept at the rear of the house and I couldn't get past the car. It's not the first time this has happened but the people involved are not the sorts that you can have a polite conversation with. Unless you have the backing of a biker gang !  To make matters worse, they have done the same thing today.

[BBROWN1664]

You can call the police for that. Blocking you out is legal, but blocking you in is not.

[Anquetil]

Cheers BBROWN1664. I have just attempted to speak to the driver. He is from Moldova, hardly speaks a word of English. He's moved the car now, but only because he was going somewhere. Regarding the Police : Last year we had a group from Mozambique arrive opposite us. Within a week they had got hold of a car. The following morning I heard a bump, looked out of the window and one of the group had reversed this car into a neighbour's vehicle. He had bounced off it and was now heading towards another car. I went out, opened his door and stopped him. He couldn't speak any English so a neighbour  rang the Police. They gave us an incident number but would not come out. In the meantime he had rung his mates to come round. One of them spoke a bit of English and was laughing and told me that his friend didn't know how to drive. I rang the Police myself and told them this and said that he was a danger to himself and others. All I got was an incident number and a refusal to come out.In the weeks following, he scraped many cars in the street as he couldn't even steer the vehicle. Thank goodness he and his group have pissed off somewhere else. Funnily enough the bloody Moldovans have moved into the house they were living in.

[YamFazFan]

One of them spoke a bit of English and was laughing and told me that his friend didn't know how to drive.

Hilarious isn't it :rolleyes

[Anquetil]

It makes you wonder how many others are driving with no licence and no knowledge of how to drive.

[Flooky]

Bloody hell !  the way to get the police out is say hes hit your car and your going to kill him...they come then.