(09-03-17, 04:20 PM)Dudeofrude link Wrote: [quote author=Fazer99 link=topic=17546.msg254938#msg254938 date=1489063823]
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on about roads there is one by me that has had potholes for 12 months, prince Charles visited last week, guess what it,s done.
Next time you see Prince Charles could you please send him my way as the road I have to travel up and down everyday is getting that bad I should either be riding an off road bike or driving a monster truck. The road is steep, bendy and FOCCING full of pot holes deep enough to hide a body. I have complained so many times and when they do decide to do something all they do is shove a load of shit in some of the holes which lasts about 5 FOCCING minuets, I keep telling them that the road needs re-serficing not FOCCING bodging. Surley it costs more to keep going out and bodging a job rather than doing the job correctly in the first place.
SORRY I'M USING FOCCING LOGIC :lol
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Oddly enough I've tried the logical approach with our council. Doesn't work here either.
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I just hope that this increase in road tax is actually going to go towards fixing the poor state of the roads.
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Remember it's not 'road tax' anymore, it's 'vehicle excise duty'. Doesn't have to go towards roads at all. It's has to go to all the fairies as compensation for our vehicles dirty emissions ??
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Doesn't matter what they call it as they would spend it on what the FOC they wanted any way. Who needs safe un pot holed roads any way, lets spend the extra money on a statue of a flower made from the most expensive material we can find and while we are at it lets add lighting to it and cost the tax payers even more money and to stop them complaining we'll call it a rememberance day memorial so it will make them feel really shit if they do complain :thumbup :wall :finger :2guns :wall
RIP my beautiful red beast 1999 to 2017 ???
(09-03-17, 01:04 PM)slappy link Wrote: [quote author=tommyardin link=topic=17546.msg254926#msg254926 date=1489054938]
Seems fair if Prince Charles is coming :eek
Wot gets my goat is grumpy ole foccers that think it's unreasonable to have pot holes repaired when the future King of the United Kingdom is coming to bestow his Magnificence upon you lowly peasants in your humble towns and insignificant villages with their grotty little bumpy roads. :rollin :rollin :rollin
:grumble :pokefun Load of whingers
When us peasants revolt we will use the guillotined heads of the sponging inbred "royals" and their lackeys to fill in the potholes, its about all they are useful for. :evil
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Ahhhh! I love it. :rolleyes
Every foccing review you read about anything, some idiot says 'it does exactly what it says on the tin' Stop it! You your bloody imagination and say something original. Please.
(15-03-17, 10:51 PM)vinnyb link Wrote: Every foccing review you read about anything, some idiot says 'it does exactly what it says on the tin' Stop it! You your bloody imagination and say something original. Please.
It is just like the twats that always say 'At the end of the day' after just about everything they say.
16-03-17, 08:06 AM
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But at the end of the day Ronseal DOES do exactly what it says on the tin......
And people who precede each sentence with "So".
Malc
Old enough to know better.
(16-03-17, 08:06 AM)Dudeofrude link Wrote: But at the end of the day Ronseal DOES do exactly what it says on the tin......
AHH[/size]H[/size] HHHH! Phew! that feels better[size=xx-large]
That line in the film where someone comforts someone else by saying "Everything's going to be OK."
Which film? Every damn one of them so far as I can tell.
Filthy horrid people who don't cover their mouth when sneezing ? Just like the twat who just as I was walking towards/past in town the other day sneezed right in front of me at head height without covering his germs spraying into my face and atmosphere meaning I've now got man flu and spent 24 hrs in bed coughing and spluttering feeling like crap ?.
in what universe do these people think I want to breathe their bacteria
16-03-17, 06:11 PM
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To be honest, pretty much most things nowadays.
(16-03-17, 06:11 PM)vinnyb link Wrote: To be honest, pretty much most things nowadays. No, no, no......the word is everything. ........Foccers! :rolleyes
Well... yeah but I didn't want to come across as too much of a miserable old git 
Its so like ,everything, at the end of the day :eek
just had a run in with a prick in a landrover. Id called at the vet for some antibiotics for my cat on the way home from work, parked the bike on a sidestreet. When I came out a 66 plate landrover evoque was sitting by the side of the bike blocking it in, driver still sat in it. Conversation went something like this:
Him - Are you going?
Me - Once ive got my gear on, yeah.
Him - Good, I want that parking space
Me - Well, let me get my helmet on and move your car so I can get out, and you can have it (puts helmet on)
Him - You shouldnt be parked there anyway
Me - Sorry?
Him - You shouldnt be parked there, its a car space
Me - No, its a parking space. Ive as much right to it as anyone
Him - You should have parked on the pavement and left space for a car
Me - Id get a ticket for that (takes helmet off and sits it on the tank)
Him - I thought you said you were going
Me - I was, now Im not. Fuck off and park somewhere else
Him - No need to be like that
Me - Theres every fucking need to be like that, you self entitled prick. Im going nowhere
and with that he drove off as fast as his chelsea tractor would let him, beeping his horn. Twat.
Everyone has to believe in something. I believe Ill have another beer
(17-03-17, 06:06 PM)iamthearrison link Wrote: just had a run in with a prick in a landrover. Id called at the vet for some antibiotics for my cat on the way home from work, parked the bike on a sidestreet. When I came out a 66 plate landrover evoque was sitting by the side of the bike blocking it in, driver still sat in it. Conversation went something like this:
Him - Are you going?
Me - Once ive got my gear on, yeah.
Him - Good, I want that parking space
Me - Well, let me get my helmet on and move your car so I can get out, and you can have it (puts helmet on)
Him - You shouldnt be parked there anyway
Me - Sorry?
Him - You shouldnt be parked there, its a car space
Me - No, its a parking space. Ive as much right to it as anyone
Him - You should have parked on the pavement and left space for a car
Me - Id get a ticket for that (takes helmet off and sits it on the tank)
Him - I thought you said you were going
Me - I was, now Im not. Fuck off and park somewhere else
Him - No need to be like that
Me - Theres every fucking need to be like that, you self entitled prick. Im going nowhere
and with that he drove off as fast as his chelsea tractor would let him, beeping his horn. Twat.
??? 10 out of 10 for that one ???
RIP my beautiful red beast 1999 to 2017 ???
People (sorry it usually women) who get their trolley at the supermarket, then go through the door and STOP about 2 feet inside, while they check their handbag/shopping list/hair/shoes/all the pretty things which are displayed. Thus stopping anyone else from entering the store.
While we are on it, what happens to women when they go shopping, they turn from normal rational human beings (insert comment here) into a sort of zombie who wanders round with a vacant expression repeating the mantra "pretty things, pretty things, pretty things" occasionally abandoning their trolley in the middle of the aisle to go and stare at some shiny wrappings.
To give you an idea of what I'm on about, imagine a huge shop with beautiful naked women on every shelf, then get a load of blokes with trolleys and watch them walk about. Trolleys everywhere, blokes staring open mouthed, etc. Now just take notice the next time you go shopping and tell me if the women shopping haven't got the same expression as those blokes in the nuddy woman superstore.
And in addition, just Women, snakes with tits the lot of them. They're just not wired up right.
Oops, that'll upset a few people :eek Not saying you're wrong, just saying it'll upset a few people. But I don't like to get involved, so I'll mind my own business 
Billy-- Sounds like someone pissed you off big time?
Know what you mean but my Mums a woman!!
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