14-10-16, 07:17 PM
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Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS!
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15-10-16, 05:55 PM
Arse holes who race upto and across mini roundabouts, because they have no right hand entry to give way to, believing it their god given right. regardless of other users safety
Women have chocolate men have bikes.....
including ones who like chocolate.... 
16-10-16, 06:52 PM
When you are in the bath, taps running, then discover the plug was only half in, by which time most of the hot has gone down the drain and you end up rushing in about 6" of tepid water >:
16-10-16, 07:59 PM
Really really foccing stupid insurance quotes, searching around for insurance for Peugeot Boxer van got one for £27406.45, why do they even bother quoting?
16-10-16, 09:23 PM
Shops where the till is positioned so that you can't see the screen bit with the price to pay on it, and then they mumble the price so you have to ask again :rolleyes
17-10-16, 10:54 AM
daft emails
1st one.......email tarot card reading! WTF? ah....(I see your name at the bottom, I'll go and google you/your family name etc)... its coming through, You are a male....I think you live in the North and you enjoy running and have done some charity stuff? blah blah blah...... 2nd one.......own an acre of Mars for £9.99 who the foc owns Mars and if they ever do get to doing space flights, can you imagine the shit......excuse me but you're parked in my space, GET OFF MOI LAND!!!! Some people really are too gullible to be true, a fool and his money is easily parted :lol
fire never sleeps
17-10-16, 07:19 PM
Spent over an hour on the phone today sorting out my log in details for my J Lewis partnership card. over the weekend they have updated!!!! their website so you now have to re-register, thought I had it done but no, if you put the wrong username or password three times it locks your account so you have to phone up customer services to reset your account. All I got was a message saying "due to the high volume of calls all our agents are busy, we will connect you to the next available agent" After I eventually got through the young lady I spoke to put me on hold for another 5mins while she reset my account, if everybody has the same trouble as me it`s no wonder they are busy :wall
I bought a years subscription to something today that operates via Facebook.
I do NOT like Facebook, and that was before even using it. Now i fucking detest it. 
More people are born because of alcohol than will ever die from it.
17-10-16, 08:31 PM
(This post was last modified: 17-10-16, 08:32 PM by tommyardin.)
(17-10-16, 10:54 AM)maddog04 link Wrote: daft emails The word 'Gullible' officially no longer exists, July 2016 it was remove from both the Oxford English Dictionary and the Standardised English Dictionary.
17-10-16, 11:24 PM
17-10-16, 11:27 PM
[/quote] The word 'Gullible' officially no longer exists, July 2016 it was removed from both the Oxford English Dictionary and the Standardised English Dictionary. [/quote] Was it really? LOL 
18-10-16, 08:52 AM
He is persistent.
Re-advertised it again for the same figure. Maybe a few foccers could make him silly offers via email :rollin https://www.gumtree.com/p/yamaha-motorbi...1194186203
Another ex-Fazer rider that is a foccer again
18-10-16, 09:48 AM
(18-10-16, 08:52 AM)BBROWN1664 link Wrote: He is persistent. :wall he must be Fecking stupid. the more I view that piece of crap the more I see wrong with it. The bloody booster pack he is using would be worth more than the bike. It's such a shame to see a cracking bike in such a shit state. I would make a silly offer but I wouldn't want him to then have my email. The only way he stands any chance of getting that kind of dosh for it is to strip it and sell it for parts.
RIP my beautiful red beast 1999 to 2017 ???
18-10-16, 06:45 PM
18-10-16, 09:56 PM
(This post was last modified: 18-10-16, 10:07 PM by tommyardin.)
(18-10-16, 09:48 AM)Fazer99 link Wrote: [quote author=BBROWN1664 link=topic=17546.msg244009#msg244009 date=1476777123] the more I view that piece of crap the more I see wrong with it. I have to agree the the opinion above that is a £400 to £500er at the most and to be honest I would not even pay that for it, it was probably not to bad before he slung a cover over it and left it in his garden for a long period. I have to admit if I was trying to sell it I would have made some effort to make it look a bit better by cleaning it and making sure it was all together before taking pictures. Looking at the photographs posted with his advert the fork bottoms have alloy oxidization growing out of them as does most of the engine, I love the horticulture growing on the top of the rear tyre.I believe the term is a 'Piece of Shit' :nana [/quote]
19-10-16, 12:31 AM
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(18-10-16, 06:45 PM)Flooky link Wrote: [quote author=Billy Balthorpe link=topic=17546.msg243992#msg243992 date=1476743087] They're no fun are they! Actually mine haven't given me any problems for over 12 months, just 1 simple rule. [/quote] Tell me the rule ? [/quote] [size=1em]I have never suffered with Farmer Giles I am pleased to say, but, I know a few people that have and the general consensus is that they are very uncomfortable at best and bloody painful at worst. :'( [/size] Does it make bike riding hard when they are bad? I guess it must do :eek [size=1em]I have seen lots of posts on FOC-U where people put up [/size] :useless but please do refrain from posting any pics. Thanking you in advance as apposed to thanking you from BEHIND :rollin XX |
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