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X factor secret is out
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19-08-16, 12:02 PM
I'll be watching the X factor auditions this year for the fuckin idiot song
It's a right hand turn fuckin idiot It's a right hand turn you're a fuckin idiot just jumped a red light fuckin idiot
Women have chocolate men have bikes.....
including ones who like chocolate.... 
19-08-16, 02:26 PM
No secret that the X factor is shite and only watched by retards, as I keep reminding my wife, daughter and older granddaughters as I dissappear into the garage.
19-08-16, 04:49 PM
:rollin :finger :rollin
Women have chocolate men have bikes.....
including ones who like chocolate....
19-08-16, 07:26 PM
(This post was last modified: 19-08-16, 07:27 PM by Streetbudgie.)
(19-08-16, 12:02 PM)midden link Wrote: I'll be watching the X factor auditions this year for the fuckin idiot song You wrote the song, you perform it. You'll fit right in. I haven't watched X Factor since the first series when I worked out after the first show it is for children and morons . Enjoy the next series buddy. :lol
19-08-16, 07:48 PM
:'( :'( oh you're so hurtful :pokefun
Women have chocolate men have bikes.....
including ones who like chocolate....
 (19-08-16, 10:41 PM)taylor link Wrote: shit, :lol Didn't 'Britain's sweetheart' Cheryl Cole once beat up an elderly black lady who was working in a nightclub toilet? You can't win nowadays unless you've a good back story- my parents died of cancer last year my children are terminally ill and I used to be homeless type of thing . . . maybe I'm a tad cynical? Otherwise it's a GREAT SHOW 
Treat everything in life the way a dog would- if you can't eat it or foc it, forget it.
01-09-16, 09:55 AM
(31-08-16, 10:43 PM)celticdog link Wrote: :lol Didn't 'Britain's sweetheart' Cheryl Cole once beat up an elderly black lady who was working in a nightclub toilet? You can't win nowadays unless you've a good back story- my parents died of cancer last year my children are terminally ill and I used to be homeless type of thing . . . maybe I'm a tad cynical? Otherwise it's a GREAT SHOW You sir are an ideal candidate to get Nick Knowles and the DIY SOS team in to give you a new house!
01-09-16, 09:44 PM
(01-09-16, 09:55 AM)locksmith link Wrote: [quote author=celticdog link=topic=20838.msg240606#msg240606 date=1472679824] You sir are an ideal candidate to get Nick Knowles and the DIY SOS team in to give you a new house! [/quote] :lol I'm well up for that, as long as I don't have to poison the dog or summat for a back story, Nick Knowles- didn't he used to play snooker? :pokefun
Treat everything in life the way a dog would- if you can't eat it or foc it, forget it.
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