Height of Naff awards 2016

[Dave48]

Reading darssis post on "what have you done with your 600 Fazer today" concerning blacked out indicators on cars got me thinking  there must be plenty of really naff add-ons, accessories etc adorning cages.
My favourite for starters is the ever so desperately trying to spell a name/word by illegally positioning characters on registration plates. I know theres some really nice plates out there but some I see are really sad and to think people pay money for them! :lol
Im sure you fellow foccers can come up with plenty!

[darrsi]

Cars that have been lowered so much, or with low skirting, that they literally can't deal at all with any speed bumps.


And those dump valve gadgets, they're just proper tacky.

[YamFazFan]

Those really blingy looking wheel rim/trim spinners that keep rotating when the car has stopped :thumbdown

[Frosties]

The cars which bounce all over the place due to rock hard suspension - cos that makes them handle well doesn't it! :wall

[fazersharp]

Led daylight running lights on older cars that the owners has fitted, there is always a bulb out and the led strip is on the piss.

Black stuff on the bonnets of vw and transit vans I keep seeing all of a sudden and only on vans and its in a checker patten. Although its usually is a good warning sign that the driver is going to be driving like a twat.
That black strip that fits just on the front of a cars bonnet with little flip up flap things but again also a good twat driver warning 

[misterjayb1]

6"bore tail pipes.... Particularly when attached to 1litre Corsas  :rolleyes

[J_Dub]

Stretched tyres with stupid amounts of camber.

[celticdog]

Don't get me started! Those 2 parallel 'racing stripes' running from front to back across a car and all those car parts stickers they put on the back windscreen in an attempt to tell you how their car is considerably more faster than yours . . . I don't mind boy racers, but middle aged men should really know better.

[Bretty]

Cars driving with the fog lights on... when it isn't foggy?!
What is that all about? Hey everyone look at me, my car has fog lights!!?!

(and motorcyclist that ride with their headlights on full beam all the time also, that p*s me off)

If you want to see naff go to Ace Cafe on a Friday or Saturday night. You'll see it all. It's like a Fast and Furious parody without the chicks... or budget... or cool cars.

[unfazed]

Fellows driving with the music so loud, you can hear it before you hear the stupid 6 inch bore pipe, which just look like slurry tankers. :lol

[darrsi]

People who polish their car for hours to a mirror finish.
Got a fella at work who does this, obviously it's a black BMW.
Yeah it does look like it's just come out of a showroom, but you just know it's gonna shove it down with toxic rain within 3 days and spoil it all so why fecking bother?


Same as when you get groups of lads just standing around a car, staring at it.
3 hours later they're still there, just making sure they've blackened the tyre walls enough and that the wheels are still round.

[Skippernick]

People who polish their car for hours to a mirror finish.
Got a fella at work who does this, obviously it's a black BMW.
Yeah it does look like it's just come out of a showroom, but you just know it's gonna shove it down with toxic rain within 3 days and spoil it all so why fecking bother?


Same as when you get groups of lads just standing around a car, staring at it.
3 hours later they're still there, just making sure they've blackened the tyre walls enough and that the wheels are still round.

Naught wrong with polishing a car, leaves a protective layer so doesn't matter about the rain! :pokefun

[darrsi]

[quote author=darrsi link=topic=20914.msg240477#msg240477 date=1472536514]
People who polish their car for hours to a mirror finish.
Got a fella at work who does this, obviously it's a black BMW.
Yeah it does look like it's just come out of a showroom, but you just know it's gonna shove it down with toxic rain within 3 days and spoil it all so why fecking bother?


Same as when you get groups of lads just standing around a car, staring at it.
3 hours later they're still there, just making sure they've blackened the tyre walls enough and that the wheels are still round.

Naught wrong with polishing a car, leaves a protective layer so doesn't matter about the rain! :pokefun
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You're confessing aren't you  :lol

[pilninggas]

Height of Naff:

Any motorcycle with a cutdown numberplate or a small single line  - stuck in the 90s.
An LED indicator conversion without altering the circuit electronics so they flash far too fast.

[fazersharp]

Blue single bulb side lights, how do they get away with that.
People wearing a cap in the car when driving.

[darrsi]

Blue single bulb side lights, how do they get away with that.
People wearing a cap in the car when driving.

Or wearing a hoodie when driving, so when they turn their head they can't see feck all.

[BBROWN1664]

Those stupid tow straps hanging from the tow eyes on cars. Are they an admission that your car breaks down a lot (if they are on the front) or your driving is so bad you need to be dragged out of ditches regularly (on the back)?

Poorly positioned Satnavs. I appreciate people need to see them but when they have been stuck to the windscreen right in front of the driver, the driver cant see the feccin road anymore!!!

Also, daytime colour on Satnavs at night. Why? It is so bright, you get dazzled by the bloody thing when you overtake a car.

[mr self destruct]

Deliberately rusted up bodywork and a sticker saying 'Rust is not a crime'.


True, rust is not a crime. Rat Look is the crime, rust is the punishment.

[fazersharp]

Blacked out audi badge
whats the focing point of that

[misterjayb1]

Hacksawing off half the original rear mudguards on bikes...  :rolleyes