London has a new Mayor

[fazersharp]

[quote author=dazza link=topic=20037.msg231639#msg231639 date=1462777970]The other problem I have is that they wash there arses with their bare hand thus getting shit under their fingernails then serve the general public food.

I don't know why I read this thread and why I am responding to this... wait I know.. someone is WRONG ON THE INTERNET..


I am not a muslim, but I grew up in India where people wash rather than wipe. And then I moved to Ireland and got used to wiping. Believe me when I say this, washing is a million times cleaner than wiping. You wash with plenty of water (not scrape, so it doesn't go on under your nails), and then you wash your hand VERY WELL with soap. This way you will have clean arse and clean hand. Wiping is totally disgusting, and Indians visiting Europe who have no choice but to wipe, will immediately follow it with a full shower. just to fell clean. It's like showering - I don't think many would wipe themselves down and leave it at that.


Anyway, the only thing better than washing own arse is the japanese / TOTO washlets. I am going to get one of them installed when I can afford to build my own house.


alright then, back to the discussion...  :evil
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wet wipes

[dazza]

You are obviously not wiping your arse properly, try finishing it off with a wet wipe or better still bend over and shout loudly for your mum to come do it. :pokefun
Picture this, you work in a fast food outlet, you're busy and under pressure, you need a shit, you're in a rush, they've run out of soap I've no doubt that washing can be more effective, of course it is, we all know that but YOU NEED TO WASH YOUR HANDS THOROUGHLY and take your time and for focs sake use a flannel or some kind of barrier between your bare skin.
How do you explain shit on the milk bottle or shit in the ice at KFC.
Given the choice I would rather be served by someone who didn't use their bare hand leaving you hoping they had washed their hands properly. That's my choice and opinion based on personal experience and my biological intolerance to eating shit. :lol

[mtread]

Dazza, if you're eating in McDonalds or KFC you're obviously a risk taker

[positron]

+1. If you are eating at KFC you are other things to worry about.

[dazza]

The thing is.....If washing your hands is 100% effective......Why do my towels always get dirty ?  :lol

[fazersharp]

I have just googled the kfc story to find out more, firstly there does not seem to be any follow up to this as to how it happened - yes they need time to investigate but I would of thought that they have had long enough.
Secondly its funny how it was a kfc in Birmingham.
I think the real story is being covered up in the name of community cohesion. Im sure they will find out but then a statement will read something like inconclusive.       

[dazza]

I'm going to throw a dinner party and invite some local Muslims just to show there are no hard feelings.
The menu is as follows...

Appetizer
Bogey and saliva soup

Starter
Earwax served on a bed of Mediterranean salad

Main course
Roasted excrement with steamed vegetables and bile gravy

Dessert
Puke ice cream served with semen sauce

Selection of foot and helmet cheese on biscuits all washed down with a bottle of piss

You see I'm doing my bit to improve multicultural relations.

[Slaninar]

And you are 100% right, I am prejudice against anyone who uses their hand to wash their shitty arse then handles food, aren't you ? or do you like the taste of shit.
I am also prejudice against Anyone who murders, commits  atrocities or fails to condemn these acts all done in the name of a fictitious person who lives in the clouds. They not only deserve to be sectioned but also deserve my prejudice.
I am also prejudice against  priests who nonce young boys or girls and anyone who uses the cloak of religion to commit any crime against humanity.
It's a pity more people aren't "prejudice" then just maybe it wouldn't be so easy to hide behind the cloak of religion.
Just as a matter of interest, how many Muslims have you come into contact with ?
I was in McDonalds a few months back opposite High st Kensington when two Muslims burst in the door shouting and filming on their phone. They were shouting "Wash your arse, wash your arse, don't wipe it with toilet tissue people, wash your arse" You may think that's funny but everybody in there didn't, they were waiting for one of them to start shooting or blow themselves up.
Yes, it's fair to say I don't care too much for people who want to impose their backward way of life on us.

Oh, and have a read of this if you think my prejudice is unfounded..... http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q...1273,d.d24

I was raised to judge people by what they do. Not by their skin colour, nationality, religion, or even by what they are saying.


As far as killing goes, US & allies are the ones doing by far the most of the killing & bombing. And they are the ones imposing democracy and capitalist way of life to others.

[Red Ceri]

The thing is.....If washing your hands is 100% effective......Why do my towels always get dirty ?  :lol

Cos you're a dirty little Troll................................................. :rollin

[mtread]

Well done Wales. You have a new UKIP leader that will be paid £84k a year out of public money. This is the disgrace of a man found guilty of accepting bribes for asking questions in parliament. I hope he does well for you.

[taylor]

all of wales didn't vote him in , I didn't,  well done England for your new mayor of London,  o I forgot there are other parts over the bridge. apart from landan.

[slimwilly]

Fooking hell Dazza,, what you like,,,not shaking your hand again,,,oh and I must PM you,,,you know,,personel message,,nothing sexy

[caretaker]

all this talk of muslims, foreigners, food etc has driven me to get myself a lovely chicken madras from my local indian, so thanks for that

[dazza]

all this talk of muslims, foreigners, food etc has driven me to get myself a lovely chicken madras from my local indian, so thanks for that

:lol  Me too  :b

[noggythenog]

Nice little provocative post from you here Slim you must have been at a loose end.......well you are a Honda rider




I dont usually get involved but this post has hit a nerve.........foc all to do with the racial stuff though.....


I am a recent convert....


Convert to Bum Wipes!!!


I even consider taking my own pack into work but i'm not having my pikey colleagues swipe me wipes...no way!....."that you off downstairs wi yur wipes noggy?" .........."yeh it is, what's it to do wi you smeared arse?"


I used to have to shower before going to bed (as well as my earlier shower) before the mighty Bum Wipes came along but now i can get my fat head down secure in the knowledge that my arse is as clean as my teeth....




It was a revalation!!!! :b

[mtread]

All those previous forum threads are completely irrelevant. Those about whether fully is better than semi-synthetic. How Pilot Roads compare with Battleaxes. Tomtom vs Garmin. All are unimportant ............. compared with the best way to wipe your arse.


That's Foc-U !  :lol

[dazza]

Just don't dispose of them down the toilet or you'll get a blockage Mr Nogster  :moon

[slimwilly]

Dazza,, my friend ,,,, xxx  ,have you got a spare bed at yours?

[slimwilly]

oh ,, also I see Donald Trumpet says as the mayor of London will be allowed to enter America, lol

[fazersharp]

Just don't dispose of them down the toilet or you'll get a blockage Mr Nogster  :moon

The proper ones are designed to go down and break up like loo paper.
Reminds me of a mantra from boaty people in that the only things you flush are items that have first been through you.