This is shocking!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36088194
What's going to happen to my 'internet porn night'??? Tuesdays will never be the same.
Who'd have though it's a health hazard, surely it relieves stress, lowers blood pressure etc. :lol
Treat everything in life the way a dog would- if you can't eat it or foc it, forget it.
Nobody wants to reply incase they are found out for being Wankers!!!!
oh shit! :b
Easiest way to go fast........don't buy a blue bike
Considering several people die wanking every year porn must be good for a cardio vascular work out, well unless you have a weak heart
Complete fabrication, I didn't make it up!
I had to give up wanking due to passing out each time - apparently there isn't enough blood for both of us :'(
Those are my principles...if you don't like them I have others.
It'd only bad for your health if the misses catches you!!!!!!
I wanted to take an idea to dragons den for a foam attachment for laptop screen n base that would prevent smashing ya cock between them when you suddenly shut the lid to close a porn site!!!! Lol
This is from guys that say the last prophet was called Moroni :lol
My dog is wanking on a daily basis and its very strong and healthy bastid 
Having said that I remember an old motto saying:
Sun, air, onanism - get a healty organism!
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This is slowly turning into a thread about who i can trust on foc-u
The rest of them probably too busy banging one out to get involved :lol
Easiest way to go fast........don't buy a blue bike
(20-04-16, 07:57 AM)celticdog link Wrote: This is shocking!
Ah, more of the idiots who think that because *they* don't like something *we* shouldn't be allowed to see it...
Hazardous to your health? What a load of bollocks. I've been watching it since I was a kid and my right arm's like Hellboy's.
Broken, bruised, forgotten, sore,
too fucked up to care any more.
They do have a bit of a point, it is far to accessible to all (including children).
It was far more exciting when I was young and had to get my porn fix by finding porn mags in hedgerows!
Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys beer, and that helps!
(21-04-16, 06:43 AM)HarryHornby link Wrote: They do have a bit of a point, it is far to accessible to all (including children).
It was far more exciting when I was young and had to get my porn fix by finding porn mags in hedgerows!
. . . So that's where I left that copy of Fiesta all those years ago! :lol
Treat everything in life the way a dog would- if you can't eat it or foc it, forget it.
(21-04-16, 06:43 AM)HarryHornby link Wrote: They do have a bit of a point, it is far to accessible to all (including children).
It was far more exciting when I was young and had to get my porn fix by finding porn mags in hedgerows!
The thought of picking up a discarded jiz mag doesn't appeal...................
Complete fabrication, I didn't make it up!
no wacking one of for me after recent events, I have been cilalis on prescription, < Viagra> the only stiffy I am getting is a stiff back. :eek crack em of lads .
sent from my carafan in tenby, 
(21-04-16, 07:37 PM)taylor link Wrote: no wacking one of for me after recent events, I have been cilalis on prescription, < Viagra> the only stiffy I am getting is a stiff back. :eek crack em of lads .
We have a lad at work who's a little backward, someone sold him some him three viagra and the idiot took them all and went off for a crafty one, except of course his wood wouldn't go away, poor lad made it bleed before it finally wore off lol
Complete fabrication, I didn't make it up!
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