Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS!

[darrsi]

[quote author=darrsi link=topic=17546.msg227961#msg227961 date=1459340900]
Why can't workmen fill in all the damn potholes in a street while they've got the tarmac to hand, rather than just filling in the biggest ones?


And what the feck are they making roads with these days, is it some form of marmite and breadcrumb combo?
They just seem to be disintergrating really quickly.

Do you live near me? It's really shite the way they repair roads round here. They even stopped tarmacing in the middle of a rut because the depth was marginally less than the minimum. FFS, what do they think will happen next, the bleeding new tarmac will peel up because the jobs not finished properly.
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I took a different route home last night so had to keep my eyes peeled for potholes, but still ended up whacking one full on, but they look like they've been dug with a shovel these days rather than just slowly growing bigger.
I've never seen so many that are so bad before.
It's a proper nightmare when riding in the dark, especially if it's raining 'cos they just fill up with water and resemble a puddle.  :grumble

[Grayo]

And the further north you go, the worse they are.
Here's one that Hedgetrimmer rode into in Cumbria recently.

[slimwilly]

Cars on the side of a road with a notice in the window saying " FOR SALE" then about sixteen pages telling you how many miles to the gallon  and how carefully it has been driven, its had a new clutch,all new brakes, reconned engine, wheel bearings, new alternator, reconned starter , (foocked really)    and then at the bottom in small writing that you can NEVER see is the price,,,,,,how much,,umm I wonder ,,,,,,I am not stopping and going back,,fock um......fools

All they need is one piece of paper with £2,000  written on it in big writing,, fools the lot of em

[noggythenog]

Slim has started me off now.


Bike sellers that say that shit "runs like it should"...,,,coulda, woulda, shoulda, give a focca....does it run good or does it run shit, none o that slopey shouldered should shit.

[darrsi]

Slim has started me off now.


Bike sellers that say that shit "runs like it should"...,,,coulda, woulda, shoulda, give a focca....does it run good or does it run shit, none o that slopey shouldered should shit.

Problem with that is that my ideology of a bike running really well can be a million miles off someone elses beliefs.

[noggythenog]

[quote author=noggythenog link=topic=17546.msg228206#msg228206 date=1459540772]
Slim has started me off now.


Bike sellers that say that shit "runs like it should"...,,,coulda, woulda, shoulda, give a focca....does it run good or does it run shit, none o that slopey shouldered should shit.

Problem with that is that my ideology of a bike running really well can be a million miles off someone elses beliefs.
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But who's to say that their idea of how it should run is in fact the way it should run?....unless they are motorcycle clairvoyants :evil [size=78%] [/size]

[darrsi]

[quote author=darrsi link=topic=17546.msg228208#msg228208 date=1459542036]
[quote author=noggythenog link=topic=17546.msg228206#msg228206 date=1459540772]
Slim has started me off now.


Bike sellers that say that shit "runs like it should"...,,,coulda, woulda, shoulda, give a focca....does it run good or does it run shit, none o that slopey shouldered should shit.

Problem with that is that my ideology of a bike running really well can be a million miles off someone elses beliefs.
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But who's to say that their idea of how it should run is in fact the way it should run?....unless they are motorcycle clairvoyants :evil [size=78%] [/size]
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I think that's what i just said, but in a more understandable way?

[Skippernick]

Wanky rugby refs who spoil a game with crap decisions that i paid to see.
I am not bad loser, because my side suck, just like their main sponsor Dyson.

[unfazed]

crap decisions that i paid to see.

Why would you pay to see crap decisions  :lol

[noggythenog]

[quote author=noggythenog link=topic=17546.msg228210#msg228210 date=1459544512]
[quote author=darrsi link=topic=17546.msg228208#msg228208 date=1459542036]
[quote author=noggythenog link=topic=17546.msg228206#msg228206 date=1459540772]
Slim has started me off now.


Bike sellers that say that shit "runs like it should"...,,,coulda, woulda, shoulda, give a focca....does it run good or does it run shit, none o that slopey shouldered should shit.

Problem with that is that my ideology of a bike running really well can be a million miles off someone elses beliefs.
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But who's to say that their idea of how it should run is in fact the way it should run?....unless they are motorcycle clairvoyants :evil
[/quote]

I think that's what i just said, but in a more understandable way?
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Writed like you should

[HarryHornby]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, "Can I get a coffee?"


NO YOU CAN'T FUCKING GET A COFFEE, YOU CAN HAVE ONE AND THE PERSON BEHIND THE COUNTER WILL GET IT FOR YOU!!!!!!  FUCKING FUCKTARDS!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  :grumble :2guns

[celticdog]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, "Can I get a coffee?"


NO YOU CAN'T FUCKING [size=2em]GET[/size] A COFFEE, YOU CAN [size=2em]HAVE[/size] ONE AND THE PERSON BEHIND THE COUNTER WILL GET IT FOR YOU!!!!!!  FUCKING FUCKTARDS!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  :grumble :2guns

Don't get me started on coffee! Starbucks, I hate starbucks, I hate the way they ask you your name to write it on your cup, I hate their overpriced flapjacks, I hate their corporate log, I hate the fact that they're everywhere, I hate the tall, grande , venti sizes, its small, medium and large, when the fcuk did tall ever mean 'small'. I hate starbucks, tax dodging cnuts!

[darrsi]

And the further north you go, the worse they are.
Here's one that Hedgetrimmer rode into in Cumbria recently.

Funny how all of these roads look in better shape than where i live in NW London.  :look


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel...ealed.html

[taylor]

rugby players throwing there toys out of the pram when a decision dont go there way..  sometimes it goes the other way they dont cry and stamp there feet then.

[fazersharp]

[quote author=HarryHornby link=topic=17546.msg228242#msg228242 date=1459585708]
I've said it before and I'll say it again, "Can I get a coffee?"


NO YOU CAN'T FUCKING [size=2em]GET[/size] A COFFEE, YOU CAN [size=2em]HAVE[/size] ONE AND THE PERSON BEHIND THE COUNTER WILL GET IT FOR YOU!!!!!!  FUCKING FUCKTARDS!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  :grumble :2guns

Don't get me started on coffee! Starbucks, I hate starbucks, I hate the way they ask you your name to write it on your cup, I hate their overpriced flapjacks, I hate their corporate log, I hate the fact that they're everywhere, I hate the tall, grande , venti sizes, its small, medium and large, when the fcuk did tall ever mean 'small'. I hate starbucks, tax dodging cnuts!
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You don't dislike them that much because clearly you have been in there many times.

[greg1953]

[quote author=HarryHornby link=topic=17546.msg228242#msg228242 date=1459585708]
I've said it before and I'll say it again, "Can I get a coffee?"


NO YOU CAN'T FUCKING [size=2em]GET[/size] A COFFEE, YOU CAN [size=2em]HAVE[/size] ONE AND THE PERSON BEHIND THE COUNTER WILL GET IT FOR YOU!!!!!!  FUCKING FUCKTARDS!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  :grumble :2guns

Don't get me started on coffee! Starbucks, I hate starbucks, I hate the way they ask you your name to write it on your cup, I hate their overpriced flapjacks, I hate their corporate log, I hate the fact that they're everywhere, I hate the tall, grande , venti sizes, its small, medium and large, when the fcuk did tall ever mean 'small'. I hate starbucks, tax dodging cnuts!
[/quote]
I remember when 9/11 happened there was a comment that NYC Firefighters had been refused water at Starbucks as they had rushed out without any cash....they've never had a penny from me ....while we're on the subject of moans I'm hoping that if we leave Europe we won't hear kilometres etc on the tv instead of miles and people who say" hommage and uber .....can't stand this euro talk crap...that's all.
Greg

[darrsi]

[quote author=celticdog link=topic=17546.msg228246#msg228246 date=1459586713]
[quote author=HarryHornby link=topic=17546.msg228242#msg228242 date=1459585708]
I've said it before and I'll say it again, "Can I get a coffee?"


NO YOU CAN'T FUCKING [size=2em]GET[/size] A COFFEE, YOU CAN [size=2em]HAVE[/size] ONE AND THE PERSON BEHIND THE COUNTER WILL GET IT FOR YOU!!!!!!  FUCKING FUCKTARDS!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  :grumble :2guns

Don't get me started on coffee! Starbucks, I hate starbucks, I hate the way they ask you your name to write it on your cup, I hate their overpriced flapjacks, I hate their corporate log, I hate the fact that they're everywhere, I hate the tall, grande , venti sizes, its small, medium and large, when the fcuk did tall ever mean 'small'. I hate starbucks, tax dodging cnuts!
[/quote]
I remember when 9/11 happened there was a comment that NYC Firefighters had been refused water at Starbucks as they had rushed out without any cash....they've never had a penny from me ....while we're on the subject of moans I'm hoping that if we leave Europe we won't hear kilometres etc on the tv instead of miles and people who say" hommage and uber .....can't stand this euro talk crap...that's all.
Greg
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:lol

[Oldgit]

A bunch of these old has been celebs about to be inflicted on us in a new style driving entertainment show for 5 weeks, it's just a fuckin pension top up for useless bastards, Johnnie Vegas et all useless prats each and everyone of them.

[fazersharp]

Fake adverts where the actors are being portrayed as real people with stuttering and pauses included in the script 

[darrsi]

Fake adverts where the actors are being portrayed as real people with stuttering and pauses included in the script

I make a living out of these people.  :lol