Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS!

[red98]

:lol :lol :lol ......not rachel,carole      :lol

[darrsi]

:lol :lol :lol ......not rachel,carole      :lol

Oooohh, i can feel a mass debate coming on.  :lol

[Frosties]

:lol :lol :lol ......not rachel,carole      :lol

Nah, Lisa Riley  :lol

[fazersharp]

And that tosser on Countdown the other day who started every letter selection with "I'd like to see a consonant".

That has to be the most intellectual goat get ever in the history of gotten goats

[DILLIGAFF]

In conversations people who repeat the question.............

"You chop the onions finely and then fry them"

"Yes, I chop the onions finely and then fry them"

I JUST FUCKING SAID THAT !!!!

[red98]

[quote author=red98 link=topic=17546.msg223567#msg223567 date=1454751605]
:lol :lol :lol ......not rachel,carole      :lol

Nah, Lisa Riley  :lol
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nah, nah, nah,      carole as she was.....not as she is now 

[Skippernick]

Having just driven 250 odd motorway miles in sh*te wet conditions the amount of f**k wits, with their day time running lights on but no rear lights, for F**k sake. And as for those who have no lights on at all :2guns :2guns

[mr self destruct]

In conversations people who repeat the question.............

"You chop the onions finely and then fry them"

"Yes, I chop the onions finely and then fry them"

I JUST FUCKING SAID THAT !!!!

Yeah, when people repeat what I just said back to me as a question, I change it just to fuck with them
Our fork lift driver does it all the time.
"Chris, I need those parts taking over to C Block before 10.00."
"You need those parts taking over to C Block before 10.00?"
"No I don't."
"But you just said..."
"Oh so you did fucking understand the first time!"

[darrsi]

Having just driven 250 odd motorway miles in sh*te wet conditions the amount of f**k wits, with their day time running lights on but no rear lights, for F**k sake. And as for those who have no lights on at all :2guns :2guns

Have you noticed the sudden appearance of 4 or 6 headlights on as well, that blind the hell out of you if approaching over a bridge, or through your wing mirrors?

[fazersharp]

[quote author=Skippernick link=topic=17546.msg223616#msg223616 date=1454778797]
Having just driven 250 odd motorway miles in sh*te wet conditions the amount of f**k wits, with their day time running lights on but no rear lights, for F**k sake. And as for those who have no lights on at all :2guns :2guns

Have you noticed the sudden appearance of 4 or 6 headlights on as well, that blind the hell out of you if approaching over a bridge, or through your wing mirrors?
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Its those focing nissan jukes (micra on steroids ) that are the worse when they have the fog lights on as well you get 6 lights coming at you, its like fecking close encounters 

[YamFazFan]

When you open a bag of salt & shake crisps and the little salt packet is right at the bottom underneath all the crisps :wall

When you open a tin of mackerel with the ring pull top and it flicks the sauce everywhere just as the top breaks away from the can :wall

When you go to open a can of beer and the ring pull snaps off before it's opened the hole in the top :wall

[Skippernick]

When you open a bag of salt & shake crisps and the little salt packet is right at the bottom underneath all the crisps :wall

Easily solved, open the packet the other end.  :pokefun

[darrsi]

[quote author=YamFazFan link=topic=17546.msg223717#msg223717 date=1454871899]
When you open a bag of salt & shake crisps and the little salt packet is right at the bottom underneath all the crisps :wall

Easily solved, open the packet the other end.  :pokefun
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Or buy Ready Salted........voila.  :lol

[Oldgit]

My people skills are fine , I just need to bone up on dealing with fuckin zoomers & fuckwits.

[tommyardin]

'Tommy you get right up my goat' <<<<< that was said to me after a heated discussion on a building site with my Labrador one day.
That is why he is still a f-----g Labrador and not a tradesman. Anyway who the f--k told him about my affiliation with his goat? Bastards :evil <<< His Goat.
Very pretty.
LOL

[Grahamm]

Twats like this idiot in Salisbury who decide that if all the car spaces are occupied, they can use the bike space instead  :2guns

(Had I been staying longer than just to have a quick pee, I'd have parked in front of their car and blocked them in)

Maybe I should start carrying some extra sticky labels that are a bastard to peel off saying "Nice Motorcycle, Idiot!"

[Skippernick]

Twats like this idiot in Salisbury who decide that if all the car spaces are occupied, they can use the bike space instead  :2guns

(Had I been staying longer than just to have a quick pee, I'd have parked in front of their car and blocked them in)

Maybe I should start carrying some extra sticky labels that are a bastard to peel off saying "Nice Motorcycle, Idiot!"

Post the pic on parks like a cunt

[tommyardin]

Twats like this idiot in Salisbury who decide that if all the car spaces are occupied, they can use the bike space instead  :2guns

(Had I been staying longer than just to have a quick pee, I'd have parked in front of their car and blocked them in)

Maybe I should start carrying some extra sticky labels that are a bastard to peel off saying "Nice Motorcycle, Idiot!"

Why mess with a label grab yourself a small rattle can of shocking lime green spray paint :eek

[Frosties]

[quote author=Grahamm link=topic=17546.msg223896#msg223896 date=1455046784]
Twats like this idiot in Salisbury who decide that if all the car spaces are occupied, they can use the bike space instead  :2guns

(Had I been staying longer than just to have a quick pee, I'd have parked in front of their car and blocked them in)

Maybe I should start carrying some extra sticky labels that are a bastard to peel off saying "Nice Motorcycle, Idiot!"

Why mess with a label grab yourself a small rattle can of shocking lime green spray paint :eek
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Yeah......you could do a quick pic of a Kwak down each side so he complies 

[tommyardin]

sounds like a plan