In a line of slow moving traffic and saw a young girl waiting to pull out of a side road. Stopped to let her out, she pulled out in front of me..............THEN STOPPED TO ANSWER HER FUCKING PHONE !!!!!!!!!
Gave her a blast on the horn, she moved forward about a foot AND CARRIED ON TALKING !!!!!
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
I used to not give a foc, then I discovered Red Bull and now I don't give a flying foc !!!
when you're in the cage and in lane 2 of 2 thinking you'll now make good progress past the HGV in lane 1......only for the cager twat infront who decides at the very last minute to put his indicator on to turn right, leaving you stuck and watching lane 1 disappear.......GGRRR
fire never sleeps
People who simply don't have the brains to turn their phone horizontally when filming something, so instead of getting a full width landscape view you end up with that stupid portrait strip in the middle with large portions of blanked out sides, resulting in a really shit piece of annoying filming.
How difficult can it really be for fucks sake? :rolleyes
More people are born because of alcohol than will ever die from it.
Or when they're trying to sell something and post a picture of it but the picture's upside down. How do they do that? And if you comment they say "I don't understand technology"
Malc
Old enough to know better.
(02-02-16, 10:30 AM)crickleymal link Wrote: Or when they're trying to sell something and post a picture of it but the picture's upside down. How do they do that? And if you comment they say "I don't understand technology" On the same subject, looking at a picture of somthing you want to buy -- click on it for a bigger picture ---- and up pops one exactly the same focing size :wall
I don't do rain or threat there of. dry rider only with no shame.
(02-02-16, 10:43 AM)fazersharp link Wrote: [quote author=crickleymal link=topic=17546.msg223232#msg223232 date=1454405455]
Or when they're trying to sell something and post a picture of it but the picture's upside down. How do they do that? And if you comment they say "I don't understand technology" On the same subject, looking at a picture of somthing you want to buy -- click on it for a bigger picture ---- and up pops one exactly the same focing size :wall
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Or even smaller in the corner......
More people are born because of alcohol than will ever die from it.
(12-08-15, 09:48 PM)fazerscotty link Wrote: Todays....
Personalised number plates? - I mean why - its a Peugeot!
(However, whoever has FAZ 3R please get in touch :rollin :rollin :rollin )
Or FZS 600 would do me
05-02-16, 09:06 AM
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(05-02-16, 01:33 AM)tommyardin link Wrote: [quote author=fazerscotty link=topic=17546.msg207041#msg207041 date=1439412523]
Todays....
Personalised number plates? - I mean why - its a Peugeot!
(However, whoever has FAZ 3R please get in touch :rollin :rollin :rollin )
Or FZS 600 would do me
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You could have BJ08 PLS for the poofs car MR2 ragtop Tommy :lol
orrrrrrrrr KN08 ROT, BA11 BAG. And yeah.....I know mine is T055 ER S 
Those are my principles...if you don't like them I have others.
People who Americanize themselves on forums, talking about riding on the freeway and buying things for a few hundred bucks then hollar at people when they ask which state they live in.
Just my two cents...
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Same everywhere now people saying "can I get" -- a bigmac. ..................er no you can have one and I will get it for you.
I don't do rain or threat there of. dry rider only with no shame.
Another annoying one is 'can you borrow me'
Complete fabrication, I didn't make it up!
People who start every sentence with "So". And that tosser on Countdown the other day who started every letter selection with "I'd like to see a consonant".
Malc
Old enough to know better.
Tossers who watch countdown lol
Just flapping about on this stagnant little pond on the outer rim of the internet.....yup.... :-))
people whe drive white transit vans,,,i am going steady down a very steep single lane hill,van comes around the corner,,i brake and skid 60 yds into the front of the bastard,,he had long enough to select reverse and fuck off, I think we even speeded up at one place, wet,slippy,wornout road surface
An ageing test pilot for home grown widgets that may fail at anytime.
the wanker on the pushbike who went under my car scratching it,  . but he was in the iron man tenby, so I didn't comment he was on the wrong side of the road on a blind bend, ffs,.
sent from my carafan in tenby,
people who use the word "like" far too often ......people talking bo**ocks and then say "do you know what i mean" at the end ..........er,no,because your talking bollocks :wall
tossers who countdown to the time when they can criticize other foccers :rolleyes :pokefun [size=78%] [/size] :lol
One, is never going to be enough.....
People who park their cars on overhead motorway bridges to watch the traffic. Every bastard slows down 'cos they think it's plod.
What the feck is interesting about watching fecking motorway traffic :grumble
Those are my principles...if you don't like them I have others.
Whilst i'm on - ACRONYMS!!! WTF is that all about eh?
Every bastard meeting I go to with different companies, they all have their own full list of wank stain acronyms which they use every feckin time at every opportunity. Me - I have to learn about a dozen full sets of acronyms. Complete bunch of EIFOS's (Educated Idiots Full Of Shit) :wall
Those are my principles...if you don't like them I have others.
06-02-16, 09:46 AM
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(06-02-16, 09:25 AM)Frosties link Wrote: People who park their cars on overhead motorway bridges to watch the traffic. Every bastard slows down 'cos they think it's plod.
What the feck is interesting about watching fecking motorway traffic :grumble
They're probaly shooting a porno over the bonnet, what you see is the lookout.......apparently. :lol
More people are born because of alcohol than will ever die from it.
(06-02-16, 09:08 AM)red98 link Wrote: tossers who countdown to the time when they can criticize other foccers :rolleyes :pokefun [size=78%] [/size] :lol
Hehehe....errrrrr......tossers who critisize other tossers for critisizing tossers who watch countdown (while tossing over Rachel Riley) ;-)
Just flapping about on this stagnant little pond on the outer rim of the internet.....yup.... :-))
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