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Think bike (moped) - think twat
#21
Not a moped but a c90 (same fukin thing) A lad pulled up next to me at a zebra crossing as a guy with a gammy leg was starting to cross. He flipped his lid and said to me "listen to this". As gammy leg passed  mr C90 said "oi mate there's something wrong with your leg" and looked at me and started to laugh.  Mr gammy walked off the zebra and round the side of c90 and smacked him in the nose full on and the c90 dropped in a pile of person and shite honda. Then mr gammy said "well there's fuck all wrong with me arms."

Best thing on the road I ever seen.
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#22
:rollin
Another ex-Fazer rider that is a foccer again
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#23
(04-12-15, 08:33 PM)Exupnut link Wrote: Not a moped but a c90 (same fukin thing) A lad pulled up next to me at a zebra crossing as a guy with a gammy leg was starting to cross. He flipped his lid and said to me "listen to this". As gammy leg passed  mr C90 said "oi mate there's something wrong with your leg" and looked at me and started to laugh.  Mr gammy walked off the zebra and round the side of c90 and smacked him in the nose full on and the c90 dropped in a pile of person and shite honda. Then mr gammy said "well there's fuck all wrong with me arms."

Best thing on the road I ever seen.


Please tell me that is actually true.
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#24
Another thing they all seem to do is never put their feet up, they ride along with both legs stretched out
I don't do rain or threat there of. dry rider only with no shame.
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#25
Yup....I will never forget it lol
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#26
(04-12-15, 02:31 PM)Exupnut link Wrote: Observation Signal Manoeuvre

When I was instructing when taught OSM-PSL

Observation Signal Manoeuvre ... And the Manoeuvre consisted of PSL, which is Position, Speed, Look again
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