17-11-15, 07:51 PM
(This post was last modified: 17-11-15, 07:53 PM by darrsi.)
Had a new one happen last night on the way home.
Stuck in traffic (again) and I noticed the car about 4 foot in front of me inching backwards, so waited for the brake lights to come on but they didn't so I gave a quick blast on the air horn.
No brake lights and now the car is getting closer and also picking up momentum.
Now I have the air horn on full blast......car still moves towards me!
So I have to make a decision to get the foc out the way in a split second and I had to blindly reverse the bike hoping I never hit anyone behind me, then I swung round the car and moved forward up to the driver's door, then banged on his window.
I WOKE THE BASTARD UP!!!
I could see by the way he jumped and moved his head that he'd nodded off, adding the fact that my air horn is bloody loud and he never even heard it.
Wouldn't be surprised if he hit the car behind either, because if he's anything like me I take an hour to properly wake up. :lol :z :z :z
More people are born because of alcohol than will ever die from it.
Stupid bitches using the phone when driving, nearly hits a bus then I have to slam all on in the car when she swerves to avoid bus, then she gives me the finger when I roll down window and tell her she is a stupid c**t.
Taxi drivers who stop and block a lane of traffic off just drop a passenger off, foccing wankers.
Peugeot main dealers who don`t have parts, don`t know when they will arrive if you order them and advice you to try Andrew Page instead.
This morning has been shit!
Our technical (QA'S) department at work, who regularly change the padlocks on the focin toolbox's and don't give out keys........ Finally lost it yesterday and my manager got it.
Focers what to get a proper job
Complete fabrication, I didn't make it up!
(18-11-15, 02:46 PM)joebloggs link Wrote: Our technical (QA'S) department at work, who regularly change the padlocks on the focin toolbox's and don't give out keys...
Have you ever thought that its just YOU they are not giving a key too :pokefun
I don't do rain or threat there of. dry rider only with no shame.
(18-11-15, 02:56 PM)fazersharp link Wrote: [quote author=joebloggs link=topic=17546.msg216494#msg216494 date=1447854400]
Our technical (QA'S) department at work, who regularly change the padlocks on the focin toolbox's and don't give out keys...
Have you ever thought that its just YOU they are not giving a key too :pokefun
[/quote]
LOL
Three locks in as many months, first was a combination which they changed as they were concerned anyone could gain access so changed it for a lock with a key, which of course everyone had access to. So in the name of security they put on a third lock and kept the key to themselves............I have enough focin things to do on start up without having to hunt down a member of their team to open up the bloody box.
The box is plastic, if they carry on like this the box will have an accident
Complete fabrication, I didn't make it up!
18-11-15, 06:01 PM
(This post was last modified: 18-11-15, 06:33 PM by fazersharp.)
The way politicians add in little fake "laughs" when they are being interviewed when they are trying to pretend they don't care
EG Maria Eagle on BBC this eve on finding out via twitter that her boss Corbin has appointed his old red left anti nuclear supporter Ken Livingston as head of the nuclear yes or no committee
I don't do rain or threat there of. dry rider only with no shame.
(18-11-15, 02:27 PM)slappy link Wrote: Stupid bitches using the phone when driving, nearly hits a bus then I have to slam all on in the car when she swerves to avoid bus, then she gives me the finger when I roll down window and tell her she is a stupid c**t.
Taxi drivers who stop and block a lane of traffic off just drop a passenger off, foccing wankers.
Peugeot main dealers who don`t have parts, don`t know when they will arrive if you order them and advice you to try Andrew Page instead.
This morning has been shit!
Andrew Page, isn't he a fellow foccer on here?
"Apage16"
More people are born because of alcohol than will ever die from it.
Smart arse reporters who insist on using Fronglish and say Charleighe Ebdough surly for us its - Charlie Ebdo innit ?
I don't do rain or threat there of. dry rider only with no shame.
19-11-15, 08:03 AM
(This post was last modified: 19-11-15, 08:06 AM by darrsi.)
(18-11-15, 10:06 PM)fazersharp link Wrote: Smart arse reporters who insist on using Fronglish and say Charleighe Ebdough surly for us its - Charlie Ebdo innit ?
Compared to "reporters" like a girl called Emma Kelly who's job involves trawling the web for photos of "sideboob" or "nip slips" in the Daily Star.
I spend all day running round like a maniac and lifting heavy shit, and she undoubtedly gets paid much more than me looking for tits and arse on the internet!
I could seriously do her job very well in an instant, yet i doubt she could do mine if we swapped for a day, but i'm more than willing to give each other a sporting chance. :b
Here's a perfect example:
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz-tv/im...oaches-bum
More people are born because of alcohol than will ever die from it.
Do what I do, don't read papers any more 
Who the foc is Jorgie Porter anyway?
My wife records all that shit like celebrity get me out of here, x factor, strictly come dancing and watches it when I am at work, she knows I will put my boot through the telly if she puts it on if I am in the house.
People who stand right in front of lift doors with little thought that people might actually be inside when the lift arrives and that they might actually want to get out! Impatient twats! :grumble
Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys beer, and that helps!
People who hang about a zebra crossing with no intention of....crossing causing cars to stop unnecessarily..
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(19-11-15, 10:07 AM)HarryHornby link Wrote: People who stand right in front of lift doors with little thought that people might actually be inside when the lift arrives and that they might actually want to get out! Impatient twats! :grumble
Same as the London Underground tubes.
More people are born because of alcohol than will ever die from it.
(19-11-15, 10:13 AM)NorthWestern link Wrote: People who hang about a zebra crossing with no intention of....crossing causing cars to stop unnecessarily..
Or who cross about 50 feet either side of a crossing, what's all that about?
More people are born because of alcohol than will ever die from it.
(19-11-15, 10:13 AM)NorthWestern link Wrote: People who hang about a zebra crossing with no intention of....crossing causing cars to stop unnecessarily.. AND
its a quiet road and virtually only me on it and a person at the crossing chooses to press the button and stop the only car on the road.
Even when its busy if I need to cross I can usually see a gap coming down the road and so don't press the button at all
I don't do rain or threat there of. dry rider only with no shame.
Here another one I was reminded about today, tractors that have mud caked on the wheels and then come straight out of a field onto a main road where all the shit flings off onto the road, I was having to slarlem though coke can size piles of mud right on my ride line.
It should be illegal and they should have to stop in the field entrance and scrape it off and not fling it on the main road.
Couple of years ago I was in the car going in the opposite direction and a tractor pulled out of a field and a stone flung off his wheels and chipped my screen
I don't do rain or threat there of. dry rider only with no shame.
The appalling standard of motorway driving, in particular, people who overtake, then pull in front of you and then slow down. WTF?
And when traffic is fairly heavy and all lanes are moving at a similar pace, people who keep cutting across from one lane to the next, then back again, in the hope they'll end up a couple of car lengths ahead of where they might otherwise be. Don't they see that if everyone moves into the lane that just for a moment is going a bit faster, then that'll slow down and the lane they all moved from will speed up? If it's heavy traffic, why not just stay in one lane until it eases up a bit? Tossers! :grumble
People who park in hedges at speed ......
Just flapping about on this stagnant little pond on the outer rim of the internet.....yup.... :-))
Cunts the join a dual carriageway by using a slip road and not even looking whats actually coming or making an effort to blend in with traffic. They expect everyone on the dual carriageway to give way to them OR even worse the fuckers get to the end of the slip road and jam their brakes on! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK????...... these knuckle fuckers don't deserve to live... No Trial, No Prosecution. Just a bullet in the back of the head and the body left on the grass verge as a warning for any other cunting cockwomble that cant use a fucking sliproad!!!!!!!!!! CUNTS :grumble :grumble :grumble
Owner of Motorcycle Republic, Specialist in unfucking things that others have fucked up.
(23-11-15, 04:53 PM)Deefer666 link Wrote: Cunts the join a dual carriageway by using a slip road and not even looking whats actually coming or making an effort to blend in with traffic. They expect everyone on the dual carriageway to give way to them OR even worse the fuckers get to the end of the slip road and jam their brakes on! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK????...... these knuckle fuckers don't deserve to live... No Trial, No Prosecution. Just a bullet in the back of the head and the body left on the grass verge as a warning for any other cunting cockwomble that cant use a fucking sliproad!!!!!!!!!! CUNTS :grumble :grumble :grumble
Sounds like someone had a good day
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