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[joebloggs]

[quote author=Nellog link=topic=18684.msg215358#msg215358 date=1446927151]
Hells bells, Joebloggs, where did you get that one from?  :lol

That's HIS missuss :rollin :rollin
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My Mrs, as you can see she's lost a few pounds

[sinto607276]

She's a stunner

[joebloggs]

She's a stunner

Thanks

She can also suck a golf ball up 50 feet of garden hose pipe

[sinto607276]

[quote author=sinto link=topic=18684.msg215366#msg215366 date=1446927859]
She's a stunner

Thanks

She can also suck a golf ball up 50 feet of garden hose pipe
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:rollin :rollin :rollin

[Nellog]

I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman in my life. . . woke up with a few though.

[celticdog]

I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman in my life. . . woke up with a few though.

Well what can I say . . . Been there done that, on the plus side (she is) I bet she'd make you a cracking breakfast!

[fazersharp]

Oops. Apologies, Fazersharp. Certainly no offence meant. I'm defo in no place to do that - I'm a newbie.

Twas meant tongue in cheek fella, ------------- you said you have been reading these forums for a while did you not

[sinto607276]

[quote author=Nellog link=topic=18684.msg215356#msg215356 date=1446927023]
Oops. Apologies, Fazersharp. Certainly no offence meant. I'm defo in no place to do that - I'm a newbie.

Twas meant tongue in cheek fella, ------------- you said you have been reading these forums for a while did you not
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Of course it's tongue in cheek on here is it not or have I missed the point of this forum? :lol

[FzDrugus]

Nice post

[midden]

Ignore him, he's from Wales  :rollin :rollin :rollin

It's even worse He's a Scott  from Wales  :rolleyes

[Nellog]

Yeah, I've only recently registered and started to look round the foc, so I'm getting a feel for the banter. Cheers fellas.

[Robbie8666]

I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman in my life. . . woke up with a few though.

:agree

great quote from The Macc Ladds!!