Best ever nicknames?

[DILLIGAFF]

Reading another feed got me thinking, what's the best and most appropriate nickname you ever heard?


I had a friend who was bald, very short sighted and a bit of a c**t, therefore BBC


Another who was always called GRAVY because he went with anything.


At school I was known universally as BUS because apparently the back of my head resembled one?

[Nath]

Two mates spring to mind. Once called shotgun because it looks like someone blew the bottom of his legs of as he's short and the other called red because he comes out with most disgusting things and we all think he's bloody c**t.

[noggythenog]

I knew somebody called "mong"


He used to meet people & say "hi i'm mong" :lol

[Freck]

There's a guy where I work that's nicknamed Thrush because he's an annoying c**t  :lol

[darrsi]

Had a Turkish girl working at my place a few years back named Gul, pronounced Gool, and everyone used to call her Ging Gang.  :lol

[dazza]

Met a Spanish bloke the other day who had just had his vehicle stolen....His name was Carlos

[YamFazFan]

Met a Spanish bloke the other day who had just had his vehicle stolen....His name was Carlos

Is that the same Carlos that's friends with the other Spanish bloke that's just scored top marks in his health check up....Manuel?

[sadlonelygit]

used to work with a bloke called thrombo......................he was a slow moving clot!

[Tmation]

A few I have worked with


FLUB, Fat Lazy Useless Bastard
Cot Death, Because he should have been
Blister, Only comes out after the hard work is done
DADS, Dumb As Dog Shit
TAPS, Thick As Pig Shit

[DILLIGAFF]

Another comes to mind. Steve, a car repair guy, known as RHINO cos he's thick skinned and charges a lot.

[sadlonelygit]

two shits was another acquaintance................if you'd had a shit, he'd had 2

[Dead Eye]

Colin McGregor, the brother of "Star Wars" actor Ewan McGregor, is a pilot in the Royal Air Force. His aviator nickname is Obi-Two

[taylor]

a former doorman, who had half his ear shot of in a war, billy 18 months

[taylor]

o I forgot, jimmy 1 bollock, ha had the other pulled of whilst doing cross country in school, he caught it o a barbed wire fence, funny as f    k.

[YamFazFan]

In an episode of the classic comedy 'porridge' and also 'Whatever happened to the likely lads?' (same script-writers) reference is made to a bloke with no ears who goes by the nickname 'Lugless Douglas' :lol

[fazerscotty]

Not forgetting "Bungalow" - Not a lot upstairs.. :rollin :rollin :rollin

[Val]

Forget about nick names there are some real names  :rollin

Like you do not want to be in the class of Mr. Perv:



Or to have your property sold by Jolly Mangina:



The best one is this though  :lol

[bri h]

I knew a girl called clanger cos she was always dropping them.

[chaz]

A mate was (and still is) known as "knob hound" because he was aways sniffing around looking for somewhere to stick his ?

[locksmith]

I used to be called Shithead.

For the life of me I cant remember why  :rollin