Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS!

[fazersharp]

Tommy Cooper wore a fez, that never made him an Egyptian did it?  :lol

Just like that !

[darrsi]

Is that the new Egyptian Ahamay Rezaf?  :rollin :rollin :rollin

[YamFazFan]

[quote author=lew600fazer link=topic=17546.msg206587#msg206587 date=1438991548]

I am giving him 6 months notice to vacate the property as I intend to return to the UK in January, health reasons (my arse)

I thought that you as the landlord only need give 2 months notice.
Funny how he was happy and content - was paying low rent then along comes this woman gives him grief and then gives you grief.

[/quote]

It would depend what notice period is written into the tenancy agreement wouldn't it?.

So sounds like he's gained a girlfriend & lost his nice flat in the process :rolleyes. Blimey, she must be a stunner! :lol

[7omly]

Well slimwilly, I'm a misguided fool, about what? And how the hell has it got nothing to do with the unions. The unions are a collective.
Basically what you are telling me is that anyone employed in any capacity that may affect you has no right to strike. That means that nurses, fireman, train drivers and the like will have to suffer financial hardship and deteriorating conditions just so they don't inconvenience you.
I agree that the unions in the 70's had far to much power and behaved irresponsibly. However I don't want to return to tugging my forelock and being totally subservient to the employer like it was before the Trade Union movement began.
You should lighten up a bit, we all have to suffer but A days train strike isn't the end of the world.

[johnakay]

what gets my goat is feckers pulling out just your about on top of them nah not the roof :rolleyes

[darrsi]

what gets my goat is feckers pulling out just your about on top of them nah not the roof :rolleyes

What?  :look

[Billy Balthorpe]

what gets my goat is feckers pulling out just your about on top of them nah not the roof :rolleyes

5.19pm is a bit early to be pissed isn't it?

[fazerscotty]

Todays....

Personalised number plates? - I mean why - its a Peugeot!

(However, whoever has FAZ 3R please get in touch  :rollin :rollin :rollin )

[sinto607276]

Todays....

Personalised number plates? - I mean why - its a Peugeot!

(However, whoever has FAZ 3R please get in touch  :rollin :rollin :rollin )

I think every personalised plate should be

KN08 END

:lol :lol

[Skippernick]

I saw one last week,


MAH 800B


it was a bloke driving, weirdo.

[PieEater]

I saw one last week,


MAH 800B


it was a bloke driving, weirdo.

MAN BOOB - After a certain age we all get them  :o

[darrsi]

Todays....

Personalised number plates? - I mean why - its a Peugeot!

(However, whoever has FAZ 3R please get in touch  :rollin :rollin :rollin )

Especially ones that are really shit attempts at a name with random numbers in the mix that make no sense whatsoever, but the owner can only see their name quite clearly.
3 people at my work have really good ones which match their name spot on, but 2 others have diabolical efforts which are laughable, and they paid for that privilege.  :lol

[Dave48]

Personalised no plates......there are some really nice/good ones but the majority I see now are "the leftovers/dregs" that owners illegally space letters/numbers in some ludicrously pathetic attempt to give themselves some "status" or highlight their ethnicity( eg near me I8(S?) LAM) :eek
I can see the point of putting a cheap Northern Irish plate on to avoid the 6 monthly age-related nonsense-but I suppose it keeps some people employed?
When they introduced the new system in Sept 2001 (51) they also brought in a standard font. In my understanding all these jiggled around plates should be MOT failures as it could be argued that this is an attempt to confuse the scanning cameras.
Its all ego isnt it & it backfires because most sane people think "What a Tosser!"

[darrsi]

Personalised no plates......there are some really nice/good ones but the majority I see now are "the leftovers/dregs" that owners illegally space letters/numbers in some ludicrously pathetic attempt to give themselves some "status" or highlight their ethnicity( eg near me I8(S?) LAM) :eek
I can see the point of putting a cheap Northern Irish plate on to avoid the 6 monthly age-related nonsense-but I suppose it keeps some people employed?
When they introduced the new system in Sept 2001 (51) they also brought in a standard font. In my understanding all these jiggled around plates should be MOT failures as it could be argued that this is an attempt to confuse the scanning cameras.
Its all ego isnt it & it backfires because most sane people think "What a Tosser!"

Bargain.  :eek

http://metro.co.uk/2008/02/17/the-7m-num...te-632383/

[hotmetal]

I generally think 'cockwomble' when I see personalised plates but I would have L1 TRE on my Fazer and STR 675R on my Triumph.

[slimwilly]

I have had my plate for 26 years now  , it reads    BIL 288  something,,,













you know what it says about me,,,========my name is Bill, incase I forget,,i know I will be old one day.

[Freck]

Spiders! The bloody things are working overtime spinning webs at our house at the moment.

I think they're waiting until I've gone in the house and then they're spinning another bloody web across the back door....... at head height too! Little [email]B@stards[/email]!!  >:

[Dave48]

Spiders! The bloody things are working overtime spinning webs at our house at the moment.

I think they're waiting until I've gone in the house and then they're spinning another bloody web across the back door....... at head height too! Little [email]B@stards[/email]!!  >:

If you think its bad now just wait til the Autumn-its an obstacle course between my back door & shed. Why dont they stick to the giant hedge?!
But the insects were here first & will probably still be spinning their webs when us humans are extinct :lol

[slimwilly]

Motorcyclists who ride with their headlights on FULL BLOODY BEAM,

makes me flash main beam at them,,,a beemer bike today , two up,,dazzled the shit out of me,,must of been those stupid HID bulbs,

should be made illegal as dangerously bright

[fazersharp]

Motorcyclists who ride with their headlights on FULL BLOODY BEAM,

makes me flash main beam at them,,,a beemer bike today , two up,,dazzled the shit out of me,,must of been those stupid HID bulbs,

should be made illegal as dangerously bright

Ah ! but you DID see him