Three word story

[BBROWN1664]

using broom handles

[ChristoT]

To prop him

[BBROWN1664]

up while they

[acid drop]

shag his ears

[taylor]

with hard merekakts

[Oldgit]

and old hedgehogs

[acid drop]

dipped in treacle

[ChristoT]

(The poor buggers)

[Oldgit]

sweet and spikey

[ChristoT]

Jammed tightly in

[BBROWN1664]

to the gap

[acid drop]

of his bumcheeks

[taylor]

which also had

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skidmarks lurking there

[Oldgit]

from a skidding

[BBROWN1664]

sliding, mark creating

[Oldgit]

tyre tracks up

[taylor]

to the clinkers

[acid drop]

round the cobblers

[Oldgit]

and down into